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Post by Roaster©®™ on Dec 4, 2007 20:16:04 GMT -1
The Putting Green This part of the practise course is open to the elements and players will test their putting skills. From 60ft away on a fast, undulating green players must attempt to putt their ball. Picture 4 - Putting A single picture will be posted up and players simply enter 2 captions and I will mark the entries in terms of how close to the pin players putts finish. The winner will be the player with the shortest average distance from the pin from their two putts.  |
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Goalposts for Jumpers
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Dec 4, 2007 20:28:41 GMT -1
It was one thing to invite Paula to run a marathon but another thing entirely to cater for her team of shit-picker-uppers
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Goalposts for Jumpers
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Posting on message boards is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman.....
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Dec 4, 2007 20:30:09 GMT -1
On your marks.....get set.....go! And it's eyes down for a game of spot the celeb suffering from a senekot overdose
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Dec 4, 2007 20:54:59 GMT -1
The Putting Green This part of the practise course is open to the elements and players will test their putting skills. From 60ft away on a fast, undulating green players must attempt to putt their ball. Picture 4 - Putting A single picture will be posted up and players simply enter 2 captions and I will mark the entries in terms of how close to the pin players putts finish. The winner will be the player with the shortest average distance from the pin from their two putts. |
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Dec 4, 2007 20:56:31 GMT -1
The Putting Green This part of the practise course is open to the elements and players will test their putting skills. From 60ft away on a fast, undulating green players must attempt to putt their ball. Picture 4 - Putting A single picture will be posted up and players simply enter 2 captions and I will mark the entries in terms of how close to the pin players putts finish. The winner will be the player with the shortest average distance from the pin from their two putts. |
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Post by RMBB on Dec 5, 2007 10:07:59 GMT -1
The Putting Green This part of the practise course is open to the elements and players will test their putting skills. From 60ft away on a fast, undulating green players must attempt to putt their ball. Picture 4 - Putting A single picture will be posted up and players simply enter 2 captions and I will mark the entries in terms of how close to the pin players putts finish. The winner will be the player with the shortest average distance from the pin from their two putts. the crowd behind Paula Radcliffe were shouting," lets get her girls she's got a better watch then us" |
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Post by RMBB on Dec 5, 2007 10:14:19 GMT -1
The Putting Green This part of the practise course is open to the elements and players will test their putting skills. From 60ft away on a fast, undulating green players must attempt to putt their ball. Picture 4 - Putting A single picture will be posted up and players simply enter 2 captions and I will mark the entries in terms of how close to the pin players putts finish. The winner will be the player with the shortest average distance from the pin from their two putts. Paula Radcliffe says, “ I hate the new rules, having to do aerobics before the start of a race, it’s bang out of order I say” |
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Dec 5, 2007 15:53:34 GMT -1
As the race started Radcliffe hoped wearing black would hide the skid marks if she needed to stop for a shit
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Dec 5, 2007 15:57:15 GMT -1
As the starter gun went off Radcliffe checked her watch was still there, she had been warned mugging was rife in the area and didnt like the look of some of those behind her
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Post by jh1980 on Dec 7, 2007 9:56:28 GMT -1
As Christmas approached, frenzied shoppers went to ever greater lengths to train for the iPhone/Wii/latest gadget dash!
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Post by officergroyman on Dec 7, 2007 19:32:58 GMT -1
'This is fuckin' Bush-League', thought Paula, 'having to keep your own time.'
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Radcliffe set her timer for 1 hour, The exact time she would need to find a Honey-Bucket and drop the kids off at the pool, so to speak!!
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Post by PASTIE on Dec 11, 2007 19:26:05 GMT -1
[/quote] Paula Radcliffe takes the first ever Olympic Gold for "Simon Says" |
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Post by PASTIE on Dec 11, 2007 19:27:24 GMT -1
[/quote] The steward at the back:
"Wait, you didn't wash your hands again" |
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Post by danthered on Dec 11, 2007 20:02:21 GMT -1
Paula checks here watch and thinks "Fook me if i don't win the race at least i have broke the world record for the first yard"
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