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Post by shinny on Dec 3, 2007 12:58:19 GMT -1
just heard this one **spoiler for Bones fans**
"I will help you"
"Thank you"
"On one condition"
"Booth said you'd say that"
"Did he tell you i'd ask you to kiss him?"
*giggle* "No, well are you?"
"No cheeks, No nose, right on the lips"
"people kiss people on the nose?"
"I want you to kiss him, under the mistletoe"
"Kiss Booth..."
"thats right chere"
"Why?"
"Because it will amuse me"
"Why"
"Because you're all 'Doctor Brennan' and 'Special Agent Seeley Booth, and it's christmas, and i have a pukish side that will not be denied"
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Post by Neko Bazu on Dec 3, 2007 13:25:39 GMT -1
Could quote any number of conversations from Men Behaving Badly or Bottom on here ;D
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Post by shinny on Dec 3, 2007 21:03:19 GMT -1
I mean from SERIOUS TV shows... Comedy's don't count
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Dec 3, 2007 22:52:00 GMT -1
Centurion: You know the penalty laid down by Roman law for harboring a known criminal?
Matthias: No.
Centurion: Crucifixion!
Matthias: Oh.
Centurion: Nasty, eh?
Matthias: Could be worse.
Centurion: What you mean "Could be worse"?
Matthias: Well, you could be stabbed.
Centurion: Stabbed? Takes a second. Crucifixion lasts hours. It's a slow, horrible death.
Matthias: Well, at least it gets you out in the open air.
Centurion: You're weird!
;D
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Post by PureOldGold on Dec 3, 2007 22:58:17 GMT -1
Centurion: You know the penalty laid down by Roman law for harboring a known criminal? Matthias: No. Centurion: Crucifixion! Matthias: Oh. Centurion: Nasty, eh? Matthias: Could be worse. Centurion: What you mean "Could be worse"? Matthias: Well, you could be stabbed. Centurion: Stabbed? Takes a second. Crucifixion lasts hours. It's a slow, horrible death. Matthias: Well, at least it gets you out in the open air. Centurion: You're weird! ;D LOL |
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Post by Teesside White on Dec 3, 2007 23:00:58 GMT -1
"Oh my god, They killed Kenny"
it was on The Bill, no lie!
it was hilarious when Gina Gold said that lol
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Dec 3, 2007 23:02:19 GMT -1
Nick the Greek: What else does it come with?
Tom: It comes with a gold-plated Rolls Royce, as long as you pay for it.
Nick the Greek: Dunno. Seems expensive.
Tom: Seems? Well, this seems to be a complete waste of my time. That, my friend, is 900 nicker in any store you're lucky enough to find one in. And you're haggling over 200 pound? What school of finance did you come from Nick? "It's a deal, it's a steal, it's the Sale of the fucking Century!" In fact, fuck it Nick, I think I'll keep it!
Nick the Greek: All right all right, keep your Alans on!
[Peels off notes from his wad]
Nick the Greek: Here's a ton.
Tom, Eddie: Jesus Christ!
Eddie: You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling over one hundred pound? What're you doing when you're not buying stereos Nick? Finance revolutions?
Nick the Greek: 100 pound is still 100 pound.
Tom: Not when the price is 200 pound it ain't! And certainly not when you've got Liberia's deficit in your skyrocket. Tighter than a duck's butt you are. Now, lemme feel the fibre of your fabric.
;D
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Post by Neko Bazu on Dec 4, 2007 8:17:03 GMT -1
I mean from SERIOUS TV shows... Comedy's don't count But they're not as funny; what's the point?!   |
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Post by shinny on Dec 4, 2007 8:43:55 GMT -1
there are some hilarious conversations in "serious" TV
last night in CSI there was a funny conversation, but I can't remember it.
Bones is litered with them.
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Dec 4, 2007 9:04:15 GMT -1
last night in CSI there was a funny conversation, but I can't remember it.must have been good |
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Post by shinny on Dec 4, 2007 17:20:11 GMT -1
last night in CSI there was a funny conversation, but I can't remember it.must have been good was 3/4 of the way to asleep lol! |
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Dec 4, 2007 21:19:28 GMT -1
 lol
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Dec 6, 2007 17:03:51 GMT -1
Grandad: and Rodney are watching a war film., Del is sat reading The Petroleum Times.
Grandad:
This brings back some memories.
Rodney:
Yeah? You seen this film before then?
Grandad:
I meant the war, I was in the RAF, I flew in a Wellington.
Del:
Why didn't you just wear flying boots like everyone else?
Grandad:
I'll have you know I was one of the few.
Del:
Yeah one of the few who did naff all
;D
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Post by officergroyman on Dec 6, 2007 18:01:06 GMT -1
you gotta LOVE Haratio Cane One-Liners from CSI Miami..... ;D
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Post by shinny on Dec 8, 2007 14:25:05 GMT -1
Horatio is not as funny as Grissom
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Post by shinny on Jan 23, 2008 9:16:22 GMT -1
Horatio will never be as funny as Gris I am loving the new series.... but dammit Sara didn't die  |
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Post by Teesside White on Jan 23, 2008 9:53:58 GMT -1
Grandad: and Rodney are watching a war film., Del is sat reading The Petroleum Times. Grandad: This brings back some memories. Rodney: Yeah? You seen this film before then? Grandad: I meant the war, I was in the RAF, I flew in a Wellington. Del: Why didn't you just wear flying boots like everyone else? Grandad: I'll have you know I was one of the few. Del: Yeah one of the few who did naff all ;D CLASS!!! heres one my favourite convo's in Only Fools Uncle Albert:(watching a Bollywood film) Keep the noise down will yer, I can hardly hear this! Del Boy: Shut up you saucy old git. Rodney: Well, even if you could hear it, you couldn't understand it, could you, it's in Indian! Uncle Albert: In 1959 I was in Bombay! Del Boy: You carry on much longer by tomorrow afternoon you could be in traction. Uncle Albert: But I like this kind of music! Del Boy: Ah! Oh yeah, look at that Rodney. It's one of his favourites that is. That's that good old fashioned sing-along number, Knees Up Mother Patel. |
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Post by shinny on Feb 8, 2008 10:15:23 GMT -1
PMSL!!!!!!!
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Post by MozzaBedfordSpur on Feb 16, 2008 22:16:23 GMT -1
Grandad: and Rodney are watching a war film., Del is sat reading The Petroleum Times. Grandad: This brings back some memories. Rodney: Yeah? You seen this film before then? Grandad: I meant the war, I was in the RAF, I flew in a Wellington. Del: Why didn't you just wear flying boots like everyone else? Grandad: I'll have you know I was one of the few. Del: Yeah one of the few who did naff all ;D CLASS!!! heres one my favourite convo's in Only Fools Uncle Albert:(watching a Bollywood film) Keep the noise down will yer, I can hardly hear this! Del Boy: Shut up you saucy old git. Rodney: Well, even if you could hear it, you couldn't understand it, could you, it's in Indian! Uncle Albert: In 1959 I was in Bombay! Del Boy: You carry on much longer by tomorrow afternoon you could be in traction. Uncle Albert: But I like this kind of music! Del Boy: Ah! Oh yeah, look at that Rodney. It's one of his favourites that is. That's that good old fashioned sing-along number, Knees Up Mother Patel. I remember that scene so well, it was hilarious. In the first series Del Boy is the Nags Head. "Oh look it's Ranjeev, he took me to Southall for an Indian song contest, the bloke who won it was called Singh." ;D |
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