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Post by Roaster©®™ on Dec 4, 2007 20:11:03 GMT -1
The Driving Range A wind free zone to perfect the direction and length of your drives and perfect your technique with the fairway woods. Picture 1 - Driving A single picture will be posted up and players simply enter 2 captions and I will mark the entries in terms of yardage attained - from the longest to the shortest. The winner will be the player with the longest average distance from their two tries.  |
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Goalposts for Jumpers
Sunday League Player
Posting on message boards is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman.....
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Dec 4, 2007 20:13:08 GMT -1
"I wanted 2 fucking happy meals you soft twat."
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Goalposts for Jumpers
Sunday League Player
Posting on message boards is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman.....
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Dec 4, 2007 20:27:11 GMT -1
Try as he might the gypsy stroked his crystal ball but the mists refused to clear much to anger of the paying customer.
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Dec 4, 2007 20:52:15 GMT -1
The Driving Range A wind free zone to perfect the direction and length of your drives and perfect your technique with the fairway woods. Picture 1 - Driving A single picture will be posted up and players simply enter 2 captions and I will mark the entries in terms of yardage attained - from the longest to the shortest. The winner will be the player with the longest average distance from their two tries. |
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Dec 4, 2007 20:53:10 GMT -1
The Driving Range A wind free zone to perfect the direction and length of your drives and perfect your technique with the fairway woods. Picture 1 - Driving A single picture will be posted up and players simply enter 2 captions and I will mark the entries in terms of yardage attained - from the longest to the shortest. The winner will be the player with the longest average distance from their two tries. |
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Dec 4, 2007 21:38:20 GMT -1
[/quote] Go easy on Huddlestone this half Mike, 3 fucking pies he ate at half time the fat bastard |
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Dec 4, 2007 21:54:34 GMT -1
Cmon ref, give us a penalty and I'll get you 3 rent boys for the weekend.
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Post by Travis on Dec 4, 2007 22:13:39 GMT -1
"Oh fuck this for a day job" thought Gollum, "Peter Jackson's got to make 'The Hobbit' sooner rather than later!"
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Post by Travis on Dec 4, 2007 22:18:59 GMT -1
Mike Riley: "Robbie, I only asked how you felt about the prospect of playing under Terry Venables!"
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Post by Teesside White on Dec 4, 2007 22:25:47 GMT -1
Hey Riley, watch me stick these 2 digits in monkey boys eyes ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ WHAT?  RED CARD??? i only made Bale sniff these fingers after they'd touch hingis' racket |
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Post by RMBB on Dec 5, 2007 9:39:18 GMT -1
what do you mean, it's your ball and if we don't let you play your going home and taking your ball with you.
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Riley says "I don't care if you are my nephew, your not having two penalties.
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Post by unkownperson on Dec 5, 2007 15:00:14 GMT -1
Rember its only 2 bookings not 3 for a sending off unlike your mate poll
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Post by unkownperson on Dec 5, 2007 15:01:42 GMT -1
OI ref shouts Keane. Why dont you fuck off for booking me for that one after you were so poor the last game...
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Post by jh1980 on Dec 7, 2007 9:37:02 GMT -1
"That's three times I've tried sneaking up on him ref, and every time you alert him with that &%$£ing whistle!"
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Post by officergroyman on Dec 7, 2007 19:02:15 GMT -1
Little did Keane know at the time that he would be predicting his own fate....... "Red card, RED CARD, why don't you just suspend me for three games you Twat!"
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"Did you just ask me to get Bale involved so that we could make it a threesome at Chateau Riley?"
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Post by PASTIE on Dec 11, 2007 19:02:22 GMT -1
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"Two? You watch what you say. I can only see one Cro-Magnon man on this pitch" |
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Post by PASTIE on Dec 11, 2007 19:03:52 GMT -1
[/quote] "But I'll give you this if you let me play with you... just for five minutes..." |
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Post by danthered on Dec 11, 2007 20:36:00 GMT -1
Keep yer feckin ball i've two of me own you know!!!!!
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Post by Cappsy-DCFC on Dec 16, 2007 15:27:54 GMT -1
The Driving Range A wind free zone to perfect the direction and length of your drives and perfect your technique with the fairway woods. Picture 1 - Driving A single picture will be posted up and players simply enter 2 captions and I will mark the entries in terms of yardage attained - from the longest to the shortest. The winner will be the player with the longest average distance from their two tries. Read between the fuckin lines Mike! |
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RED CARD??? i only made Bale sniff these fingers after they'd touch hingis' racket
