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Post by Shippers on Jul 20, 2007 8:41:07 GMT -1
following Hurlock's rules in the ways of wooing women I thought maybe we should all share our general rules to make life better.
I'll go first.
I make it a rule not to buy flat fish from Jewish women.
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Post by Neko Bazu on Jul 20, 2007 8:46:34 GMT -1
Never put your socks in a toaster.
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Post by Shippers on Jul 20, 2007 8:57:54 GMT -1
paperclips are your friends
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Post by addicted2venos on Jul 20, 2007 9:10:10 GMT -1
No flag, no country .......... those are the rules!!
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jul 20, 2007 9:10:17 GMT -1
dont eat blue tack
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Post by Shippers on Jul 20, 2007 9:15:36 GMT -1
No flag, no country .......... those are the rules!! Agreed "it's the rebels Sir.... they're here" "Well what do they want?" "I don't know sir" "Do they want tea?" "I don't think so sir.... they do have a flag" "That was Jolly crafty of them"
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 20, 2007 9:17:54 GMT -1
Cold teabags make good beanbags for mice.
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Post by Shippers on Jul 20, 2007 9:22:52 GMT -1
and the foam coverings off of headphones make a good berret for a caterpillar.
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Post by Janner on Jul 20, 2007 9:24:33 GMT -1
Dont eat yellow snow
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 20, 2007 9:27:00 GMT -1
People who say the word "guesstimate" have Aids.
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Post by Shippers on Jul 20, 2007 9:29:20 GMT -1
People who say the word "guesstimate" have Aids. the bad aids as well
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 20, 2007 9:30:03 GMT -1
People who say the word "guesstimate" have Aids. the bad aids as well Yes the bad aids.
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Post by HURLOCK on Jul 20, 2007 9:59:35 GMT -1
blind people shouldn't have windows in their houses
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jul 20, 2007 10:07:09 GMT -1
blind people shouldn't have windows in their houses how will their dogs see out?
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Post by HURLOCK on Jul 20, 2007 10:10:55 GMT -1
blind people shouldn't have windows in their houses how will their dogs see out? they've got x-ray specs silly
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Post by Shippers on Jul 20, 2007 10:12:46 GMT -1
no stone throwing regardless of housing situation - that's my policy.
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 20, 2007 10:21:30 GMT -1
If it happens in the South then the world has to know about it and they should have the world's sympathy. If it happens in the North then it should be quashed as a dirty little secret and the children washed in disinfectant.
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Post by HURLOCK on Jul 20, 2007 10:31:20 GMT -1
If it happens in the South then the world has to know about it and they should have the world's sympathy. If it happens in the North then it should be quashed as a dirty little secret and the children washed in disinfectant.[/quote Not true, get off your soap box
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Jul 20, 2007 10:37:16 GMT -1
Napalm should only be used against inferior cultures
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