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Post by Stan on Jun 12, 2007 10:27:29 GMT -1
...is very straight... I thought they had to be bendy... EU law or sommin'...?
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Jun 12, 2007 10:40:00 GMT -1
Complain to the shop you bought it from spouting EU rule 34.1 under the Fruit and veg act of 1997
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Jun 12, 2007 10:41:21 GMT -1
That is the G-spot Banana you are refering to Stan. ...is very straight... I thought they had to be bendy... EU law or sommin'...? |
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Post by Stan on Jun 12, 2007 10:41:26 GMT -1
I think I will... I can, however, see the appeal to some of a straight banana, but damnit I need clarity and consistency!
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Post by Stan on Jun 12, 2007 10:42:10 GMT -1
That is the G-spot Banana you are refering to Stan. ...is very straight... I thought they had to be bendy... EU law or sommin'...? The lady pleaser...! ;D Eyup chop... how's life, the universe and everything..? |
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Jun 12, 2007 10:42:54 GMT -1
Can't grumble but i do.  How is things down Stanley Road? That is the G-spot Banana you are refering to Stan. The lady pleaser...! ;D Eyup chop... how's life, the universe and everything..? |
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Post by Stan on Jun 12, 2007 10:46:06 GMT -1
Can't grumble but i do. How is things down Stanley Road? The lady pleaser...! ;D Eyup chop... how's life, the universe and everything..? Would expect nothing less!  Stanley road is free of traffic, baked in sunshine and mighty chilled out! Can't complain! So you were down my neck o the woods again recently I see... where do you frequent when you're off duty...? |
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Jun 12, 2007 10:49:43 GMT -1
Swynnerton is RAF duty and although i tried to get to the Fitzherbert i couldn't get off base. Was supposed to see Ro,Si and Sar there but couldn't make it. Did tell them i would text if i could. That aint far from you i take it? Can't grumble but i do. How is things down Stanley Road? Would expect nothing less! Stanley road is free of traffic, baked in sunshine and mighty chilled out! Can't complain! So you were down my neck o the woods again recently I see... where do you frequent when you're off duty...? |
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Post by Stan on Jun 12, 2007 10:51:25 GMT -1
Swynnerton is RAF duty and although i tried to get to the Fitzherbert i couldn't get off base. Was supposed to see Ro,Si and Sar there but couldn't make it. Did tell them i would text if i could. That aint far from you i take it? Would expect nothing less! Stanley road is free of traffic, baked in sunshine and mighty chilled out! Can't complain! So you were down my neck o the woods again recently I see... where do you frequent when you're off duty...? Put it like this... I could get there easily on my bike... can you be DUI on a bike...? ;D |
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Jun 12, 2007 10:53:35 GMT -1
Right,next year i will see about getting out for an hour or so. Think you can tbh but i would have to look it up.  Swynnerton is RAF duty and although i tried to get to the Fitzherbert i couldn't get off base. Was supposed to see Ro,Si and Sar there but couldn't make it. Did tell them i would text if i could. That aint far from you i take it? Put it like this... I could get there easily on my bike... can you be DUI on a bike...? ;D |
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Post by Stan on Jun 12, 2007 10:54:21 GMT -1
Right,next year i will see about getting out for an hour or so. Think you can tbh but i would have to look it up. Put it like this... I could get there easily on my bike... can you be DUI on a bike...? ;D Wasn't a serious question... but a beer would be mighty fine! ;D |
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Jun 12, 2007 10:56:42 GMT -1
Sorry,wrong smiley. should have been . Makes all the difference. Right,next year i will see about getting out for an hour or so. Think you can tbh but i would have to look it up. Wasn't a serious question... but a beer would be mighty fine! ;D |
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Post by Stan on Jun 12, 2007 10:58:44 GMT -1
Sorry,wrong smiley. should have been . Makes all the difference. Wasn't a serious question... but a beer would be mighty fine! ;D Ahh... t'all makes sense now! ;D Perhaps you should put some of that disruptive clothing on and sneak out the back gate...? |
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Jun 12, 2007 11:06:48 GMT -1
But the back gate is beyond Millmeece.  Sorry,wrong smiley. should have been . Makes all the difference. Ahh... t'all makes sense now! ;D Perhaps you should put some of that disruptive clothing on and sneak out the back gate...? |
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Post by Mrs H on Jun 12, 2007 11:08:30 GMT -1
That is the G-spot Banana you are refering to Stan. The lady pleaser...! ;D Eyup chop... how's life, the universe and everything..? Actually the perfect lady pleaser needs to bend slightly upwards to hit the g-spot! |
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Post by Stan on Jun 12, 2007 11:09:34 GMT -1
But the back gate is beyond Millmeece. Ahh... t'all makes sense now! ;D Perhaps you should put some of that disruptive clothing on and sneak out the back gate...? Think of it as a challenge to get out by other means... phone the A-team if you have to! |
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Jun 12, 2007 11:10:36 GMT -1
Someone always has to lower the tone eh Stan? And just for once it was neither of us. The lady pleaser...! ;D Eyup chop... how's life, the universe and everything..? Actually the perfect lady pleaser needs to bend slightly upwards to hit the g-spot! |
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Post by Stan on Jun 12, 2007 11:14:08 GMT -1
Someone always has to lower the tone eh Stan? And just for once it was neither of us. Actually the perfect lady pleaser needs to bend slightly upwards to hit the g-spot! She's dastardly and smutley! |
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Jun 12, 2007 11:15:07 GMT -1
Special two for one offer! Someone always has to lower the tone eh Stan? And just for once it was neither of us. She's dastardly and smutley! |
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Post by Stan on Jun 12, 2007 11:17:52 GMT -1
Special two for one offer! She's dastardly and smutley! I was talking bananas... she starts talking about sex... it must be my manly pheromones or something...!  |
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