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Post by Neko Bazu on Jun 18, 2007 9:55:59 GMT -1
Classic drunken conversation among fans of horror/action films - "Who would win between...?" We've already had films such as Alien vs Predator and Freddie vs Jason (neither of which lived up to expectations), so why not let's expand on that? Here's a few to consider... Alien vs Spiderman Oddjob vs Jaws (both of James Bond fame) Predator vs Rambo Michael Myers vs Mike Myers So, who would win? Any others to throw forward?
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Jun 18, 2007 9:59:48 GMT -1
Alien would win having been a fan of the Dark Horse Graphic novels based on Alien and predator I would say Alien due to it being the most badass monster/alien Killing machine ever.
Jaws would win as he would hit Oddjob in to the ground like a tent peg and bite his ears off.
Rambo would win do to being able to kill everything with a bow and arrow.
dunno about the other two um a draw
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Post by jh1980 on Jun 18, 2007 10:01:46 GMT -1
I have these kinda cute visions of Oddjob tossing his hat like a frisbee, and Jaws jumping to catch it in his mouth! ;D I have darker visions too, but hey let's not go there lol!
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Post by Neko Bazu on Jun 18, 2007 10:10:08 GMT -1
Alien would win having been a fan of the Dark Horse Graphic novels based on Alien and predator I would say Alien due to it being the most badass monster/alien Killing machine ever. Jaws would win as he would hit Oddjob in to the ground like a tent peg and bite his ears off. Rambo would win do to being able to kill everything with a bow and arrow. dunno about the other two um a draw Have to agree on Alien vs Spiderman - Spidey'd just get owned ;D I'd fancy Oddjob to beat Jaws - the only person to ever avoid his hat so far was Bond, and Jaws is a much bigger (and slower!) target! That said, if the hat missed, Oddjob had better have his running shoes on Rambo vs Predator would be a draw - in a huge twist of fate, Rambo would slay the beast before getting distracted by the shiny thing on his arm. He discovers, after pressing several buttons, that the thing becomes even shinier, and appears to be counting down... And I reckon Mike Myers would make Michael Myers commit suicide - all his acted roles seem to be so obnoxiously chipper and overactive; he'd drive the slow-moving, ponderous Michael Myers insane!
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Jun 18, 2007 10:12:52 GMT -1
Have you every seen or read rather Alien vs Predator vs Terminator? all very bonkers
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Post by jh1980 on Jun 18, 2007 10:15:47 GMT -1
Have to agree on Alien vs Spiderman - Spidey'd just get owned ;D There's a picture of that, I heard...! ;D
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Post by Dr LuKas on Jun 18, 2007 10:26:08 GMT -1
Alien vs Spiderman Spider-man, but it would be close. Oddjob vs Jaws (both of James Bond fame) Oddjob if he has his hat with him and keeps his distance. Predator vs Rambo Rambo as long as he has enough space to hide in. Michael Myers vs Mike Myers Micky Mouse
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Post by addicted2venos on Jun 18, 2007 10:35:28 GMT -1
Alien vs Spiderman - Alien would kill and eat him quickly ....... then spend the next day on the loo wishing they hadn't!! Oddjob vs Jaws - Oddjob on land ......... if it's saltwater based battle Jaws Predator vs Rambo - Score draw Michael Myers vs Mike Myers - Monseratt Caballe wins, in a turn up for the books!!
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Post by Neko Bazu on Jun 18, 2007 10:39:24 GMT -1
Have you every seen or read rather Alien vs Predator vs Terminator? all very bonkers I haven't, no - sounds promising though! As another possible match-up, what about Candyman vs Freddie Krueger?
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Post by Neko Bazu on Jun 18, 2007 10:41:42 GMT -1
Have to agree on Alien vs Spiderman - Spidey'd just get owned ;D There's a picture of that, I heard...! ;D Indeed there is ;D
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Post by jh1980 on Jun 18, 2007 10:46:46 GMT -1
There's a picture of that, I heard...! ;D Indeed there is ;D ~Go on, you know it makes sense! ;D
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Jun 18, 2007 10:53:23 GMT -1
The Smurfs Vs the "honey i shrunk the Kids" kids (while shrunkafied)
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Post by Tony Yeboah's Lunchbox on Jun 18, 2007 16:07:46 GMT -1
Jaws v Free Willy
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Post by Neko Bazu on Jun 18, 2007 16:13:04 GMT -1
I assume that's Jaws the shark, not Jaws the Bond-baddie? If so, he gets my vote - Willy couldn't even off that annoying brat of a kid; he's got no chance against something with Jaws' crunching power!
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Post by Neko Bazu on Jun 18, 2007 16:14:48 GMT -1
The Smurfs Vs the "honey i shrunk the Kids" kids (while shrunkafied) Smurfs, any time - when something's that innocent, it's blatantly hiding something brutal!
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Post by Tony Yeboah's Lunchbox on Jun 18, 2007 16:15:30 GMT -1
I assume that's Jaws the shark, not Jaws the Bond-baddie? If so, he gets my vote - Willy couldn't even off that annoying brat of a kid; he's got no chance against something with Jaws' crunching power! But Willy can jump high.... Still, like you, i'd go for Jaws
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Post by Neko Bazu on Jun 18, 2007 16:15:31 GMT -1
As another possible match-up, what about Candyman vs Freddie Krueger? No-one wanna call this one then? For me, Candyman - if Freddie's stupid enough to actually summon him in the first place!
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Post by Dr LuKas on Jun 18, 2007 16:16:37 GMT -1
Who would win.
Me or Sir Nose in a dance contest?
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