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Post by jh1980 on Jul 5, 2007 12:09:59 GMT -1
I find it a bit scary sometimes how twisted my thinking is but then I talk to you lot and I realise I'm semi normal lol ;D Do your best friends sometimes call you "sick and wrong" ;D If so - join 606 Daytime Crew! ;D OI, A2V! Stop lurking in the background and join in...!
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 5, 2007 12:13:41 GMT -1
I find it a bit scary sometimes how twisted my thinking is but then I talk to you lot and I realise I'm semi normal lol ;D Do your best friends sometimes call you "sick and wrong" ;D If so - join 606 Daytime Crew! ;D OI, A2V! Stop lurking in the background and join in...! Yes they have on many occassions. They do that thing where they look at each other in a "I can't believe she just said that" way and think that I can't see them doing it. It makes me just want to contract tourettes to really freak them out! ;D
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 5, 2007 12:19:41 GMT -1
Yes they have on many occassions. They do that thing where they look at each other in a "I can't believe she just said that" way and think that I can't see them doing it. It makes me just want to contract tourettes to really freak them out! ;D *High Five!* ;D "Welcome home! You will find a selection of vibrators in the coal scuttle, please feel free to sit back and frig away! We have a selection of magazines including '100 ways to punish the Chuckle Brothers'...!"
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 5, 2007 12:29:15 GMT -1
Yes they have on many occassions. They do that thing where they look at each other in a "I can't believe she just said that" way and think that I can't see them doing it. It makes me just want to contract tourettes to really freak them out! ;D *High Five!* ;D "Welcome home! You will find a selection of vibrators in the coal scuttle, please feel free to sit back and frig away! We have a selection of magazines including '100 ways to punish the Chuckle Brothers'...!" Ahhh *settles back with 8 inches of rubber and reads number 23 "Pouring Candle wax on to Barry Chuckle's moustache"*
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 5, 2007 12:35:04 GMT -1
Ahhh *settles back with 8 inches of rubber and reads number 23 "Pouring Candle wax on to Barry Chuckle's moustache"* ;D A fine choice, madam! Where would you like the hedgehog to, how we say, "take residence?"
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 5, 2007 12:36:20 GMT -1
Ahhh *settles back with 8 inches of rubber and reads number 23 "Pouring Candle wax on to Barry Chuckle's moustache"* ;D A fine choice, madam! Where would you like the hedgehog to, how we say, "take residence?" I'd like him ground up and made into Hedgehog Flavoured crisps please.
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 5, 2007 12:45:54 GMT -1
I'd like him ground up and made into Hedgehog Flavoured crisps please. But hedgehogs are cute! I suppose you couldn't get the sellotape around them though...! ;D
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 5, 2007 12:48:02 GMT -1
I'd like him ground up and made into Hedgehog Flavoured crisps please. But hedgehogs are cute! I suppose you couldn't get the sellotape around them though...! ;D Hedgehogs have fleas. Why would I want to put sellotape around them? It seems a flagrant miuse of sticky tape.
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 5, 2007 12:51:48 GMT -1
Where the hell is everyone btw???
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 5, 2007 12:53:02 GMT -1
Hedgehogs have fleas. Why would I want to put sellotape around them? It seems a flagrant miuse of sticky tape. But they make snuffly noises... and curl into little spiky balls! So they don't split! Get with the programme! ;D
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 5, 2007 12:53:33 GMT -1
Where the hell is everyone btw??? We've disgusted them! ;D
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 5, 2007 12:54:28 GMT -1
Hedgehogs have fleas. Why would I want to put sellotape around them? It seems a flagrant miuse of sticky tape. But they make snuffly noises... and curl into little spiky balls! So they don't split! Get with the programme! ;D What are you putting in them that's going to make them split??
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 5, 2007 12:55:39 GMT -1
Where the hell is everyone btw??? We've disgusted them! ;D Have they gone to scrub their skin from all the dirtiness? ;D
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Post by Neko Bazu on Jul 5, 2007 12:59:13 GMT -1
I'm being forced to work On the upside, it involves playing with obscenely strong magnets - anyone with an inner child knows how much fun that is! ;D "So, how strong is-?" *CLANG* "...shit, that just jumped a full foot to latch onto that... Oh well, better get-.. on-... wi-... crap, it's stuck! " True story ;D
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Post by officergroyman on Jul 5, 2007 13:00:56 GMT -1
View from outsideView of the inside
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 5, 2007 13:03:06 GMT -1
So they don't split! Get with the programme! ;D What are you putting in them that's going to make them split?? *Penny slowly drops to bottom of deep well in Laura's mind!* ;D We're meant to be horrifically tasteless, surely a gerbil-type joke ain't the bottom of the barrel?!
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 5, 2007 13:10:13 GMT -1
What are you putting in them that's going to make them split?? *Penny slowly drops to bottom of deep well in Laura's mind!* ;D We're meant to be horrifically tasteless, surely a gerbil-type joke ain't the bottom of the barrel?! Too true but don't go bumming donkey's they have aids apparently.
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 5, 2007 13:13:58 GMT -1
Too true but don't go bumming donkey's they have aids apparently. ;D I'll bear that in mind! Don't you mean "bumming asses" Oops... Is it time for a sheep joke yet?!
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Post by addicted2venos on Jul 5, 2007 13:20:40 GMT -1
I find it a bit scary sometimes how twisted my thinking is but then I talk to you lot and I realise I'm semi normal lol ;D Do your best friends sometimes call you "sick and wrong" ;D If so - join 606 Daytime Crew! ;D OI, A2V! Stop lurking in the background and join in...! .......... I'm not lurking, I'm fucking busy!! This working malarky is ruining my mood!! ....... on another note I note mine and Cav faux sedition thread got deleted ........... the wonders of free speech eh!!
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 5, 2007 13:22:50 GMT -1
Too true but don't go bumming donkey's they have aids apparently. ;D I'll bear that in mind! Don't you mean "bumming asses" Oops... Is it time for a sheep joke yet?! Whats a sheeps biggest fear? ?? The welsh with velcro gloves!!!!
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