Goalposts for Jumpers
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Jun 18, 2007 7:50:09 GMT -1
Today:[/u]
The South West of England will start out with patchy eider down, but quickly become primary flight in the early afternoon. Northern parts will see a band of ostrich and maribou which will spread its way across the country reaching the Midlands and South by the evening.
Three Day Outlook[/u] Tuesday: Plumes over Wales and the South and the South East
Wednesday: Outbreaks of eider down and penguin from the West
Thursday: Chiefly sparrow with chances of plumage dying out overnight.
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Post by jh1980 on Jun 18, 2007 8:11:33 GMT -1
That is pleasingly spurious, we approve! What's going on here?! Nobody is posting?! Are you all dead?! Or are you having a mass PM orgy, and if so can I join?! ;D
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Post by Mrs H on Jun 18, 2007 8:11:45 GMT -1
Taken too much of your medication this morning Si?
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Post by mortontheblade on Jun 18, 2007 8:50:31 GMT -1
i thought maribou was like an elk ....
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Post by jh1980 on Jun 18, 2007 8:52:38 GMT -1
i thought maribou was like an elk .... you're thinking of Caribou! Good call though!
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Post by mortontheblade on Jun 18, 2007 8:54:53 GMT -1
i thought maribou was like an elk .... you're thinking of Caribou! Good call though! oh yes, silly me.... ...whats maribou? - will i need a umbrella?
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Post by jh1980 on Jun 18, 2007 8:57:35 GMT -1
oh yes, silly me.... ...whats maribou? - will i need a umbrella? Nah, most people wouldn't even have thought of it. Have an invitation to join the intellectual elite, m'learned friend! ;D Depends how much guano they produce really...
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Post by Mrs H on Jun 18, 2007 8:59:42 GMT -1
oh yes, silly me.... ...whats maribou? - will i need a umbrella? Nah, most people wouldn't even have thought of it. Have an invitation to join the intellectual elite, m'learned friend! ;D Depends how much guano they produce really... Morton produces much guano
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Post by mortontheblade on Jun 18, 2007 9:00:43 GMT -1
oh yes, silly me.... ...whats maribou? - will i need a umbrella? Nah, most people wouldn't even have thought of it. Have an invitation to join the intellectual elite, m'learned friend! ;D Depends how much guano they produce really... who's them then? i thought guano was from bats? ...... and very valuable
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Post by mortontheblade on Jun 18, 2007 9:01:31 GMT -1
Nah, most people wouldn't even have thought of it. Have an invitation to join the intellectual elite, m'learned friend! ;D Depends how much guano they produce really... Morton produces much guano my guano is called shit, and not so valuable
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Post by jh1980 on Jun 18, 2007 9:09:20 GMT -1
who's them then? i thought guano was from bats? ...... and very valuable well... there's me....! ;D guano is faecal deposits from a variety of flying creatures, only certain kinds are valuable as fertiliser or whatever the hell they do with it!
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Post by mortontheblade on Jun 18, 2007 9:13:39 GMT -1
who's them then? i thought guano was from bats? ...... and very valuable well... there's me....! ;D guano is faecal deposits from a variety of flying creatures, only certain kinds are valuable as fertiliser or whatever the hell they do with it! so there would just be two of us....? there is an island of south america with so much bat guano deposits on it that countries were arguing over who owned it tis that valuable.....
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Post by jh1980 on Jun 18, 2007 9:16:52 GMT -1
so there would just be two of us....? there is an island of south america with so much bat guano deposits on it that countries were arguing over who owned it tis that valuable..... well, that's why they call it "an elite" Morts! ;D I suppose that Neko is quite a knowledgeable fella, he can be part of it... Oh right...! Fair play, it's still not oil though eh?!
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Post by mortontheblade on Jun 18, 2007 9:19:24 GMT -1
so there would just be two of us....? there is an island of south america with so much bat guano deposits on it that countries were arguing over who owned it tis that valuable..... well, that's why they call it "an elite" Morts! ;D I suppose that Neko is quite a knowledgeable fella, he can be part of it... Oh right...! Fair play, it's still not oil though eh?! ok..... you set it up and let me know how it goes then..... depends what the bats been eating *mwuha, mwuha, mwuhaaaaaa*
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Post by Mrs H on Jun 18, 2007 9:31:58 GMT -1
*snubbed from intellectual elite*
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Post by jh1980 on Jun 18, 2007 9:34:35 GMT -1
ok..... you set it up and let me know how it goes then..... depends what the bats been eating *mwuha, mwuha, mwuhaaaaaa* "set it up" I suppose I could create a "606 Intellectual Elite" badge for us to have in our sig... however that would be deeply sad! ;D Morts, if you can discover a way to make bats shit usable crude oil, then truly you shall be a King amongst Men...! ;D
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Post by mortontheblade on Jun 18, 2007 9:36:48 GMT -1
ok..... you set it up and let me know how it goes then..... depends what the bats been eating *mwuha, mwuha, mwuhaaaaaa* "set it up" I suppose I could create a "606 Intellectual Elite" badge for us to have in our sig... however that would be deeply sad! ;D Morts, if you can discover a way to make bats shit usable crude oil, then truly you shall be a King amongst Men...! ;D rich too
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Post by jh1980 on Jun 18, 2007 9:39:10 GMT -1
*snubbed from intellectual elite* Ummm... I figure you can probably join... wasn't actually that serious though, funnily enough!
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Post by mortontheblade on Jun 18, 2007 9:41:54 GMT -1
*snubbed from intellectual elite* no piggies allowed
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Post by jh1980 on Jun 18, 2007 9:47:36 GMT -1
no piggies allowed If pig she be, she is highly intelligent though Morton?!
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