Post by CHOPPER READ on May 1, 2007 19:27:44 GMT -1
53,000 Geordies meet in St James Park for a "Geordies Are Not Stupid"
>convention.
>
> Alan Shearer addresses the crowd "We are all here today to prove to the
>world that Geordies are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer please ?"
>
> Gazza gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the
>stage.
>
> Shearer asks him "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds Gazza
>says,"Eighteen!"
>
> Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then the Geordies start
>chanting "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"
>
> Shearer says "Well since we have a capacity crowd, world-wide press and
>global broadcast media here, I think we can give him another chance. So he
>asks "What is 5 plus 5?"
>
> After nearly 30 seconds Gazza eventually says,"Ninety?"
>
> Shearer looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh. Everyone is
>disheartened and Gazza starts crying.
>
> But then the 53,000 Geordies begin to yell and wave their hands shouting
>"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
>
> Shearer, unsure whether he is now doing more harm than good eventually
>says, "What is 2 plus 2?"
>
> Silence hangs over the stadium. Gazza closes his eyes, and after a whole
>minute eventually says, "Four".
>
> Pandemonium breaks out throughout the stadium as the Geordie crowd stand
>to a man, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream
> .............
> "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
>convention.
>
> Alan Shearer addresses the crowd "We are all here today to prove to the
>world that Geordies are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer please ?"
>
> Gazza gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the
>stage.
>
> Shearer asks him "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds Gazza
>says,"Eighteen!"
>
> Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then the Geordies start
>chanting "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"
>
> Shearer says "Well since we have a capacity crowd, world-wide press and
>global broadcast media here, I think we can give him another chance. So he
>asks "What is 5 plus 5?"
>
> After nearly 30 seconds Gazza eventually says,"Ninety?"
>
> Shearer looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh. Everyone is
>disheartened and Gazza starts crying.
>
> But then the 53,000 Geordies begin to yell and wave their hands shouting
>"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
>
> Shearer, unsure whether he is now doing more harm than good eventually
>says, "What is 2 plus 2?"
>
> Silence hangs over the stadium. Gazza closes his eyes, and after a whole
>minute eventually says, "Four".
>
> Pandemonium breaks out throughout the stadium as the Geordie crowd stand
>to a man, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream
> .............
> "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
Well i am a geordie and a toon fan. am mate of GT's too.
