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Jul 17, 2007 8:50:45 GMT -1
Post by Neko Bazu on Jul 17, 2007 8:50:45 GMT -1
The other day, a friend of mine was telling me about how she recently was involved in her first threesome. While discussing the subject, I recalled my one invite into a threesome. The first problem was that I'm taken and my girlfriend wasn't part of the invite - instant no-go, as far as I'm concerned. Secondly... well, ever seen two walruses mating? I'm talking right down to the excessive blubber, huge teeth and both sexes having moustaches. Needless to say, I quickly excused myself and headed for the bar, and they went off after my cousin instead. Anyone else got any horror stories to share, for the sake of amusing each other? ;D
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Jul 17, 2007 9:11:11 GMT -1
Post by Ninja Squirrel on Jul 17, 2007 9:11:11 GMT -1
My former misses sent me a nudey picture message once and I accidently sent it to my dad! most horrorfiyingness
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Jul 17, 2007 9:26:12 GMT -1
Post by Shippers on Jul 17, 2007 9:26:12 GMT -1
ouch ninj! That's terrible!
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Jul 17, 2007 10:10:13 GMT -1
Post by Neko Bazu on Jul 17, 2007 10:10:13 GMT -1
My former misses sent me a nudey picture message once and I accidently sent it to my dad! most horrorfiyingness Yikes! Not sure who of the three of ya would've been most horrified by that!
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Jul 17, 2007 10:42:04 GMT -1
Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jul 17, 2007 10:42:04 GMT -1
My former misses sent me a nudey picture message once and I accidently sent it to my dad! most horrorfiyingness Yikes! Not sure who of the three of ya would've been most horrified by that! none of them as much as the wife finding nude pics on her hubbys phone ;D
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Jul 17, 2007 14:52:14 GMT -1
Post by Tony Yeboah's Lunchbox on Jul 17, 2007 14:52:14 GMT -1
In my first year at Uni, a bloke was flirting with me in Ikon about 3 years onto my course. It was awful. One of the guys from the 2nd year pointed out this geezer who was staring in our groups direction. I took no notice but he was intent on chatting to me when i was queueing at the bar to get drinks. I won't say what he said but needless to say the moment he tried to pinch my arse, I was outta there.
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Jul 17, 2007 15:01:14 GMT -1
Post by mortontheblade on Jul 17, 2007 15:01:14 GMT -1
a former mate, who i used to live with, tried to kiss me in a club in london and subsequently it was discovered that secretly he had a crush on me for awhile..... he's currently in a 2 year relationship with a girl i had, for want of a better description, "a thing with"...... does that count as a horror story?
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Jul 17, 2007 15:02:13 GMT -1
Post by Tony Yeboah's Lunchbox on Jul 17, 2007 15:02:13 GMT -1
a former mate, who i used to live with, tried to kiss me in a club in london and subsequently it was discovered that secretly he had a crush on me for awhile..... he's currently in a 2 year relationship with a girl i had, for want of a better description, "a thing with"...... does that count as a horror story? Thats pretty fucked up I'd say
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Jul 17, 2007 15:13:36 GMT -1
Post by Neko Bazu on Jul 17, 2007 15:13:36 GMT -1
a former mate, who i used to live with, tried to kiss me in a club in london and subsequently it was discovered that secretly he had a crush on me for awhile..... he's currently in a 2 year relationship with a girl i had, for want of a better description, "a thing with"...... does that count as a horror story? I'd say it's a bit of a headfuck!
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Jul 17, 2007 15:19:20 GMT -1
Post by mortontheblade on Jul 17, 2007 15:19:20 GMT -1
meh!.... and you wonder why i'm looney tunes
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Jul 17, 2007 15:40:56 GMT -1
Post by urrzzzzzzzzzz on Jul 17, 2007 15:40:56 GMT -1
I've heard of someone drunk who got drunk, and climbed into his girlfriends house naked and crawled into her double bed. He was then only to find that he had the wrong bed and he'd actually climbed in with her parents. I actaully believe that stroy too as the person who told me it was able to name his friend and had many other similar stories from his drunken excursions.
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Jul 17, 2007 15:43:58 GMT -1
Post by gt on Jul 17, 2007 15:43:58 GMT -1
One of my friends got so drunk and disorientated he liberally urinated all over the pile of new Christmas presents stacked up in the corner of his room...
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Jul 17, 2007 15:48:28 GMT -1
Post by mortontheblade on Jul 17, 2007 15:48:28 GMT -1
One of my friends got so drunk and disorientated he liberally urinated all over the pile of new Christmas presents stacked up in the corner of his room... ;D it was actually you, wasn't it?
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Jul 17, 2007 15:54:03 GMT -1
Post by gt on Jul 17, 2007 15:54:03 GMT -1
It wasn't actually, though I have done plenty of stupid things while under the influence - that I am not even going to entertain the idea of revealing on here One of my friends got so drunk and disorientated he liberally urinated all over the pile of new Christmas presents stacked up in the corner of his room... ;D it was actually you, wasn't it?
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Jul 17, 2007 15:56:53 GMT -1
Post by mortontheblade on Jul 17, 2007 15:56:53 GMT -1
It wasn't actually, though I have done plenty of stupid things while under the influence - that I am not even going to entertain the idea of revealing on here ;D it was actually you, wasn't it? ;D yer, me as well....
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Jul 17, 2007 15:58:06 GMT -1
Post by Dr LuKas on Jul 17, 2007 15:58:06 GMT -1
My number 1 life goal is to spank a walrus.
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Jul 17, 2007 16:00:24 GMT -1
Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jul 17, 2007 16:00:24 GMT -1
My number 1 life goal is to spank a walrus.
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Jul 17, 2007 16:05:47 GMT -1
Post by Dr LuKas on Jul 17, 2007 16:05:47 GMT -1
In a nice way. ;D Oh and I'd like to be the first man on Mars too.
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Jul 17, 2007 16:09:31 GMT -1
Post by weallloveleeds on Jul 17, 2007 16:09:31 GMT -1
In a nice way. ;D Oh and I'd like to be the first man on Mars too. I was just about to say what happened to Mars. ...It would have been a bit of a come down in aspirations...
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Jul 17, 2007 16:11:30 GMT -1
Post by Dr LuKas on Jul 17, 2007 16:11:30 GMT -1
Mars is a constant top goal, I guess the Walrus thing is just for this period in time.
Oh and to find out what the point of wasps are.
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