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Post by Mrs H on Jul 5, 2007 11:14:06 GMT -1
Fossdyke bloody hell it's years since I heard that. My nan used to live in Torksey next to the Fossdyke with the most evil of swans there!! Ah, I could bore you to death with facts about the Fossdyke...but yesa, it's alive and well. Have you been scarred for life by the evil swans? Swans are faster than you think
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 5, 2007 11:15:23 GMT -1
"And if he told you to jump off a cliff, would you?!" ;D I think I'm none too keen on the word "todger" possibly... yes, that must be the problem! Yes *he told me to say that* ;D What's wrong with todger? I said the word fisting in front of 450 people last night.
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Post by Imp on Jul 5, 2007 11:17:07 GMT -1
Ah, I could bore you to death with facts about the Fossdyke...but yesa, it's alive and well. Have you been scarred for life by the evil swans? Swans are faster than you think Are you the person who's had their arm broken by a swan?
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Post by Imp on Jul 5, 2007 11:17:39 GMT -1
"And if he told you to jump off a cliff, would you?!" ;D I think I'm none too keen on the word "todger" possibly... yes, that must be the problem! Yes *he told me to say that* ;D What's wrong with todger? I said the word fisting in front of 450 people last night. I'm almost too afraid to ask... "why"?
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 5, 2007 11:21:26 GMT -1
"And if he told you to jump off a cliff, would you?!" ;D I think I'm none too keen on the word "todger" possibly... yes, that must be the problem! Yes *he told me to say that* ;D What's wrong with todger? I said the word fisting in front of 450 people last night. LMAO nice abusive little relationship then?! ;D I feel "schlong" would be more aesthetically pleasing - feel free to get his view! I hardly dare ask but why were you publicly talking about fisting last night?!
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 5, 2007 11:23:52 GMT -1
Swans are faster than you think Are you the person who's had their arm broken by a swan? No definitely not We went to see Daniel Kitson the comedian last night. He was talking about people who don't live in London are losers and then he did the clenching fist action that mean piss off or fuck off. He said to the audience "what's that called? One finger is giving someone the finger, 2 fingers is giving someone the rods so what is that". So I shouted "fisting". Mr H was mortified ;D
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Post by Imp on Jul 5, 2007 11:26:52 GMT -1
Are you the person who's had their arm broken by a swan? No definitely not We went to see Daniel Kitson the comedian last night. He was talking about people who don't live in London are losers and then he did the clenching fist action that mean piss off or fuck off. He said to the audience "what's that called? One finger is giving someone the finger, 2 fingers is giving someone the rods so what is that". So I shouted "fisting". Mr H was mortified ;D Mortified? Did he move to the next table?! ;D
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 5, 2007 11:28:17 GMT -1
No definitely not We went to see Daniel Kitson the comedian last night. He was talking about people who don't live in London are losers and then he did the clenching fist action that mean piss off or fuck off. He said to the audience "what's that called? One finger is giving someone the finger, 2 fingers is giving someone the rods so what is that". So I shouted "fisting". Mr H was mortified ;D Mortified? Did he move to the next table?! ;D He couldn't it was in a theatre. He did turn away from me though. All his friends were sitting the other side of the theatre and knew it was me ;D ;D
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 5, 2007 11:28:32 GMT -1
We went to see Daniel Kitson the comedian last night. He was talking about people who don't live in London are losers and then he did the clenching fist action that mean piss off or fuck off. He said to the audience "what's that called? One finger is giving someone the finger, 2 fingers is giving someone the rods so what is that". So I shouted "fisting". Mr H was mortified ;D Wow. I haven't had that much difficulty not wetting myself since early childhood! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Imp on Jul 5, 2007 11:30:27 GMT -1
Mortified? Did he move to the next table?! ;D He couldn't it was in a theatre. He did turn away from me though. All his friends were sitting the other side of the theatre and knew it was me ;D ;D You really have made me giggle! He must be so proud! ;D
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 5, 2007 11:30:31 GMT -1
He couldn't it was in a theatre. He did turn away from me though. All his friends were sitting the other side of the theatre and knew it was me ;D ;D ah, that's just cruel! I trust he won't be defending you when his mates are taking the piss...
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 5, 2007 11:33:24 GMT -1
He couldn't it was in a theatre. He did turn away from me though. All his friends were sitting the other side of the theatre and knew it was me ;D ;D You really have made me giggle! He must be so proud! ;D Not sure if proud is the word he would use. I was as Daniel Kitson praised me on my comedy timing and my accent lol ;D ;D Jules it's like water off a duck's back
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 5, 2007 11:36:49 GMT -1
Jules it's like water off a duck's back Heh, aye he probably needs to be cool as a cucumber! Least you make him laugh... as well as cringe!
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 5, 2007 11:40:30 GMT -1
Jules it's like water off a duck's back Heh, aye he probably needs to be cool as a cucumber! Least you make him laugh... as well as cringe! I think he just blanks out most of the things I say ;D
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 5, 2007 11:43:42 GMT -1
I think he just blanks out most of the things I say ;D In fairness it's pretty funny, but the fact it was ONLY you that shouted out is perhaps indicative...! ;D
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Post by Imp on Jul 5, 2007 11:46:06 GMT -1
You really have made me giggle! He must be so proud! ;D Not sure if proud is the word he would use. I was as Daniel Kitson praised me on my comedy timing and my accent lol ;D ;D Jules it's like water off a duck's back And who says women aren't funny?!? Right, off to do housework. Pleh. ;D
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 5, 2007 11:47:48 GMT -1
Bye Imple Dimple Puddin and Pie
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 5, 2007 11:50:11 GMT -1
I think he just blanks out most of the things I say ;D In fairness it's pretty funny, but the fact it was ONLY you that shouted out is perhaps indicative...! ;D A mind that perpetually lives in the gutter Jules. Be afraid, be very afraid
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 5, 2007 11:57:52 GMT -1
In fairness it's pretty funny, but the fact it was ONLY you that shouted out is perhaps indicative...! ;D A mind that perpetually lives in the gutter Jules. Be afraid, be very afraid I'd have thought "fisting" too sweetie, I don't think any of our regular circle have anything to fear from the corruption of each others' minds! ;D
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 5, 2007 12:08:31 GMT -1
A mind that perpetually lives in the gutter Jules. Be afraid, be very afraid I'd have thought "fisting" too sweetie, I don't think any of our regular circle have anything to fear from the corruption of each others' minds! ;D I find it a bit scary sometimes how twisted my thinking is but then I talk to you lot and I realise I'm semi normal lol ;D
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