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Post by officergroyman on Dec 20, 2006 19:22:41 GMT -1
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Post by officergroyman on Dec 20, 2006 19:53:56 GMT -1
 Hands OFF the kid Granny!!!! ;D or perhaps a tribute to a RBNO caption......... Where's the xray machine, because I'm not checking the diaper. ;D |
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Post by Dr LuKas on Dec 20, 2006 21:50:16 GMT -1
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Post by officergroyman on Dec 20, 2006 22:32:07 GMT -1
Exactly, you just can't trust the OLD BASTARDS!!!! ;D ;D |
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Post by Dr LuKas on Dec 20, 2006 22:33:35 GMT -1
;D
I don't trust anyone over 60
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Post by Giar on Dec 21, 2006 9:17:02 GMT -1
bloody hell   |
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Post by JJ on Dec 21, 2006 9:40:59 GMT -1
A police officer pulls an old granny over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Granny: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th Driund driving ban.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Granny: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Granny: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Granny: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the man who owns this car and stuffed him in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Granny: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Ma'am, can I see your license?
Granny: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Granny: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card.
The old lady owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Granny: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Granny: No problem.
Trunk is opened, there's no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Granny: Yeah, and I'll bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too...
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