Post by gt on Dec 19, 2006 17:02:34 GMT -1
Evening all. Here are the answers to my huge, bulging film quiz albeit a day late (sorry ‘bout that)
Without further ado it gives me great pleasure to give the Golden Statue to none other than Travis Fickle, who stole the show with an impressive 40 points. Best Supporting Roles go to Lucky C and Mrs H who delivered 38 and 36 respectively. Well done to everyone who took part though
Admin! Please transfer 10 of my karma to Travis, and 5 each to Lucky C and Mrs H
1 Phew! I haven't felt that good since Archie Gemmill scored against Holland in 1978!
TRAINSPOTTING
2 A toast before we go into battle. True love. In whatever shape or form it may come. May we all in our dotage be proud to say, "I was adored once too”
FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL
3 I've seen horrors... horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me
APOCALYPSE NOW
4 And we would especially like to welcome all the representatives of Illinois's law enforcement community that have chosen to join us here in the Palace Hotel Ballroom at this time
THE BLUES BROTHERS
5 Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son
NATIONAL LAMPOON’S ANIMAL HOUSE
6 You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly
SHREK
7 Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow Airport. General opinion's starting to make out that we live in a world of hatred and greed, but I don't see that
LOVE ACTUALLY
8 Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moon light?
BATMAN THE MOVIE
9 Look at your reflection in the mirror. You're a creature of the night Michael, just like out of a comic book! You're a vampire Michael! My own brother, a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire
THE LOST BOYS
10 So, what you're telling me, essentially, is that Napoleon was a short dead dude
BILL AND TED’S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE
11 If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit.
BACK TO THE FUTURE, PART 1
12 Crawling, on the planet's face. Some insects, called the Human Race. Lost in time, and lost in space... and in meaning
THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW
13 I consumed over thirty pounds of sugar. That's an average of a pound of sugar a day.
SUPERSIZE ME
14 How shall we fuck off, O Lord?
MONTY PYTHON'S LIFE OF BRIAN
15 Listen to you, we just saved your fucking life so don't tell us we're not your mates, all right?
THE FULL MONTY
16 Get me back to my wife and kids! Help me Clarence, please! Please! I wanna live again. I wanna live again. Please, God, let me live again.
IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE
17 That is good, for believing what you do, we confer upon you a rare gift, these days - a martyr's death.
THE WICKER MAN (ORIGINAL)
18 Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
THIS IS SPINAL TAP
19 Remember Red, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.
THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION
20 We'll have to work fast. A pair of quadruple whiskies and another pair of pints...
WITHNAIL AND I
21 Nothin'. There ain't nothin' in Room 237. But you ain't got no business goin' in there anyway. So stay out. You understand? Stay out
THE SHINING
22 Just the other night I was sleeping under a bridge and now here I am on the grandest ship in the world having champagne with you fine people
TITANIC
23 If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it.
ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOOS NEST
24 Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister
DIE HARD
25 I am your number one fan. There is nothing to worry about. You are going to be just fine. I am your number one fan.
MISERY
26 Inevitabre! Things are inevitabrey going to change! Goddamnit, open your fucking ears!
TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE
27 Listen, Lightsnack, you stay away from Andy. He's mine, and no one is taking him away from me
TOY STORY
28 She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.
PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN: CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL
29 Shut your fucking face, Uncle Fucker. You're a boner biting bastard, Uncle Fucker
SOUTH PARK THE MOVIE
30 The Quest stands upon the edge of a knife. Stray but a little, and it will fail, to the ruin of all. Yet hope remains while the Company is true.
THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING
31 I know you're doing this for my own good, but the fact is I'm just crackers about cheese
WALLACE AND GROMIT: CURSE OF THE WERE RABBIT
32 Now in this class you can either call me Mr. Keating, or if you're slightly more daring, O Captain my Captain
DEAD POETS SOCIETY
33 You mean the old woman I saw tonight wasn't Mrs. Bates?
PSYCHO
34 Our Father, who art in Calgary, Bobsled be thy name. Thy kingdom come, gold medals won, on Earth as it is in Turn Seven. With Liberty and Justice for Jamaica and Haile Selassie. Amen
COOL RUNNINGS
35 Now you wouldn't believe me if I told you, but I could run like the wind blows. From that day on, if I was ever going somewhere, I was running!
