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Post by urrzzzzzzzzzz on Jun 26, 2007 9:06:32 GMT -1
Add your chat up lines here, preferably ones that are dirty or extremely cheesy, so basically ones you'd only joke about using. I'll start.
(Bring someone in by beckoning them with your finger) "I just made you come with my finger. Imagine what I can do with my fist!"
"Are you okay? You must have bumped your head pretty hard when you fell from heaven."
"Every time you look at me I get an erection."
Okay people, show me what you've got in your locker, I've got quite a few more.
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Post by HGO on Jun 26, 2007 9:08:31 GMT -1
im guessing your single urz
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Post by C@V on Jun 26, 2007 9:08:53 GMT -1
No wonder you're single!
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jun 26, 2007 9:12:02 GMT -1
Hey baby...... if i flip a coin, what are the chances that i'll get head?
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jun 26, 2007 9:12:23 GMT -1
Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jun 26, 2007 9:12:45 GMT -1
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jun 26, 2007 9:13:22 GMT -1
nice legs, what time do they open
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Post by C@V on Jun 26, 2007 9:13:56 GMT -1
When chatting up foreign girls:
Got any English in you? Want some?
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jun 26, 2007 9:14:06 GMT -1
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jun 26, 2007 9:14:50 GMT -1
If you were a car door I would slam you all night long
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Post by urrzzzzzzzzzz on Jun 26, 2007 9:17:12 GMT -1
Is that a ladder in your tights, or is that a stairway to heaven?
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jun 26, 2007 9:18:18 GMT -1
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jun 26, 2007 9:18:54 GMT -1
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
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Post by Giar on Jun 26, 2007 9:19:33 GMT -1
my newest one.......
if i was to stick this up there, would you slap me? ;D
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jun 26, 2007 9:20:17 GMT -1
Put your crash helmet on, you're going through the head board.
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jun 26, 2007 9:21:33 GMT -1
Do you like jewelry? Suck this, it's a gem!
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jun 26, 2007 11:39:13 GMT -1
Was you father a cement mixer? Because you sure make me hard.
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Post by PureOldGold on Jun 26, 2007 11:42:00 GMT -1
lick ur finger-touch ur choosen one on their clothing-and say-Can i help u out of those wet clothes?
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Jun 26, 2007 12:04:23 GMT -1
Lets cut the bullshit and do you want a shag
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jun 26, 2007 12:08:20 GMT -1
I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
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