Goalposts for Jumpers
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Oct 24, 2007 16:28:40 GMT -1
Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Oct 24, 2007 16:28:40 GMT -1
I find that when I get out of bed in the morning, my legs and ankles are often stiff and it takes me several seconds of stretching to get them feeling normal again. This has been happening more-so over the last 5 or so years. My knees play me up a bit too especially in the colder weather and I can often get back pain and discomfort when seated or standing for an extended period of time. I also find that my teeth are more sensitive to very hot and/or very cold food/drink and consuming either a hot drink or a cold drink, for example, can send sharp pains through my face and as a result, my face contorts in pain leaving me resembling some kind of gurning old codger. If I sit cross legged for any period of time, the leg resting on top of the lower leg sort of goes to sleep and when I stand on it, my foot feels like jelly. Thanks for listening. You've been great. More random ailments next time. Oh, by the way, why has the number of emotion options reduced?
Ta.
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Oct 24, 2007 16:35:45 GMT -1
Post by PureOldGold on Oct 24, 2007 16:35:45 GMT -1
I suggest you drink some hot chocolate before you go to bed and get one of them chairs you see advertised on the shopping channels which helps you get up of them, the moods - there is a problem with them at the moment, we should be sorted soon hopefully.
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Oct 24, 2007 16:47:58 GMT -1
Post by mortontheblade on Oct 24, 2007 16:47:58 GMT -1
You're Old.
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Oct 24, 2007 16:52:52 GMT -1
Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Oct 24, 2007 16:52:52 GMT -1
MMMMMMMMM........... I think that all your childhood/teenage/twenties/thirties masterbating has finally taken its toll!! smoke more fags and drink more quaddy voddies...that should sort it, and if it doesnt, you'll be too pissed to care!
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Oct 24, 2007 16:53:53 GMT -1
Post by mortontheblade on Oct 24, 2007 16:53:53 GMT -1
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Goalposts for Jumpers
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Oct 25, 2007 16:32:01 GMT -1
Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Oct 25, 2007 16:32:01 GMT -1
That's an appalling split-infinitive......the correct sentence should read "or exercise regularly".......think opening credits to Star Trek - Capn Kirk - "To Boldly go" and aw fuck it, I can't be arsed. Morton = Custard. ;D
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Goalposts for Jumpers
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Oct 25, 2007 16:32:57 GMT -1
Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Oct 25, 2007 16:32:57 GMT -1
I suggest you drink some hot chocolate before you go to bed and get one of them chairs you see advertised on the shopping channels which helps you get up of them, the moods - there is a problem with them at the moment, we should be sorted soon hopefully. When your balls drop Mr POG, you'll be on the same old ageing slippery slope like me...only 20 years behind.
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Oct 25, 2007 16:34:06 GMT -1
Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Oct 25, 2007 16:34:06 GMT -1
You're Old. You're a virgin. And no, having a "one in a bed sex-romp" with your fist does not count as popping your cherry! ;D
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Oct 25, 2007 16:34:33 GMT -1
Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Oct 25, 2007 16:34:33 GMT -1
MMMMMMMMM........... I think that all your childhood/teenage/twenties/thirties masterbating has finally taken its toll!! smoke more fags and drink more quaddy voddies...that should sort it, and if it doesnt, you'll be too pissed to care! No mate. My wrists are fine!
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Dec 29, 2007 12:20:34 GMT -1
Post by T C on Dec 29, 2007 12:20:34 GMT -1
I find that when I get out of bed in the morning, my legs and ankles are often stiff and it takes me several seconds of stretching to get them feeling normal again. This has been happening more-so over the last 5 or so years. My knees play me up a bit too especially in the colder weather and I can often get back pain and discomfort when seated or standing for an extended period of time. I also find that my teeth are more sensitive to very hot and/or very cold food/drink and consuming either a hot drink or a cold drink, for example, can send sharp pains through my face and as a result, my face contorts in pain leaving me resembling some kind of gurning old codger. If I sit cross legged for any period of time, the leg resting on top of the lower leg sort of goes to sleep and when I stand on it, my foot feels like jelly. Thanks for listening. You've been great. More random ailments next time. Oh, by the way, why has the number of emotion options reduced? Ta. It's nothing to do with your age....you are suffering from osteoarthritis, osteoperosis and probably going through the menapause
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Dec 30, 2007 15:02:29 GMT -1
Post by mortontheblade on Dec 30, 2007 15:02:29 GMT -1
That's an appalling split-infinitive......the correct sentence should read "or exercise regularly".......think opening credits to Star Trek - Capn Kirk - "To Boldly go" and aw fuck it, I can't be arsed. Morton = Custard. ;D You're Old. You're a virgin. And no, having a "one in a bed sex-romp" with your fist does not count as popping your cherry! ;D You're even older now
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Dec 31, 2007 8:07:52 GMT -1
Post by HURLOCK on Dec 31, 2007 8:07:52 GMT -1
I find that when I get out of bed in the morning, my legs and ankles are often stiff and it takes me several seconds of stretching to get them feeling normal again. This has been happening more-so over the last 5 or so years. My knees play me up a bit too especially in the colder weather and I can often get back pain and discomfort when seated or standing for an extended period of time. I also find that my teeth are more sensitive to very hot and/or very cold food/drink and consuming either a hot drink or a cold drink, for example, can send sharp pains through my face and as a result, my face contorts in pain leaving me resembling some kind of gurning old codger. If I sit cross legged for any period of time, the leg resting on top of the lower leg sort of goes to sleep and when I stand on it, my foot feels like jelly. Thanks for listening. You've been great. More random ailments next time. Oh, by the way, why has the number of emotion options reduced? Ta. Well one plus point is that you can get Imp to give you a nosh every morning, this counts as a workout! I'm sure she loves you enough to oblige ;D
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Jan 3, 2008 4:34:09 GMT -1
Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Jan 3, 2008 4:34:09 GMT -1
Honestly, Hurlock, you are a sicko!
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Jan 3, 2008 9:04:35 GMT -1
Post by Neko Bazu on Jan 3, 2008 9:04:35 GMT -1
The sad truth is, you're dead. You just haven't realised it. I know this to be true - I see dead people all the time!
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