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Post by Fizzy Bread on Aug 19, 2006 7:40:40 GMT -1
Hmmmm 5000. Dunno what to say really.. Special thanks to the Leeds crew (all of 'em!!) and everyone for making this place (as the Frosties tiger would say) just ggggggreat!!! ;D I need cheering up to, so any jokes are much appreciated!!
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Goalposts for Jumpers
Sunday League Player
Posting on message boards is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman.....
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Aug 19, 2006 7:46:21 GMT -1
Well done Spozz! You're a star. Exalted. Joke: A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. Finally, a reward was offered for his capture, and an enterprising Texas ranger decided to track him down. After a lengthy search, he traced the bandit to his favorite cantina, snuck up behind him, put his trusty six-shooter to the bandit's head, and said, "You're under arrest. Tell me where you hid the loot or I'll blow your brains out." But the bandit didn't speak English, and the Ranger didn't speak Spanish. Fortunately, a bilingual lawyer was in the saloon and translated the Ranger's message. The terrified bandit blurted out, in Spanish, that the loot was buried under the oak tree in back of the cantina. "What did he say?" asked the Ranger. The lawyer answered, "He said 'Get lost, you turkey. You wouldn't dare shoot me.'"
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Post by Fizzy Bread on Aug 19, 2006 7:50:04 GMT -1
Yay!! Thanks darlin!! I have a really big grin on my face from that joke now
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Post by rooobarbcustard on Aug 19, 2006 10:40:05 GMT -1
two friends go on a hunting trip, one accidentaly shoots the other, so phones the emergency services. he tells the operator what has happened, that he has shot his friend, she replies is he dead, the phone goes quiet and she hears another shot. bloke returns to phone, he is now.
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Post by Fizzy Bread on Aug 19, 2006 19:00:15 GMT -1
Heard that one, apparently it's the world's funniest joke! I think not. Thanks
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Post by kinghornet on Aug 19, 2006 19:14:20 GMT -1
congrats ;D and exalted joke: Leeds UNited Football club (sorry)
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Post by Fizzy Bread on Aug 19, 2006 19:15:52 GMT -1
Why is everyone so fucking mean? You want a joke? How bout... Everton 2-1 Watford. Suck on that!!
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Post by Super Danny Webber on Aug 19, 2006 19:16:59 GMT -1
Why is everyone so fucking mean? You want a joke? How bout... Everton 2-1 Watford. Suck on that!! sheff utd 1-1 liverpool ;D anywho have an exalt...
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Post by Fizzy Bread on Aug 19, 2006 19:18:12 GMT -1
Why is everyone so fucking mean? You want a joke? How bout... Everton 2-1 Watford. Suck on that!! sheff utd 1-1 liverpool ;D anywho have an exalt... You lucky gets Well done!! Thank ya
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Post by kinghornet on Aug 19, 2006 19:18:40 GMT -1
Why is everyone so fucking mean? You want a joke? How bout... Everton 2-1 Watford. Suck on that!! sorry but i couldnt resist - i know it was bad - thats why i said sorry... Leeds 0 - 1 Cardiff
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Post by Fizzy Bread on Aug 19, 2006 19:19:42 GMT -1
Why is everyone so fucking mean? You want a joke? How bout... Everton 2-1 Watford. Suck on that!! sorry but i couldnt resist - i know it was bad - thats why i said sorry... Leeds 0 - 1 Cardiff I'm converting to York City - full time.
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Post by kinghornet on Aug 19, 2006 19:20:43 GMT -1
sorry but i couldnt resist - i know it was bad - thats why i said sorry... Leeds 0 - 1 Cardiff I'm converting to York City - full time. good move (glory hunter)
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Post by Fizzy Bread on Aug 19, 2006 19:22:58 GMT -1
I'm converting to York City - full time. good move (glory hunter) Awful football (no change there) cheaper (student!!!!) tickets, terraces, proper die hard nutter fans, lovely half time pies.. What more could you want!!! "...I know I am, i'm sure I am, i'm city til I die!"
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Post by kinghornet on Aug 19, 2006 19:24:50 GMT -1
good move (glory hunter) Awful football (no change there) cheaper (student!!!!) tickets, terraces, proper die hard nutter fans, lovely half time pies.. What more could you want!!! "...I know I am, i'm sure I am, i'm city til I die!" pies? spose thats one thing better than leeds... at elland road they get eaten by the players before they reach the terraces
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Post by Fizzy Bread on Aug 19, 2006 19:26:34 GMT -1
Awful football (no change there) cheaper (student!!!!) tickets, terraces, proper die hard nutter fans, lovely half time pies.. What more could you want!!! "...I know I am, i'm sure I am, i'm city til I die!" pies? spose thats one thing better than leeds... at elland road they get eaten by the players before they reach the terraces Nah, they eat across the road at Maccy D's They make the most yummy chicken balti pies ever!!!!
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Post by kinghornet on Aug 19, 2006 19:27:57 GMT -1
pies? spose thats one thing better than leeds... at elland road they get eaten by the players before they reach the terraces Nah, they eat across the road at Maccy D's They make the most yummy chicken balti pies ever!!!! ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!!!! LEEDS FAN ADMITS: "i go to the elland road for the chicken balti pies not the football - id rather be at York City"
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Post by Fizzy Bread on Aug 19, 2006 19:48:40 GMT -1
Nah, they eat across the road at Maccy D's They make the most yummy chicken balti pies ever!!!! ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!!!! LEEDS FAN ADMITS: "i go to the elland road for the chicken balti pies not the football - id rather be at York City" Leeds fan admits that Leeds are infact not very good. Also, neither are York. York make better pies.
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Post by Bobcat Robinson on Aug 20, 2006 16:36:55 GMT -1
Congrats Spozzer! Exalted!
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Post by Fizzy Bread on Aug 20, 2006 18:15:23 GMT -1
Congrats Spozzer! Exalted! Thank ya Bob, have one back
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Post by Dr LuKas on Aug 20, 2006 19:25:51 GMT -1
Well done spozz, exalt.
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