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Hole 8
Nov 18, 2007 14:41:03 GMT -1
Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 18, 2007 14:41:03 GMT -1
HOLE 8 [Par 3 - 197 yards][/u] In the 1995 Open Championship there were only 2 birdies scored at the 8th in the first round. Like every hole at St Andrew's this little par 3 can seem quite simple from the tee - WHEN the wind isn't blowing. Beware!!
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Hole 8
Nov 18, 2007 14:46:34 GMT -1
Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Nov 18, 2007 14:46:34 GMT -1
HOLE 8 [Par 3 - 197 yards] [/u] In the 1995 Open Championship there were only 2 birdies scored at the 8th in the first round. Like every hole at St Andrew's this little par 3 can seem quite simple from the tee - WHEN the wind isn't blowing. Beware!! [/quote] Normally after a hole in one, the succesful golfer has to buy all the drinks in the clubhouse. On this occasion, he had to nip into the clubshop for 25 pairs of pants, after the entire course pissed themselves laughing!
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Hole 8
Nov 18, 2007 14:49:18 GMT -1
Post by Teesside White on Nov 18, 2007 14:49:18 GMT -1
After visiting a spiritualist medium person the Hare discovered he would lose the big race so he gave the Tortoise an even bigger handicap to make sure he couldn't move normally
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Hole 8
Nov 18, 2007 16:08:16 GMT -1
Post by CmonYouSpurs on Nov 18, 2007 16:08:16 GMT -1
When Terry the Tortoise heard the referee say the ball was playable he braced himself for a once in a lifetime flight over the lake
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Hole 8
Nov 18, 2007 21:03:00 GMT -1
Post by CHOPPER READ on Nov 18, 2007 21:03:00 GMT -1
HOLE 8 [Par 3 - 197 yards] [/u] In the 1995 Open Championship there were only 2 birdies scored at the 8th in the first round. Like every hole at St Andrew's this little par 3 can seem quite simple from the tee - WHEN the wind isn't blowing. Beware!! [/quote] Monty put it right after Seve told him he would never play in the Ryder Cup again while he had a hole in his arse.
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Hole 8
Nov 18, 2007 21:34:57 GMT -1
Post by Imp on Nov 18, 2007 21:34:57 GMT -1
Ian Poulter's lairy choice of trousers was one thing in the clubhouse. His lairy choice of tees was another...
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Hole 8
Nov 18, 2007 21:46:26 GMT -1
Post by Tony Yeboah's Lunchbox on Nov 18, 2007 21:46:26 GMT -1
They teach 'em all sorts of tricks in Thailand....
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Hole 8
Nov 19, 2007 11:37:36 GMT -1
Post by jh1980 on Nov 19, 2007 11:37:36 GMT -1
Tortoises are not known for their Dodgeball skills. This little fella "stuck his neck out" and has now "taken one for the team!"
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Hole 8
Nov 19, 2007 12:28:47 GMT -1
Post by T C on Nov 19, 2007 12:28:47 GMT -1
After weeks of bowel movement agony, Timmy the Tortoise admitted to his proctologist that it felt like "shitting a golf ball"
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Hole 8
Nov 19, 2007 13:35:11 GMT -1
Post by unkownperson on Nov 19, 2007 13:35:11 GMT -1
Its not fire in the hole anymore its just ball in the hole
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Hole 8
Nov 19, 2007 18:47:28 GMT -1
Post by danthered on Nov 19, 2007 18:47:28 GMT -1
[/quote] The ULTIMATE Turtleneck...
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Goalposts for Jumpers
Sunday League Player
Posting on message boards is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman.....
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Hole 8
Nov 19, 2007 19:08:21 GMT -1
Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Nov 19, 2007 19:08:21 GMT -1
Some fifteen years after his ignominious exit from Blue Peter for drugs abuse, Richard Bacon's secret stash makes a surprise appearance in the Blue Peter Garden
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Hole 8
Nov 19, 2007 21:55:10 GMT -1
Post by PASTIE on Nov 19, 2007 21:55:10 GMT -1
HOLE 8 [Par 3 - 197 yards] [/u] In the 1995 Open Championship there were only 2 birdies scored at the 8th in the first round. Like every hole at St Andrew's this little par 3 can seem quite simple from the tee - WHEN the wind isn't blowing. Beware!! [/quote] ON one of his few days off, this was the last thing that Gordon Brown saw before losing the sight in his other eye.
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Hole 8
Nov 22, 2007 6:40:37 GMT -1
Post by Cappsy-DCFC on Nov 22, 2007 6:40:37 GMT -1
HOLE 8 [Par 3 - 197 yards] [/u] In the 1995 Open Championship there were only 2 birdies scored at the 8th in the first round. Like every hole at St Andrew's this little par 3 can seem quite simple from the tee - WHEN the wind isn't blowing. Beware!! [/quote] Woods always said his ball looked like shit!
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Hole 8
Nov 22, 2007 21:49:50 GMT -1
Post by Pete the Wolf on Nov 22, 2007 21:49:50 GMT -1
The tortoise longed to be back on the One Foot In The Grave set, where it could wonder around to music without fear of harm.
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Hole 8
Nov 24, 2007 20:07:46 GMT -1
Post by thales on Nov 24, 2007 20:07:46 GMT -1
the term crazy golf, took on a whole new meaning at the tortoise hole of the zoo open, more worringly was the crocodile hole to follow.
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Hole 8
Nov 26, 2007 5:13:16 GMT -1
Post by officergroyman on Nov 26, 2007 5:13:16 GMT -1
Tommy the Tortoise had always been proud of the tatoo on his arse until the day he accidentally crawled out of the water hazard on the 18th fairway just seconds after Mickelson had plunked one in .
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Hole 8
Nov 26, 2007 19:53:36 GMT -1
Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 26, 2007 19:53:36 GMT -1
Hole 8 Scores[/u] Gresleyram 1 PASTIE 1 Giulo Jones 2 Chopper Read 2 Thales 2 TerryCooper 2 Goalposts for Jumpers 2 CmonYouSpurs 2 Officer Groyman 2 dcfccappsy 2 Danthered 2 Pete The Wolf 2 Dennis Wise Has Wobbly Eyes 3 imp 3 TeesideWhite 3 Tom / Froggy / Ade 3 M'dam H 10 Argylesmurf 10 Rich the Crazy Saint 10 Travis 10 Sterland (S4E) 10
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