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Post by Mrs H on Jun 19, 2007 7:33:48 GMT -1
In Mr H's drunken wisdom he agreed to do a friend a favour. I found out what that favour was yesterday....he volunteered us for a Medieval Sports Day!
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Post by Dr LuKas on Jun 19, 2007 7:55:08 GMT -1
Explain that was just drunk talk. Sweet, sweet drunk talk.
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Post by Mrs H on Jun 19, 2007 7:59:14 GMT -1
I don't want to go and do Tug of War Lucas!!!
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Post by Dr LuKas on Jun 19, 2007 8:00:17 GMT -1
Say you broke your arm, that's what got me out of sports day when I was a kid.
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Post by addicted2venos on Jun 19, 2007 8:02:18 GMT -1
I don't want to go and do Tug of War Lucas!!! ...... a promise is a promise!! Just ask if you can be a beer wench for the day instead!!
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Post by Mrs H on Jun 19, 2007 8:05:00 GMT -1
I don't want to go and do Tug of War Lucas!!! ...... a promise is a promise!! Just ask if you can be a beer wench for the day instead!! If they make me dress up I'll hurt someone with a jousting stick.
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Post by Neko Bazu on Jun 19, 2007 8:06:15 GMT -1
Invest in a tubigrip and have it on your wrist. That gets you out of just about any sporting event
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Post by Billy on Jun 19, 2007 8:11:51 GMT -1
I dunno - it sounds quite good fun to me - and if you get drunk whilst it's going on that can only add to the experience
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Post by Mrs H on Jun 19, 2007 8:12:01 GMT -1
Good plan Neko although I'm pretty sure I won't get away with that.
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Post by Neko Bazu on Jun 19, 2007 8:14:42 GMT -1
I dunno - it sounds quite good fun to me - and if you get drunk whilst it's going on that can only add to the experience I'm of the same frame of mind, Billy, but it would appear H doesn't feel the same way - ergo, I feel it's our duty as her fellow slackers to help her out
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Post by Mrs H on Jun 19, 2007 8:17:27 GMT -1
I dunno - it sounds quite good fun to me - and if you get drunk whilst it's going on that can only add to the experience I'm of the same frame of mind, Billy, but it would appear H doesn't feel the same way - ergo, I feel it's our duty as her fellow slackers to help her out Maybe the sports will be fun but it's the having to dress in sports gear after a prolonged period of not excercising and the immense amounts of pain the next day from muscle ache. Plus dressing up like a Royal C*nt and playing It's a Knockout for other people's amusement.
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Post by addicted2venos on Jun 19, 2007 8:21:26 GMT -1
...... a promise is a promise!! Just ask if you can be a beer wench for the day instead!! If they make me dress up I'll hurt someone with a jousting stick. Well say you're allergic to hessian, velvet or whatever else they give you to wear is made of!! Alternatively say you are far too mentally well, to be able to attend at all!!
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Post by Billy on Jun 19, 2007 8:22:50 GMT -1
I'm of the same frame of mind, Billy, but it would appear H doesn't feel the same way - ergo, I feel it's our duty as her fellow slackers to help her out Maybe the sports will be fun but it's the having to dress in sports gear after a prolonged period of not excercising and the immense amounts of pain the next day from muscle ache. Plus dressing up like a Royal C*nt and playing It's a Knockout for other people's amusement. se you're just selling it to me more and more Mrs H!
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Post by HGO on Jun 19, 2007 9:30:48 GMT -1
wench
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Post by jh1980 on Jun 20, 2007 7:30:00 GMT -1
Fantastic! Just like a re-enactment society! ;D
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Post by Mrs H on Jun 20, 2007 7:31:28 GMT -1
Fantastic! Just like a re-enactment society! ;D
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Post by jh1980 on Jun 20, 2007 7:33:39 GMT -1
Fantastic! Just like a re-enactment society! ;D Ahoy there comely wench! Serve me a pitcher of your finest Mead, for lo - I am all parched! ;D
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Post by Mrs H on Jun 20, 2007 7:36:15 GMT -1
Ahoy there comely wench! Serve me a pitcher of your finest Mead, for lo - I am all parched! ;D Oh God it's going to be fun. Bloody HSBC and their stupid ideas
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Post by jh1980 on Jun 20, 2007 7:41:42 GMT -1
Oh God it's going to be fun. Bloody HSBC and their stupid ideas Chin up, fair maiden! For I shall be thy knight, and win thy "favour" lol! ;D Aww sorry... could be fun though if you get drunk enough!
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Post by addicted2venos on Jun 20, 2007 7:43:28 GMT -1
Ahoy there comely wench! Serve me a pitcher of your finest Mead, for lo - I am all parched! ;D Oh God it's going to be fun. Bloody HSBC and their stupid ideas ........ get drunk and laugh at the nerds who take it seriously!!
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