The movie line that ALWAYS makes you laugh

[officergroyman]

here's mine: ;D


Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?

[CmonYouSpurs]

Brian: Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?
Reg: Fuck off! We're the People's Front of Judea


;D LMAO

[Neko Bazu]

Fred: Wow... cobwebs!

[Ninja Squirrel]

Army Medical Doctor its heading to his Rectum there's no time for lubricant

Dr Harry Block : There's always time for lubricant

[Argyle_Smurf]

;D

[CmonYouSpurs]

Nick the Greek: Just get me a sample.
Tom: No can do.
Nick the Greek: What's that? Some place near Katmandu? Meet me halfway, mate.



Rory Breaker: If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya. Now, Mr Bubble and Squeak, you may enlighten me.

[Argyle_Smurf]

"Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers has been approved."

[knifewrench]

Ron: Spiders want me to tap dance I dont wanna tap dance
Harry: You tell those spiders Ron