Shock and horror in the Lord Stevens Report!!

[The Lucky C]

Diana wasn't murdered!!!
Clearly a cover-up by the establishment, and loyal british citizens should not rest until the truth is out!















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[hornychihuahua]

Yep the Diana Inc Ltd employees need a few extra quid to pay for their xmas function and what a better way to do it then by winding up the old conspiracy theory. Fuck me this will come out every year just like Slades "Here it is merry xmas" song and Glen Hoddles chip over Steve Sherwood (We won that game btw ).

Personaly we I think we should invoice Al - Fathead for the cost of this investigation. (And in closing it's time for one of Horny's famous sick comments) Lets face it he's never got over the fact that Di's last word where actualy " I wouldn't be seen dead in a Fulham shirt!".

[PASTIE]

It is like a Christmas outing for Postmodern Britain's two craziest families as they embark on their "Who's the most mental?" competition.

Harrods wouldn't let me in to supervise a group of kids I was in charge of once just because I was wearing shorts. Plus I had the dubious pleasure of working in John Lewis on Oxford Street for a while with countless hordes that he had sacked for no clear reason. I bear a grudge on all counts!

In the meantime, post offices are closing and the public service sector is running flat out to oblivion at the expense of the mental health of its staff, but the Wacky Windsors get to float around in their own orbit irrespective of the cost.

The whole situation of privilege and the harrassment of the press and the elevated status of the cut-throat entrepreneur in this country is badly wrong. If only they would stump up the bill for their own frolics like this one then there is no harm in periodic reminders that we'd be better off without the lot of them

[Neko Bazu]

The christmas story that always makes me laugh is The Sun and/or The Mail bringing up the same old lies every year about how Luton have cancelled Christmas and are instead celebrating Luminos.

I can assure you Christmas is very much alive and well in Luton. The town council once - once, six years ago - decided to have a non-religious festival called 'Luminos' running alongside Christmas (never replacing it) to try to 'encourage other cultures to get into the spirit of it' - in truth, it was a money-generating exercise. It didn't make a difference, so they scrapped it. Stupid idea in the first place, but the same lie keeps being brought up annually now

That said, if you believe the Mail, everyone in Luton's a terrorist bomber anyway, it's a hotbed of racial tension, we've nicknamed the area lots of Asians live 'Al Qaeda street' (no-one I spoke to had heard of it!) and so on. Ever get the impression a certain paper doesn't like your town?

[The Lucky C]

neko said:

The christmas story that always makes me laugh is The Sun and/or The Mail bringing up the same old lies every year about how Luton have cancelled Christmas and are instead celebrating Luminos.

I can assure you Christmas is very much alive and well in Luton. The town council once - once, six years ago - decided to have a non-religious festival called 'Luminos' running alongside Christmas (never replacing it) to try to 'encourage other cultures to get into the spirit of it' - in truth, it was a money-generating exercise. It didn't make a difference, so they scrapped it. Stupid idea in the first place, but the same lie keeps being brought up annually now

That said, if you believe the Mail, everyone in Luton's a terrorist bomber anyway, it's a hotbed of racial tension, we've nicknamed the area lots of Asians live 'Al Qaeda street' (no-one I spoke to had heard of it!) and so on. Ever get the impression a certain paper doesn't like your town?

i just get the impression that the mail doesn't like anyone who isn't a middle aged housewife. terrible rag.

[officergroyman]

I read a report that said that there are Alien Bases on the darkside of the moon.

[The Lucky C]

was it in the express? it sounds like one of their scoops