Post by Neko Bazu on Dec 19, 2006 12:25:34 GMT -1
So, as I sit here, typing right now, I have four hours and twenty-two minutes until I get out of work for the rest of the year. That's 15,720 seconds. Well, now it's 15,692. Same difference really.
That's a lot of seconds, though - I mean, just think what you could do with15692 15634 seconds. That's time enough to cook a whole meal, eat it, have a food-coma-induced nap and wash the dishes afterwards. In 15634 15573 seconds, you could play a full five-set tennis match - assuming you're half decent and not playing against Federer, since otherwise you'd be looking at nearer 8000 seconds. And that's if he's feeling generous.
In15573 15402 seconds, you could run the 100m over a thousand times, if you're reasonably quick. And if you don't need to breathe. But then, if you don't need to breathe, you're probably dead, so if you can run the 100m once then you'll probably never need to run it again; you'd have enough money coming your way to pay people to just lift you up and move the track under your feet.
In15402 15226 seconds (4hrs, 13 minutes and 46 seconds, since you asked), you could read enough DN Angel manga to convince yourself to try out Daisuke's various acrobatic feats yourself. You could probably even find a suitably tall and gothic-looking building to try it on.
Of course, if you're like me and all the above seems too much work, then assume that a really good headdesking takes 3 seconds, including time to come up again for the next. In15226 14934 seconds, you could headdesk almost 5000 times. In that time, you'll burn up 500 calories and kill 3500 braincells - but since you probably have several hundred million, that shouldn't really matter. Braincells, that is, not calories. Anyone with that much calorific force should avoid bonfires.
And incidentally, at this time of day, you can get to the hospital to be treated for concussion in around 900 seconds. Which is reassuring.
Why no, I'm not bored...
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And incidentally, at this time of day, you can get to the hospital to be treated for concussion in around 900 seconds. Which is reassuring.
Why no, I'm not bored...
