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Post by HURLOCK on Jul 17, 2007 11:50:33 GMT -1
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Post by weallloveleeds on Jul 17, 2007 11:58:43 GMT -1
Leeds United
Super Leeds, as they are often known, (not true, of course) are one of the most hated clubs in the world. This is because they cheat and play dirty football. Once a Premiership side, Leeds are now in League 1/Division 2 - old terms - (simply because Hull City are too good for them) and sinking fast. And in most cases even gays tend to use the club's logo as a protest against homosexual rights. Leeds also top the English football leagues in arrests for hooliganism which of course makes them the greatest team in the land - if you don't fight drunkenly with opposing fans you're obviously a gay. But after all is said and done Leeds will one day be back to former glory, that is winning premierships against the local park football team after being relegated out of every league in England. Leeds United are also in the red because they did not pay there electric and gas bill from british gas, which now comes to a total of £64,678,655 for lighting and gas fees because they cant kick a ball. Leeds United has just been re-sold to previous owner Ken Bates, who has promised to continue the club free-falling slide into oblivion, much to the delight of every other Football side in Europe, fans however really couldn't care less as they are too busy worrying about the local marbles side, having given up on LUAFC when they hit the championship, like most bandwagoners do.
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Leeds City
Long thought to have been thrown out of the League in 1919 for actually paying their players with money instead of eggs (as was the custom at the time), the club was actually placed in suspended animation so that it could be reborn should the city ever need a new football club. Preparations are currently under way to awake it in summer 2007. We're Going Down!
Leeds Rhinos
The best rugby league team in the world.
Cricket
The national sport of the Grim North is cricket. Leeds is notable for having the world's only annular cricket ground, Headingley, which completely encircles the city centre at a mean distance of 0.8 nautical miles from the town hall.
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Post by ollietimms on Jul 17, 2007 12:02:31 GMT -1
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jul 17, 2007 12:16:51 GMT -1
Arsenal FC
Arsenal FC or Le Arse is an evil organisation set in the baddest part of north London, led by the Australian tyrant Arsene Wenger.
The club consistently finish 4th in the league on account of their cheating, having only 3 English players in the squad and getting 30 odd penaltys a season (you get me)
The other chief businesses of Arsenal FC are the export of alcohol (though they only produce two products however - Bitter and Whine ) and the drowning of new born puppies.
The official motto of this team is "Silence is golden", something observed impeccably by their fans.
Arsenal allegedly bribed their way into the top flight after the suspension in the league, due to the World War 1.
Arsenal had finished 5th but the club chairman is historically suspected of buying their promotion. The club abused the tragedy and disorder of the The Great War, which shows no respect for the sacrifice made by thousands.
During the construction of Highbury, a horse accidentally fell into an open pit, where the foundations were being laid. It was not rescued but buried under the North Bank Stand. Its ghost can be seen at night urinating on the penalty spot
Unknown to many Arsenal supporters is the fact that their legendary status, as the team who play the best football in the Premiership, is complete nonsense. In fact, the club stole the honour from Manchester United in the early 15th Century, under the guidance of the walking dinosaur Jens Lehmann. United have tried to steal the trophy back in the Ferguson years, but have failed miserably every time. The last attempt was cut short because Carlos Queiroz accidently smashed a window at the Emirates Stadium and woke up baby walcott, attempts to calm down the young striker were only made worse when Alex Ferguson showed his ugly red face to him. Let's just hope, for everyone's sake, that they reclaim the title and put the "young gunners" where they belong, in bed.
It is well publicised that Osama Bin Laden is an Arsenal fan, now I'm not saying there's anything wrong with Arsenal; but when the biggest terrorist in the world supports you what does that say about you?
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Post by weallloveleeds on Jul 17, 2007 12:26:50 GMT -1
...This site's pretty amusing  |
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Post by gw on Jul 17, 2007 13:28:55 GMT -1
The club consistently finish 4th in the league 1 or 2 seasons  |
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Post by Peschi on Jul 17, 2007 13:39:47 GMT -1
Pride Park holds 33,597 people and was opened by Gary Glitter in the Summer of 1997. Although regular attendances have been down in recent years after fans have discovered more interesting things to do; like counting the blades of grass in their garden. LMAO!!! |
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on Jul 17, 2007 16:34:29 GMT -1
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