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Post by Kman on Apr 27, 2006 11:41:11 GMT -1
Musicians eh? Don't believe a word they say. In My Generation, Roger Daltrey sang the line, "I hope i die before i get old." What a liar! You'd think that with his money he'd be able to arrange some form of euthanasia, in Switzerland maybe? By my reckoning he should have arranged this years ago, at least before his 45th birthday.
Can anyone else think of any pop/rock stars who've told big fat lies?
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Apr 27, 2006 11:44:42 GMT -1
Oasis "You and I are gonna live forever"
if I don't I am going to be very pissed off
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Post by Kman on Apr 28, 2006 9:20:18 GMT -1
Mick Hucknall still sings Money's Too tight To Mention at his shitty, boring gigs. What a fuckin liar!! The bastards' loaded. And he's still got ginger pubes.
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Apr 28, 2006 10:28:49 GMT -1
"Sweet home Alabama where the skys are so blue" complete fucking lie it was raining there yesterday So lynard Skynard you lie
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Post by Kman on Apr 28, 2006 13:08:54 GMT -1
Kelly Clarkson? What a lying bitch!! In 'Because of You' she states, 'Because of you, i never stray too far from the sidewalk.'
Why blame someone else for acquiring good pavement skills??!! Rather than laying the blame at someone else's door, she should acknowledge that her desire to stay on the 'sidewalk' is more to do with the current 'jaywalking' laws in the U.S.A.
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Apr 29, 2006 8:16:42 GMT -1
Elton John In rocket man "I'm a Rocket man" hes not is he, he is a fat bald poofter who spends to much money on flowers and stupid clothing that I doubt he has recived any training from NASA at all
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Goalposts for Jumpers
Sunday League Player
Posting on message boards is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman.....
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Apr 29, 2006 8:18:51 GMT -1
Lol Ninj!
Michael Jackson "Don't stop till you get enough"
Enough what exactly? Freaky faced fuckwit. Now that's alliteration.
;D
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Apr 29, 2006 8:28:49 GMT -1
lol GFJ Girls Aloud "Im just a love machine" Well prove it to me then girls (I really hope that comes true)
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Post by Shippers on Jun 1, 2006 13:46:45 GMT -1
cyndi lauper - girls just want to have fun.
no they dont. most want to spend your money, stop you from seeing your mates, take up all your time, expect you to bear your soul to them, and moan the whole time while it happens.
Cyndi lauper? hmpf! Cyndi LIER!
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Post by Mrs H on Jun 1, 2006 13:55:38 GMT -1
Desree
"I'd rather have a piece of toast"
Liar, she wanted Jordan's Strawberry Crunch but she'd run out!
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Post by highgreenowl on Jun 1, 2006 15:18:51 GMT -1
Destinys Child. LIAR "I dont think your ready for this jelly" I was ready for jelly at my 4th birthday
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Post by Imp on Jun 1, 2006 16:06:36 GMT -1
Hard-Fi... Hard to beat? Clearly never played Lincoln City then...
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Jun 1, 2006 16:15:26 GMT -1
Think it is a roundabout way of saying he likes it up the arse! Elton John In rocket man "I'm a Rocket man" hes not is he, he is a fat bald poofter who spends to much money on flowers and stupid clothing that I doubt he has recived any training from NASA at all
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Post by doyleisaroyal on Jun 1, 2006 16:16:41 GMT -1
Sweet Child O' Mine....does Axl Rose actually have any children!?!?!? I don't think he has, he's ginger and a bit of an arse!!
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Post by tgiwatford on Jun 1, 2006 16:18:01 GMT -1
Think it is a roundabout way of saying he likes it up the arse! Elton John In rocket man "I'm a Rocket man" hes not is he, he is a fat bald poofter who spends to much money on flowers and stupid clothing that I doubt he has recived any training from NASA at all In the same song he says: " I miss the Earth so much, i miss my wife" What a fucking lie! Its a HUSBAND for you EJ!
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Post by Bobcat Robinson on Jun 1, 2006 16:18:11 GMT -1
Sweet Child O' Mine....does Axl Rose actually have any children!?!?!? I don't think he has, he's ginger and a bit of an arse!! Axel Rose is an anagram of oral sex!
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Post by doyleisaroyal on Jun 1, 2006 16:19:35 GMT -1
nearly! theres still an E that isn't used....or does that not count?
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Post by Bobcat Robinson on Jun 1, 2006 16:21:27 GMT -1
nearly! theres still an E that isn't used....or does that not count? Well if you spell it 'Axl Rose' it works!
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Post by doyleisaroyal on Jun 1, 2006 20:13:20 GMT -1
Oh yeah!!! and Axl is the proper spelling...damn i'm an idiot! HAHA ORAL SEX
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Jun 1, 2006 20:18:35 GMT -1
And when Marti Pellow sang"I feel it with my fingers,i feel it with my toes".WTF! Does he have an unhealthy perversion? Unhealthy if he has atheletes foot!
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