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Post by Teesside White on Mar 28, 2008 21:04:05 GMT -1
a film just makes you think.......
oh dear god what a pile of wank
ladies and gentlemen....i give you Shark Attack 3: Megalodon
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Post by Neko Bazu on Mar 28, 2008 22:07:55 GMT -1
Lol!
That film's sole purpose for existing is to MST the shit out of it ;D
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Post by T C on Mar 29, 2008 12:08:08 GMT -1
special effects ? ? it's shite !  |
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Mar 29, 2008 12:12:12 GMT -1
Budget of £3.68p there.
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Post by Neko Bazu on Mar 29, 2008 14:50:51 GMT -1
...including the £2.60 spent on vending machine snacks during production. |
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Post by Tony Yeboah's Lunchbox on Mar 30, 2008 21:24:46 GMT -1
Oh my god, thats awful.
They would have been more successful using a Guppy.
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Post by T C on Mar 30, 2008 21:29:21 GMT -1
Yeah but " Goldfish 3" "Attack of the neon tetras " don't have the same impact
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Mar 30, 2008 21:33:00 GMT -1
Its gets better folks - check out the bit where it eats an entire boat! LMFAO! ;D ;D
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Post by Pete the Wolf on Mar 30, 2008 21:33:41 GMT -1
What can you do but ======>  |
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Post by Tony Yeboah's Lunchbox on Mar 30, 2008 21:37:02 GMT -1
Lol John Barrowman is in that film too. A lead character as gay as a maypole taking on a gigantic Shark.
Couldn't have scripted it any better.
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Mar 30, 2008 21:39:58 GMT -1
Oh my god, thats awful. They would have been more successful using a Guppy.  Scary Shit!!  ;D |
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Post by Teesside White on Mar 30, 2008 21:50:06 GMT -1
He survived that how??? "How about i take you home and eat your pussy" .....................oh dear, thats as bad as "Is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven"  |
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Post by Pete the Wolf on Mar 30, 2008 21:57:04 GMT -1
"How about i take you home and eat your pussy" .....................oh dear, thats as bad as "Is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven" I think the latter is less likely to leave you with either a sore groin and/or red mark on your face ;D |
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Post by Neko Bazu on Mar 31, 2008 7:00:59 GMT -1
I have come to the conclusion that this was, in fact, a film about a magical shark that can shrink things to make them easier to consume. 'Megalodon' is, in fact, a mis-spelling of his Sicillian name, Mega Lo Don - 'The Don, Mega'. I mean, come on, no producer in their right mind would actually settle for that piece of crap - right? |
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Mar 31, 2008 17:46:04 GMT -1
OMFG!!! LMAO........... ;D PMSL at the bloke on jetski |
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Post by Teesside White on Mar 31, 2008 20:29:35 GMT -1
OMFG!!! LMAO........... ;D PMSL at the bloke on jetski lol yeh, straight down the sharks gullet |
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Post by MozzaBedfordSpur on Apr 2, 2008 11:08:14 GMT -1
Its gets better folks - check out the bit where it eats an entire boat! LMFAO! ;D ;D PMSL "let me take you home and eat your pussey" ;D ;D ;D |
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