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Post by Mrs H on Aug 1, 2007 11:53:41 GMT -1
You've tried to make me cry and you've tried to insult me, all in the aid getting me to post milestones, so now is your chance to make me laugh all the way to 20K! No dropping of trousers though!
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Post by Fizzy Bread on Aug 1, 2007 11:55:03 GMT -1
I'm listening to Steps..
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Post by Mrs H on Aug 1, 2007 11:56:48 GMT -1
I'm listening to Steps.. The you should be sent to a country with no taste.....America?
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Post by Fizzy Bread on Aug 1, 2007 11:59:18 GMT -1
I'm listening to Steps.. The you should be sent to a country with no taste.....America? That was harsh Ok, that didn't work, have a joke: A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny. "None, they all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking." Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking."
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Post by Mrs H on Aug 1, 2007 12:01:17 GMT -1
The you should be sent to a country with no taste.....America? That was harsh Ok, that didn't work, have a joke: A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny. "None, they all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking." Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking." Lol I like that Spozzler. Have a for being funny
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Post by jh1980 on Aug 1, 2007 12:01:37 GMT -1
The you should be sent to a country with no taste.....America? That was harsh No, it was entirely fair! Laura - Boobies! (Oh hang on, maybe it's only men who laugh at that word... )
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Post by Mrs H on Aug 1, 2007 12:04:47 GMT -1
That was harsh No, it was entirely fair! Laura - Boobies! (Oh hang on, maybe it's only men who laugh at that word... ) You're right Jules, women don't laugh at the word boobies. We laugh at Cock knocker ;D
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Post by HGO on Aug 1, 2007 12:07:32 GMT -1
United set to sign James Beattie & Kevin Kilbane for a total of 5.5 million
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Post by Fizzy Bread on Aug 1, 2007 12:07:36 GMT -1
Dunno if you've read this story: A man who was accused of having sex with a sheep has walked free after the animal was unable to testify.
The man, from Haaksbergen, near Utrecht, the Netherlands, was reported to police after a farmer caught him having sex with a sheep. But the case was thrown out of court as the sheep couldn't take to the stand to testify it didn't want to have sex and had suffered emotional stress.
Under Dutch law, bestiality is not a crime unless it can be proved the animal didn't want to have sex.
'Short of putting the sheep in the dock, at the moment these perverts cannot be prosecuted,' said animal rights campaigner Jos van Huisen.
Minister of Justice Ernst Hirsch Ballin has said he plans to change the law to make bestiality a criminal offence.LOL
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Post by Mrs H on Aug 1, 2007 12:09:46 GMT -1
United set to sign James Beattie & Kevin Kilbane for a total of 5.5 million At least they're signing a striker
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Post by Mrs H on Aug 1, 2007 12:10:22 GMT -1
Dunno if you've read this story: A man who was accused of having sex with a sheep has walked free after the animal was unable to testify.
The man, from Haaksbergen, near Utrecht, the Netherlands, was reported to police after a farmer caught him having sex with a sheep. But the case was thrown out of court as the sheep couldn't take to the stand to testify it didn't want to have sex and had suffered emotional stress.
Under Dutch law, bestiality is not a crime unless it can be proved the animal didn't want to have sex.
'Short of putting the sheep in the dock, at the moment these perverts cannot be prosecuted,' said animal rights campaigner Jos van Huisen.
Minister of Justice Ernst Hirsch Ballin has said he plans to change the law to make bestiality a criminal offence.LOL That's just disturbing
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Post by Fizzy Bread on Aug 1, 2007 12:12:45 GMT -1
Dunno if you've read this story: A man who was accused of having sex with a sheep has walked free after the animal was unable to testify.
The man, from Haaksbergen, near Utrecht, the Netherlands, was reported to police after a farmer caught him having sex with a sheep. But the case was thrown out of court as the sheep couldn't take to the stand to testify it didn't want to have sex and had suffered emotional stress.
Under Dutch law, bestiality is not a crime unless it can be proved the animal didn't want to have sex.
'Short of putting the sheep in the dock, at the moment these perverts cannot be prosecuted,' said animal rights campaigner Jos van Huisen.
Minister of Justice Ernst Hirsch Ballin has said he plans to change the law to make bestiality a criminal offence.LOL That's just disturbing I know.. Jules obviously wasn't getting away with it [in Wales] so decided to corrupt and violate Dutch sheep.. Disgraceful!
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Post by HGO on Aug 1, 2007 12:13:31 GMT -1
but hes very very shit United set to sign James Beattie & Kevin Kilbane for a total of 5.5 million At least they're signing a striker
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Post by Mrs H on Aug 1, 2007 12:16:55 GMT -1
but hes very very shit At least they're signing a striker We have Leon Clarke Oooo Fizzy Spozzler, Jules is going to tan your behind for that ;D
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Post by jh1980 on Aug 1, 2007 12:17:29 GMT -1
Dunno if you've read this story: The man, from Haaksbergen, near Utrecht, the Netherlands, was reported to police after a farmer caught him having sex with a sheep. SEE! It's not just the Welsh! ;D (C'mon, laugh, I've denounced my own people there!)
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Post by jh1980 on Aug 1, 2007 12:18:30 GMT -1
I know.. Jules obviously wasn't getting away with it [in Wales] so decided to corrupt and violate Dutch sheep.. Disgraceful! Oiii! I'm not gonna tan Jen's ass, Laura... she likes it too much!
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Post by Fizzy Bread on Aug 1, 2007 12:19:59 GMT -1
We have Leon Clarke Oooo Fizzy Spozzler, Jules is going to tan your behind for that ;D Kinky.. I'd rather you did it though... ;d
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Post by Fizzy Bread on Aug 1, 2007 12:20:22 GMT -1
I know.. Jules obviously wasn't getting away with it [in Wales] so decided to corrupt and violate Dutch sheep.. Disgraceful! Oiii! I'm not gonna tan Jen's ass, Laura... she likes it too much! You wish
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Post by jh1980 on Aug 1, 2007 12:23:59 GMT -1
You wish Ummmmmmmmmmm.............
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Post by Mrs H on Aug 1, 2007 12:27:28 GMT -1
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