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Post by Roaster©®™ on Apr 17, 2006 9:54:16 GMT -1
Match 10[/u] 
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Post by ArgyleChick on Apr 17, 2006 11:14:14 GMT -1
Can't think of a caption, but I am quite impressed with the physique of that goalie picking a chap up with one arm like that - well helloooooo  !!!!! |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Apr 17, 2006 11:17:47 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] Ashley Cole's eyes lit up, till he realised that the CENSORED banner was positioned horizontally. Now, had it been vertically placed !!![/i] |
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Post by Tony Yeboah's Lunchbox on Apr 17, 2006 11:19:18 GMT -1
Stone Cold Steve Austin attempts to interup a match to deliver a stunner......that will be the last time he thinks about doing it naked in the British Climate!
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Apr 17, 2006 12:30:00 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] The 'ACME GINGER - PUBED BLOW UP KEEPER' now came in an Arsenal Edition, with an optional Mobile phone holder!! |
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Post by Sterland (S4E) on Apr 17, 2006 13:00:22 GMT -1
It was a good job GresleyRam was playing in goal or the 6'5" thug streaker would have given the Police and Stewards a REALLY hard time... [/u] [/quote] |
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Post by MikeNewellsBarmyArmy on Apr 17, 2006 13:29:28 GMT -1
"Right - thats it - your having a cold shower with me, lets go!"
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Goalposts for Jumpers
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Apr 17, 2006 13:44:17 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] "I don't give a flying fuck if Spencer Tunick is taking your photo. Get the fuck off my pitch you bald twat." |
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Goalposts for Jumpers
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Apr 17, 2006 22:26:25 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] The 'ACME GINGER - PUBED BLOW UP KEEPER' now came in an Arsenal Edition, with an optional Mobile phone holder!![/quote] SU FUCKIN PERB GRES!!!!!! ;D |
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Post by PASTIE on Apr 17, 2006 22:43:39 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] That evening the BBC announced that they had "released Gavin Peacock from his contract for taking his Be Safe in the Sun campaign too far". Rumours that it was because he had lived up to his name have been denied. |
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Post by Greenday Everyday on Apr 18, 2006 9:17:14 GMT -1
Bruce Willis's desperation to get back on the telly was now becoming somewhat embarassing.
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eagleeye
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7 bloody minutes!
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Post by eagleeye on Apr 18, 2006 9:31:08 GMT -1
America's latest plan to spruce up our beautiful game was another laughing stock. How did they think replacing the ball with a naked hell's angel would improve things?
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Post by Billy on Apr 18, 2006 12:02:05 GMT -1
Having Siamese twins in goal was always going to be an advantage
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Post by MRMILLWALL on Apr 18, 2006 12:05:53 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] Ian Holloway says he will streak at every game until Q.P.R. give him his job back. |
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Post by officergroyman on Apr 18, 2006 18:44:47 GMT -1
Match 10[/u] The Inagural season opener for the San Francisco Squad got off to a rocky start, when the equipment manager misundestood the manager's request to provide "two GAME balls" instead he heard "two GAY Balls" .
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Apr 18, 2006 21:14:28 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] "Fuck me, that'd better be chocolate running down me shorts." |
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Post by alidyer on Apr 18, 2006 21:15:33 GMT -1
He only meant to help remove the streaker but the angst showed on the keepers face as he realised he couldnt let the streaker go for fear of exposing his unexpected state of arousal
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Post by Mrs H on Apr 19, 2006 7:13:33 GMT -1
[/u] [/quote] If you go down to the Spurs today
Your Sure of a big Suprise
If you go down to the Spurs today
You'd better close your eyes.
Cos Ledley King is having a wank
And Robbie Keane is is wavin’ his pants
And Teddy boy is giving it toooo
A Bald man |
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Post by Kman on Apr 19, 2006 10:19:26 GMT -1
[/quote] "I am wearing gloves but I'm still not giving you a reach-around." |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Apr 22, 2006 15:20:35 GMT -1
Another good turnout - the Top 5 were: -
1. Hulsey
2. MrMillwall
3. Golden Boy
4. mrsh
5. Gresley
- a tough one this - but the other 12 well done and you've got points!
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