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Hole 1
Nov 11, 2007 13:41:02 GMT -1
Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 11, 2007 13:41:02 GMT -1
HOLE 1 [Par 4 - 396 yards][/u] A straight drive required followed with a short shot over Granny Clarke's wind to reach the green. The flat green should present players with an easy birdie put.
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Hole 1
Nov 11, 2007 13:43:49 GMT -1
Post by T C on Nov 11, 2007 13:43:49 GMT -1
This would have been an easier shot if I hadn't got this f*cking hanky stuck up my arse
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Hole 1
Nov 11, 2007 15:00:40 GMT -1
Post by Teesside White on Nov 11, 2007 15:00:40 GMT -1
"Shit.......are those 2 fat bikers behind the green having sex??"
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Hole 1
Nov 11, 2007 15:12:37 GMT -1
Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Nov 11, 2007 15:12:37 GMT -1
HOLE 1 [Par 4 - 396 yards] [/u] A straight drive required followed with a short shot over Granny Clarke's wind to reach the green. The flat green should present players with an easy birdie put. [/quote] after 62 years of trying, Hitler finally managed to get out of his bunker with a cheeky sand wedge!
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Hole 1
Nov 11, 2007 15:31:34 GMT -1
Post by Mrs H on Nov 11, 2007 15:31:34 GMT -1
Fuck that ball's coming right at me!!!!!
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Hole 1
Nov 11, 2007 16:15:10 GMT -1
Post by CmonYouSpurs on Nov 11, 2007 16:15:10 GMT -1
To any golfer, having sandy balls was an occupational hazard that required a nice clean stroke to rectify
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Hole 1
Nov 11, 2007 16:52:28 GMT -1
Post by Travis on Nov 11, 2007 16:52:28 GMT -1
Not everybody was unhappy about the Derby penalty area suffering so much wear and tear this season.
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Hole 1
Nov 11, 2007 17:55:27 GMT -1
Post by Cappsy-DCFC on Nov 11, 2007 17:55:27 GMT -1
HOLE 1 [Par 4 - 396 yards] [/u] A straight drive required followed with a short shot over Granny Clarke's wind to reach the green. The flat green should present players with an easy birdie put. [/quote] "Why did i take up this f*cking sport??"
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Hole 1
Nov 11, 2007 18:29:12 GMT -1
Post by CHOPPER READ on Nov 11, 2007 18:29:12 GMT -1
HOLE 1 [Par 4 - 396 yards] [/u] A straight drive required followed with a short shot over Granny Clarke's wind to reach the green. The flat green should present players with an easy birdie put. [/quote]Monty lost some poundage trying to get out the bunker.
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Hole 1
Nov 11, 2007 18:45:37 GMT -1
Post by Sterland (S4E) on Nov 11, 2007 18:45:37 GMT -1
The 606 Golf day turned nasty when Dan had to play out of one of Gres' divots..... HOLE 1 [Par 4 - 396 yards] [/u] A straight drive required followed with a short shot over Granny Clarke's wind to reach the green. The flat green should present players with an easy birdie put. [/quote]
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Hole 1
Nov 11, 2007 23:06:04 GMT -1
Post by ---------a on Nov 11, 2007 23:06:04 GMT -1
"Trying to destroy the bunker 'ballsed' up any chance he had of winning the tournament".
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Hole 1
Nov 12, 2007 10:14:18 GMT -1
Post by unkownperson on Nov 12, 2007 10:14:18 GMT -1
Thought you were ment to play golf on a golf course not destroy it and make your own version of Golf sand Angels
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Hole 1
Nov 12, 2007 19:25:15 GMT -1
Post by PASTIE on Nov 12, 2007 19:25:15 GMT -1
HOLE 1 [Par 4 - 396 yards] [/u] [/quote] Ever community spirited, Gres loaned his Polish migrant worker one of his toothpicks to help clean out his cat's litter tray.
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Hole 1
Nov 12, 2007 19:27:34 GMT -1
Post by Argyle_Smurf on Nov 12, 2007 19:27:34 GMT -1
HOLE 1 [Par 4 - 396 yards] [/u] A straight drive required followed with a short shot over Granny Clarke's wind to reach the green. The flat green should present players with an easy birdie put. [/quote] Despite a quite acceptable shot, the man still had a long, straight, yellow chip on his shoulder...
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Hole 1
Nov 13, 2007 17:13:27 GMT -1
Post by Tony Yeboah's Lunchbox on Nov 13, 2007 17:13:27 GMT -1
HOLE 1 [Par 4 - 396 yards] [/u] A straight drive required followed with a short shot over Granny Clarke's wind to reach the green. The flat green should present players with an easy birdie put. [/quote] Normally when your at the beach, your lucky enough to see a nice round pert pair of tits on view. Unfortunatly for Paul, his playing partner was Colin Montgomery.
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Hole 1
Nov 14, 2007 18:20:10 GMT -1
Post by officergroyman on Nov 14, 2007 18:20:10 GMT -1
After taking three shots to finally get his ball out of the bunker, Paul decided to come back later that evening and fill the fucker with water....... at least then I'll be able to take a gaddamn drop, he thought.
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Hole 1
Nov 16, 2007 10:55:09 GMT -1
Post by jh1980 on Nov 16, 2007 10:55:09 GMT -1
"After being on the board at Luton Town, getting out of this sand-trap should be a doddle!"
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Hole 1
Nov 16, 2007 15:26:56 GMT -1
Post by thales on Nov 16, 2007 15:26:56 GMT -1
As Faldo walked in front, mcginley took his chance for revenge for not being picked for the seb cup
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Hole 1
Nov 18, 2007 14:31:19 GMT -1
Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 18, 2007 14:31:19 GMT -1
Hole 1 Scores[/u] Gresleyram 3 CmonYouSpurs 3 Chopper Read 3 Sterland (S4E) 3 PASTIE 3 Giulo Jones 3 Thales 3 TerryCooper 4 M'dam H 4 Travis 4 Argylesmurf 4 Dennis Wise Has Wobbly Eyes 4 Officer Groyman 4 TeesideWhite 5 dcfccappsy 5 Rich the Crazy Saint 5 Tom / Froggy / Ade 5 Pete The Wolf 10
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