FORREST GUMP
36 You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. If he weren't up there now... I don't think it would be snowing. Sometimes you can still catch me dancing in it
EDWARD SCISSORHANDS
37 And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
PULP FICTION
38 You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility
ALIEN
39 Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident
ANCHORMAN
40 What's your real name, Baby?
DIRTY DANCING
41 On August 29th, 1997, it's gonna feel pretty fucking real to you too. Anybody not wearing 2 million sunblock is gonna have a real bad day. Get it?
TERMINATOR 2 – JUDGEMENT DAY
42 I never fucked anybody over in my life didn't have it coming to them. You got that?
SCARFACE
43 If you want a vision of the future, Winston, imagine a boot stamping on a human face forever
1984
44 See children? Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable! But that my dear children is called cannibalism; and that is frowned upon in most societies
CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY
45 A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master
STAR WARS (1977)
46 Yet across the gulf of space, intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic regarded our planet with envious eyes and slowly, and surely, drew their plans against us
WAR OF THE WORLDS
47 Ladies and gentlemen. England will be playing Four-Four-Fucking Two
MIKE BASSETT ENGLAND MANAGER
48 Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she had to walk into mine
CASABLANCA
49 Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her? And maybe make a sexy time with her?
BORAT
50 I am serious... and don't call me Shirley –
AIRPLANE
_______________________________________________________________________________________________________
RESULTS IN FULL
Travis Fickle – 40
Lucky C – 38
Mrs H - 36
Tenacious Lee – 31
Gresley Ram – 30
Kitcar – 29
gw - 25
Lollipop – 25
The Teeside White – 19
Neko Bazu - 10
Nordon – I won’t put your score up mate, PM me if you want to know – I think you were being a bit silly anyway
Without further ado it gives me great pleasure to give the Golden Statue to none other than Travis Fickle, who stole the show with an impressive 40 points. Best Supporting Roles go to Lucky C and Mrs H who delivered 38 and 36 respectively. Well done to everyone who took part though
Admin! Please transfer 10 of my karma to Travis, and 5 each to Lucky C and Mrs H
1 Phew! I haven't felt that good since Archie Gemmill scored against Holland in 1978!
TRAINSPOTTING
2 A toast before we go into battle. True love. In whatever shape or form it may come. May we all in our dotage be proud to say, "I was adored once too”
FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL
3 I've seen horrors... horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me
APOCALYPSE NOW
4 And we would especially like to welcome all the representatives of Illinois's law enforcement community that have chosen to join us here in the Palace Hotel Ballroom at this time
THE BLUES BROTHERS
5 Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son
NATIONAL LAMPOON’S ANIMAL HOUSE
6 You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly
SHREK
7 Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow Airport. General opinion's starting to make out that we live in a world of hatred and greed, but I don't see that
LOVE ACTUALLY
8 Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moon light?
BATMAN THE MOVIE
9 Look at your reflection in the mirror. You're a creature of the night Michael, just like out of a comic book! You're a vampire Michael! My own brother, a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire
THE LOST BOYS
10 So, what you're telling me, essentially, is that Napoleon was a short dead dude
BILL AND TED’S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE
11 If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit.
BACK TO THE FUTURE, PART 1
12 Crawling, on the planet's face. Some insects, called the Human Race. Lost in time, and lost in space... and in meaning
THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW
13 I consumed over thirty pounds of sugar. That's an average of a pound of sugar a day.
SUPERSIZE ME
14 How shall we fuck off, O Lord?
MONTY PYTHON'S LIFE OF BRIAN
15 Listen to you, we just saved your fucking life so don't tell us we're not your mates, all right?
THE FULL MONTY
16 Get me back to my wife and kids! Help me Clarence, please! Please! I wanna live again. I wanna live again. Please, God, let me live again.
IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE
17 That is good, for believing what you do, we confer upon you a rare gift, these days - a martyr's death.
THE WICKER MAN (ORIGINAL)
18 Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
THIS IS SPINAL TAP
19 Remember Red, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.
THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION
20 We'll have to work fast. A pair of quadruple whiskies and another pair of pints...
WITHNAIL AND I
21 Nothin'. There ain't nothin' in Room 237. But you ain't got no business goin' in there anyway. So stay out. You understand? Stay out
THE SHINING
22 Just the other night I was sleeping under a bridge and now here I am on the grandest ship in the world having champagne with you fine people
TITANIC
23 If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it.
ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOOS NEST
24 Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister
DIE HARD
25 I am your number one fan. There is nothing to worry about. You are going to be just fine. I am your number one fan.
MISERY
26 Inevitabre! Things are inevitabrey going to change! Goddamnit, open your fucking ears!
TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE
27 Listen, Lightsnack, you stay away from Andy. He's mine, and no one is taking him away from me
TOY STORY
28 She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.
PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN: CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL
29 Shut your fucking face, Uncle Fucker. You're a boner biting bastard, Uncle Fucker
SOUTH PARK THE MOVIE
30 The Quest stands upon the edge of a knife. Stray but a little, and it will fail, to the ruin of all. Yet hope remains while the Company is true.
THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING
31 I know you're doing this for my own good, but the fact is I'm just crackers about cheese
WALLACE AND GROMIT: CURSE OF THE WERE RABBIT
32 Now in this class you can either call me Mr. Keating, or if you're slightly more daring, O Captain my Captain
DEAD POETS SOCIETY
33 You mean the old woman I saw tonight wasn't Mrs. Bates?
PSYCHO
34 Our Father, who art in Calgary, Bobsled be thy name. Thy kingdom come, gold medals won, on Earth as it is in Turn Seven. With Liberty and Justice for Jamaica and Haile Selassie. Amen
COOL RUNNINGS
35 Now you wouldn't believe me if I told you, but I could run like the wind blows. From that day on, if I was ever going somewhere, I was running!
FORREST GUMP
36 You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. If he weren't up there now... I don't think it would be snowing. Sometimes you can still catch me dancing in it
EDWARD SCISSORHANDS
37 And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
PULP FICTION
38 You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility
ALIEN
39 Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident
ANCHORMAN
40 What's your real name, Baby?
DIRTY DANCING
41 On August 29th, 1997, it's gonna feel pretty fucking real to you too. Anybody not wearing 2 million sunblock is gonna have a real bad day. Get it?
TERMINATOR 2 – JUDGEMENT DAY
42 I never fucked anybody over in my life didn't have it coming to them. You got that?
SCARFACE
43 If you want a vision of the future, Winston, imagine a boot stamping on a human face forever
1984
44 See children? Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable! But that my dear children is called cannibalism; and that is frowned upon in most societies
CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY
45 A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master
STAR WARS (1977)
46 Yet across the gulf of space, intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic regarded our planet with envious eyes and slowly, and surely, drew their plans against us
WAR OF THE WORLDS
47 Ladies and gentlemen. England will be playing Four-Four-Fucking Two
MIKE BASSETT ENGLAND MANAGER
48 Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she had to walk into mine
CASABLANCA
49 Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her? And maybe make a sexy time with her?
BORAT
50 I am serious... and don't call me Shirley –
AIRPLANE
_______________________________________________________________________________________________________
RESULTS IN FULL
Travis Fickle – 40
Lucky C – 38
Mrs H - 36
Tenacious Lee – 31
Gresley Ram – 30
Kitcar – 29
gw - 25
Lollipop – 25
The Teeside White – 19
Neko Bazu - 10
Nordon – I won’t put your score up mate, PM me if you want to know – I think you were being a bit silly anyway
Forever without exception. x