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Hole 12
Nov 18, 2007 14:46:58 GMT -1
Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 18, 2007 14:46:58 GMT -1
HOLE 12 [Par 4 - 329 yards][/u] The 12th hole is a magnificent short par 4 nicknamed "Heathery" and it features a bunker called "Stroke Bunker". This sand-trap is so called because if you happen to land in it you will lose at least one shot. The green is unreacheable from here in one. Beware and good luck - because avoiding the sand trap means birdies will be a available.
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Hole 12
Nov 18, 2007 14:55:33 GMT -1
Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Nov 18, 2007 14:55:33 GMT -1
HOLE 12 [Par 4 - 329 yards] [/u] The 12th hole is a magnificent short par 4 nicknamed "Heathery" and it features a bunker called "Stroke Bunker". This sand-trap is so called because if you happen to land in it you will lose at least one shot. The green is unreacheable from here in one. Beware and good luck - because avoiding the sand trap means birdies will be a available. [/quote] The Rangers keeper discovered that getting down to this level enabled him to ogle the beauty of the full backs knees, whilst disguising his sexual arousal.
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Hole 12
Nov 18, 2007 14:58:39 GMT -1
Post by Teesside White on Nov 18, 2007 14:58:39 GMT -1
Allan Macgregor realised that if he was quiet, and moved slowly he'd qualify for the Ibrox "Strictly Come Dancing like a Caterpillar" finals
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Hole 12
Nov 18, 2007 17:08:23 GMT -1
Post by CmonYouSpurs on Nov 18, 2007 17:08:23 GMT -1
The Rangers keeper was hoping the effects of last nights festivities wore of soon cos he really needed to focus on the ball
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Hole 12
Nov 18, 2007 21:14:16 GMT -1
Post by CHOPPER READ on Nov 18, 2007 21:14:16 GMT -1
HOLE 12 [Par 4 - 329 yards] [/u] The 12th hole is a magnificent short par 4 nicknamed "Heathery" and it features a bunker called "Stroke Bunker". This sand-trap is so called because if you happen to land in it you will lose at least one shot. The green is unreacheable from here in one. Beware and good luck - because avoiding the sand trap means birdies will be a available. [/quote] Having lost his girlie hat,Buffon contemplated wearing the ball instead.
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Hole 12
Nov 18, 2007 22:01:32 GMT -1
Post by Tony Yeboah's Lunchbox on Nov 18, 2007 22:01:32 GMT -1
[/quote] Allan Mcgregor practices what every other jock will be doing next summer during the Euro's....
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Hole 12
Nov 18, 2007 22:22:57 GMT -1
Post by Imp on Nov 18, 2007 22:22:57 GMT -1
Following the keeper's latest performance, Walter Smith forbade any more members of his team from coming out in sympathy with Heather Mills and sawing off a leg
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Hole 12
Nov 19, 2007 11:56:12 GMT -1
Post by jh1980 on Nov 19, 2007 11:56:12 GMT -1
[/quote] (Celebrity endorsements are getting out of hand...) Director: "Okay, one straight to camera now, Mr McGregor!" AM: "Caught Short? Want the earth to swallow you up? If you're having trouble holding your water, try NEW Super Dry Incontinence Pants - unlike me, they're a safe pair of hands!"
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Hole 12
Nov 19, 2007 12:34:30 GMT -1
Post by Mrs H on Nov 19, 2007 12:34:30 GMT -1
McGregor has been taking lessons from Derek Acorah on how to move things with his mind. But unfortunately the other players short didn't come down.
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Hole 12
Nov 19, 2007 12:45:42 GMT -1
Post by T C on Nov 19, 2007 12:45:42 GMT -1
OCH WELL....It's only a game
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Hole 12
Nov 19, 2007 13:51:12 GMT -1
Post by unkownperson on Nov 19, 2007 13:51:12 GMT -1
Oh fuck missed that one...
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Hole 12
Nov 19, 2007 19:15:29 GMT -1
Post by danthered on Nov 19, 2007 19:15:29 GMT -1
[/quote] The look on MacGregor's face tell's a story as he realises that the Stars he's been seeing all night is actually the ball
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Goalposts for Jumpers
Sunday League Player
Posting on message boards is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman.....
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Hole 12
Nov 19, 2007 19:44:14 GMT -1
Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Nov 19, 2007 19:44:14 GMT -1
It was no surprise that Brundlefly wanted to end his life as his latest gene-splicing experiment had devestating results. "Och fuck man. I canny go through life as a Scottish goalkeeper"
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Hole 12
Nov 19, 2007 22:16:19 GMT -1
Post by PASTIE on Nov 19, 2007 22:16:19 GMT -1
HOLE 12 [Par 4 - 329 yards] [/u] The 12th hole is a magnificent short par 4 nicknamed "Heathery" and it features a bunker called "Stroke Bunker". This sand-trap is so called because if you happen to land in it you will lose at least one shot. The green is unreacheable from here in one. Beware and good luck - because avoiding the sand trap means birdies will be a available. [/quote] And when he woke up, he saw that it hadn't really been a dream. He really was in the middle of Ibrox in a pair of ballet shoes.
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Hole 12
Nov 24, 2007 20:25:35 GMT -1
Post by thales on Nov 24, 2007 20:25:35 GMT -1
Allan Mcgregor practices what every other jock, irish, welsh and english fan will be doing next summer during the Euro's....
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Hole 12
Nov 26, 2007 5:35:48 GMT -1
Post by officergroyman on Nov 26, 2007 5:35:48 GMT -1
Allan Mcgregor wished at that moment that he hadn't spent the past 6 hours over at Giar's pad puffing the four-footer.
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Hole 12
Nov 26, 2007 19:56:05 GMT -1
Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 26, 2007 19:56:05 GMT -1
Hole 12 Scores[/u] Goalposts for Jumpers 3 PASTIE 3 Giulo Jones 3 imp 3 CmonYouSpurs 4 M'dam H 4 Thales 4 Officer Groyman 4 Danthered 4 Gresleyram 4 Dennis Wise Has Wobbly Eyes 4 TeesideWhite 4 Tom / Froggy / Ade 4 TerryCooper 5 Chopper Read 5 dcfccappsy 10 Pete The Wolf 10 Argylesmurf 10 Rich the Crazy Saint 10 Travis 10 Sterland (S4E) 10
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