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Hole 5
Nov 11, 2007 13:47:24 GMT -1
Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 11, 2007 13:47:24 GMT -1
HOLE 5 [Par 5 - 576 yards][/u] Target off the tee should be to the left of the far-off pair of bunkers called The Spectacles. Then decision time; can you carry the ridge? If the wind is in your face it's best to lay up and hit the green with a chip or pitch. Be sure to look up though to check the pin position. The green is 100yds deep so distance to the pin can vary considerably.
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Hole 5
Nov 11, 2007 13:59:38 GMT -1
Post by T C on Nov 11, 2007 13:59:38 GMT -1
Sees hearse going by in the distance....
Bobby. In the 30 years we've been playing I've never known you to look away before driving off the first tee !
Well, when all's said and done she wasn't a bad wife.....
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Hole 5
Nov 11, 2007 14:57:06 GMT -1
Post by Teesside White on Nov 11, 2007 14:57:06 GMT -1
If you dont shut up ill ram this club where a monkey puts his nuts
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Hole 5
Nov 11, 2007 15:22:15 GMT -1
Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Nov 11, 2007 15:22:15 GMT -1
HOLE 5 [Par 5 - 576 yards] [/u] Target off the tee should be to the left of the far-off pair of bunkers called The Spectacles. Then decision time; can you carry the ridge? If the wind is in your face it's best to lay up and hit the green with a chip or pitch. Be sure to look up though to check the pin position. The green is 100yds deep so distance to the pin can vary considerably. [/quote] Charlton took to wearing a variety of headgear during his golf matches after 'dodgy comb-overs' were banned from Greens up and down the land!
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Hole 5
Nov 11, 2007 15:37:57 GMT -1
Post by Mrs H on Nov 11, 2007 15:37:57 GMT -1
Charlton proves that Manchester United are the only "club" he looks sanctimonious and smug about.
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Hole 5
Nov 11, 2007 16:29:35 GMT -1
Post by CmonYouSpurs on Nov 11, 2007 16:29:35 GMT -1
This was the first time in years that Charlton had wood in his hands, he couldnt wait to get home to the wife
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Hole 5
Nov 11, 2007 16:38:40 GMT -1
Post by Travis on Nov 11, 2007 16:38:40 GMT -1
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Hole 5
Nov 11, 2007 18:06:48 GMT -1
Post by Cappsy-DCFC on Nov 11, 2007 18:06:48 GMT -1
HOLE 5 [Par 5 - 576 yards] [/u] Target off the tee should be to the left of the far-off pair of bunkers called The Spectacles. Then decision time; can you carry the ridge? If the wind is in your face it's best to lay up and hit the green with a chip or pitch. Be sure to look up though to check the pin position. The green is 100yds deep so distance to the pin can vary considerably. [/quote] "Why on earth are you wearing a hat in this weather??" "Dont make put this up ur f*cking arse...."
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Hole 5
Nov 11, 2007 18:37:54 GMT -1
Post by CHOPPER READ on Nov 11, 2007 18:37:54 GMT -1
TELL ME ALEX,DID I GET THAT GLAZIER TWAT?
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Hole 5
Nov 12, 2007 10:00:04 GMT -1
Post by unkownperson on Nov 12, 2007 10:00:04 GMT -1
HOLE 5 [Par 5 - 576 yards] [/u] Target off the tee should be to the left of the far-off pair of bunkers called The Spectacles. Then decision time; can you carry the ridge? If the wind is in your face it's best to lay up and hit the green with a chip or pitch. Be sure to look up though to check the pin position. The green is 100yds deep so distance to the pin can vary considerably. [/quote] "Going Going Gone" says Charlton just like our Premier league title at the end of the season
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Hole 5
Nov 12, 2007 13:07:59 GMT -1
Post by Pete the Wolf on Nov 12, 2007 13:07:59 GMT -1
Unable to contain his anger after a poor shot and the subsequent snide comment from his playing partner, Carlton prepares to smash the club back into his face.
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Hole 5
Nov 12, 2007 19:41:09 GMT -1
Post by Argyle_Smurf on Nov 12, 2007 19:41:09 GMT -1
But-but-but Bobby... Thats the SIXTH flag, Bobby...
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Hole 5
Nov 12, 2007 19:44:03 GMT -1
Post by PASTIE on Nov 12, 2007 19:44:03 GMT -1
HOLE 5 [Par 5 - 576 yards] [/u] [/quote] As Arsene Wenger parades himself naked across the fairway, Charlton thinks "Will this man's psychological tactics never reach their limit?"
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Hole 5
Nov 14, 2007 15:42:37 GMT -1
Post by Tony Yeboah's Lunchbox on Nov 14, 2007 15:42:37 GMT -1
[/quote] Bobby looks on in dispair following a drive into one of the notorious 'Spectacles' bunkers. I guess he should have gone to Specsavers!
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Hole 5
Nov 14, 2007 17:51:05 GMT -1
Post by officergroyman on Nov 14, 2007 17:51:05 GMT -1
"Damnit" thought Bobby, "that's the third hole in a row where I din't make it past the ladies tee, looks like I'm going pant's down again"
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Hole 5
Nov 16, 2007 11:08:12 GMT -1
Post by jh1980 on Nov 16, 2007 11:08:12 GMT -1
Bobby's flirtation with the "Jacko" one glove style goes horribly wrong when a golf-club wielding vigilante shows up, shouting "En Garde, you f**kin' Paedo!"
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Hole 5
Nov 16, 2007 11:13:33 GMT -1
Post by HURLOCK on Nov 16, 2007 11:13:33 GMT -1
Bobby's flirtation with the "Jacko" one glove style goes horribly wrong when a golf-club wielding vigilante shows up, shouting "En Garde, you f**kin' Paedo!" got yourself a hole to fill I see Julio?
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Hole 5
Nov 16, 2007 15:42:45 GMT -1
Post by thales on Nov 16, 2007 15:42:45 GMT -1
as brother jack walked to the green, bobby held back from shouting FORE
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Hole 5
Nov 18, 2007 14:36:37 GMT -1
Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 18, 2007 14:36:37 GMT -1
Hole 5 Scores[/u] PASTIE 3 Officer Groyman 3 CmonYouSpurs 4 Travis 4 Giulo Jones 4 Dennis Wise Has Wobbly Eyes 4 Argylesmurf 4 Gresleyram 4 Chopper Read 4 Thales 4 M'dam H 4 dcfccappsy 4 TeesideWhite 4 Tom / Froggy / Ade 4 Pete The Wolf 4 TerryCooper 5 Rich the Crazy Saint 10 Sterland (S4E) 10
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