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Post by Mrs H on Jan 24, 2007 8:50:49 GMT -1
Discuss
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 24, 2007 8:54:17 GMT -1
Why so?
As in "if I'd had fewer drinks last night, I'd feel less rough?"
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Post by gt on Jan 24, 2007 8:54:25 GMT -1
It's always 20/20...
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Post by gt on Jan 24, 2007 8:55:54 GMT -1
Imagine being able to see out of your arse
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 24, 2007 8:56:09 GMT -1
Why so? As in "if I'd had fewer drinks last night, I'd feel less rough?" No it's the work "If only I'd done that myself and now I wouldn't have to be redoing 3 months worth of work" feeling.
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 24, 2007 8:56:49 GMT -1
Imagine being able to see out of your arse But all you would see all day is your pants.
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Post by gt on Jan 24, 2007 8:58:02 GMT -1
Imagine being able to see out of your arse But all you would see all day is your pants. Not all day
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Post by addicted2venos on Jan 24, 2007 8:59:17 GMT -1
Why so? As in "if I'd had fewer drinks last night, I'd feel less rough?" No it's the work "If only I'd done that myself and now I wouldn't have to be redoing 3 months worth of work" feeling. That's not hindsight, that's the 3rd rule of delegation' 'When delegating work to idiots, ensure you pick your idiot carefully!'
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Post by Giar on Jan 24, 2007 8:59:21 GMT -1
Imagine being able to see out of your arse But all you would see all day is your pants. well the sun shines out of my arse so at least it would be well light down there
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 24, 2007 8:59:27 GMT -1
But all you would see all day is your pants. Not all day Ok your pants and the toilet bowl.
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 24, 2007 8:59:58 GMT -1
No it's the work "If only I'd done that myself and now I wouldn't have to be redoing 3 months worth of work" feeling. Ah... Don't get that in this job. There is the occasional "should have done that site visit" feeling when it turns out that contrary to our aerial photo database, the garage was demolished months ago. Which makes us look silly when we demand its retention, that sort of thing. Was this one of those "junior staff overlooked something small but important and are now going to be hung by the lower of their testicles in the vestibule" moments?
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 24, 2007 9:00:55 GMT -1
No it's the work "If only I'd done that myself and now I wouldn't have to be redoing 3 months worth of work" feeling. That's not hindsight, that's the 3rd rule of delegation' 'When delegating work to idiots, ensure you pick your idiot carefully!' What's rules 1 & 2?
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Post by gt on Jan 24, 2007 9:02:51 GMT -1
Ok your pants and the toilet bowl. What if you were a nude sleepwalker? Mind you, if you were asleep I suppose you wouldn't be able to see anything during your vulgar perambulations
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 24, 2007 9:03:00 GMT -1
No it's the work "If only I'd done that myself and now I wouldn't have to be redoing 3 months worth of work" feeling. Ah... Don't get that in this job. There is the occasional "should have done that site visit" feeling when it turns out that contrary to our aerial photo database, the garage was demolished months ago. Which makes us look silly when we demand its retention, that sort of thing. Was this one of those "junior staff overlooked something small but important and are now going to be hung by the lower of their testicles in the vestibule" moments? Well I'm not sure about the testicle bits but it does make me pace and rant in a Trevor Eve Waking the Dead way.
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 24, 2007 9:05:27 GMT -1
Ok your pants and the toilet bowl. What if you were a nude sleepwalker? Mind you, if you were asleep I suppose you wouldn't be able to see anything during your vulgar perambulations I watched a programme last night about Britain's worst sleepwalker. He's jumped out of window thinking he's a parrot and he sleepwalks 4 times a night. What made me laugh was he was saying he's had all sorts of treatment nad nothing has worked then it showed his diet. He drinks 3 litres of coffee a day, 5 Red Bulls and smoke 60 cigs a day. I'm suprised he can fucking sleep at all!!
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Post by gt on Jan 24, 2007 9:07:09 GMT -1
In the words of The League Of Gentlemen, if he absorbs all that shite I bet his 'insides are all wrong'!
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Post by addicted2venos on Jan 24, 2007 9:08:04 GMT -1
That's not hindsight, that's the 3rd rule of delegation' 'When delegating work to idiots, ensure you pick your idiot carefully!' What's rules 1 & 2? Rule 1: 'Try never to delegate work .......... you'll only be disppointed' Rule 2: 'Delegating sweeping your chimney to a 6 year old child is both illegal and immoral .............. more's the pity!'
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 24, 2007 9:10:48 GMT -1
Rule 2: 'Delegating sweeping your chimney to a 6 year old child is both illegal and immoral .............. more's the pity!' Plus Sooty would be out of a job now his stage and television career is over.
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Post by addicted2venos on Jan 24, 2007 9:11:07 GMT -1
junior staff overlooked something small but important and are now going to be hung by the lower of their testicles in the vestibule" moments? You're having one of you Tom Brown School Days-esque flashbacks again aren't you??
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 24, 2007 9:13:31 GMT -1
Well I'm not sure about the testicle bits but it does make me pace and rant in a Trevor Eve Waking the Dead way. Okeydokey. It has since occurred to me that "Testicle in the vestibule" is almost a clever rhyme... Pacing and ranting, that's the way to get things done!
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