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Post by Roaster©®™ on Apr 6, 2006 10:50:45 GMT -1
Last Match of Season 4
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Post by NoCanariesAllowed (Ipswich'02) on Apr 6, 2006 12:08:30 GMT -1
They knew they were in for a long afternoon - As the guy at the back posed himself up for some swift buggery, the physio engaged in some rough foreplay with his team-mate on the manager's instruction that this lad needed a fucking good seeing to...
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Post by ArgyleChick on Apr 6, 2006 12:10:53 GMT -1
The boys were glad they had read "More" magazine on the team coach to enable them to put the "position of the fortnight" into good use, however the moment was ruined due to another player having to read the instructions from the sidelines. (if you don't know what I am talking about lads - get yourself down to WHSmiths and have a sneaky peak - its a girl thing I guess!!!)
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Post by Greenday Everyday on Apr 6, 2006 12:40:32 GMT -1
Last Match of Season 4 The heimlich manoeuvre never had been the physio's strongest subject at Uni.
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Post by PASTIE on Apr 6, 2006 13:34:01 GMT -1
Last Match of Season 4 The German Men's synchronised swimming squad were left red faced when their pool was suddenly drained of its water.
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Apr 6, 2006 14:14:36 GMT -1
Last Match of Season 4 Ashley Cole was unsure he had made the right decision to join Moenchengladbach, until he saw the first training session!
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Post by officergroyman on Apr 6, 2006 15:43:38 GMT -1
Last Match of Season 4 Having been excommunicated from the church for having selacious relationships with the alterboys, the father MacDonald once again found himself giving in to his inner urges at his new position as team Physio.
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Post by Sterland (S4E) on Apr 6, 2006 21:04:40 GMT -1
Coach Helmut was asked after the match 'How do you think it went?' 'Well it was a tight affair for the first 30 mins or so but after that there was a lot more room and the big balls into the danger area worked..' 'And how about the game?' Smack!! Ouch!! Last Match of Season 4
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Post by PASTIE on Apr 6, 2006 22:41:17 GMT -1
Did Sterland break the Ashley seam, or had Gresley simply burrowed in there first?
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Post by Mrs H on Apr 7, 2006 8:32:13 GMT -1
Last Match of Season 4 "I said I needed relaxation techniques not PENATRATION techniques"
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Post by Billy on Apr 7, 2006 9:07:23 GMT -1
Stan Collymore watches on as "Extreme Dogging Live" makes its TV debut in Germany
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eagleeye
League 2 Player
7 bloody minutes!
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Post by eagleeye on Apr 7, 2006 10:14:10 GMT -1
When the physio and striker came round from the substitute's telekinetic spell they couldn't understand why everyone was laughing at them.
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Post by MRMILLWALL on Apr 7, 2006 13:36:15 GMT -1
Last Match of Season 4 Footballs 1st set of siamese twins take a nasty looking tumble!!
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Post by JJ on Apr 7, 2006 18:02:16 GMT -1
Not content with just being a voyeur, the sub waited expectantly and excitedly for Ashley Cole to sneak up from behind....
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Post by koomartherammie on Apr 8, 2006 10:05:01 GMT -1
Graham Le Saux had decided to come out..........of retirement. Last Match of Season 4
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Post by ade on Apr 8, 2006 12:43:54 GMT -1
ashley cole and le saux have just seen the new fitness regime and think yep we will defantly keep fit this way.
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Post by alidyer on Apr 8, 2006 16:00:32 GMT -1
on the day he anounced his retirement from rugby, Matt Dawson revealed just what he'd be getting up to during his retirement
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Apr 10, 2006 8:14:28 GMT -1
Sunday's Result
A 7 pointer to finish the season off with!
1. mrsh 7pts 2. Billy 6pts 3. OG 5pts 4. Eagleeye 4pts 5. JJ 3pts 6. NCA 2pts 7. Exetersaint 1pt
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