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Post by Roaster©®™ on Dec 4, 2007 20:12:36 GMT -1
The Driving Range A wind free zone to perfect the direction and length of your drives and perfect your technique with the fairway woods. Picture 2 - Fairway Woods A single picture will be posted up and players simply enter 2 captions and I will mark the entries in terms of yardage attained - from the longest to the shortest. The winner will be the player with the longest average distance from their two tries.  |
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Goalposts for Jumpers
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Dec 4, 2007 20:21:51 GMT -1
Tel to Becks: "Becks, Macca's just put a "rubbish" sign on your back.
Becks: "No worries Tel, I've just put a "sacked" sign on his."
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Goalposts for Jumpers
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Dec 4, 2007 20:23:55 GMT -1
The Oxford English Dictionary breaks with tradition and posts a pictorial definition for a word....The word in question being "Useless"
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Dec 4, 2007 20:49:32 GMT -1
The Driving Range A wind free zone to perfect the direction and length of your drives and perfect your technique with the fairway woods. Picture 2 - Fairway Woods A single picture will be posted up and players simply enter 2 captions and I will mark the entries in terms of yardage attained - from the longest to the shortest. The winner will be the player with the longest average distance from their two tries. |
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Dec 4, 2007 20:50:54 GMT -1
The Driving Range A wind free zone to perfect the direction and length of your drives and perfect your technique with the fairway woods. Picture 2 - Fairway Woods A single picture will be posted up and players simply enter 2 captions and I will mark the entries in terms of yardage attained - from the longest to the shortest. The winner will be the player with the longest average distance from their two tries. |
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Post by RMBB on Dec 5, 2007 9:45:13 GMT -1
Tel say's to Becks, "you carry on playing like that and I'll bite your nuts off".
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McClaren to Becks, "no you pratt, this way, we changed ends at halftime, remember"
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Dec 5, 2007 15:37:00 GMT -1
Cmon quick Becks get into the dugout. Posh told me not to let you get your hair wet and i've only got one unbrella
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Dec 5, 2007 15:40:12 GMT -1
Dont stand there Becks, you look like a prick with a couple of bollocks either side of you
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Post by officergroyman on Dec 7, 2007 19:13:57 GMT -1
Tel to Becks, "Any coaching vacancies at the Galaxy, I can't work for this SOB McClaren anymore."
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"Okay, okay good work out there today David.", afffirms a deluded McClaren,
"I did notice you having trouble playing in the inclimate weather today, do you think it's due to the 2 little stint's you've done in Spain & now L.A.?"
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Post by PASTIE on Dec 11, 2007 19:17:33 GMT -1
[/quote] "No no no, Father Becks, how many times have i got to explain this to you? Small Manager, Manager far away..."
"I still don't get it Macca" |
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Post by PASTIE on Dec 11, 2007 19:19:41 GMT -1
[/quote] Tel knew they'd bought the wrong version of Action Man when he spotted that this one had the Eagle Eye slot on his neck rather than the back of the head... |
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Post by danthered on Dec 11, 2007 20:39:37 GMT -1
McClaren thinking "and the manager win's again who can't pin a fookin tail on donkey"
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Post by Cappsy-DCFC on Dec 16, 2007 15:28:51 GMT -1
The Driving Range A wind free zone to perfect the direction and length of your drives and perfect your technique with the fairway woods. Picture 2 - Fairway Woods A single picture will be posted up and players simply enter 2 captions and I will mark the entries in terms of yardage attained - from the longest to the shortest. The winner will be the player with the longest average distance from their two tries. Its alright David, we both get 2million for this. |
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