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Post by officergroyman on Jun 7, 2007 22:29:01 GMT -1
 Blunder Woman: Some might look at Victoria Beckham and think, "She's trying way too hard." Or maybe, "Ha!" Not us. Her chutzpah is something we relish, which, by the by, is one of the many foodstuffs that probably hasn't passed her lips since her Spice Girls heyday. Sure, Posh can't get near an open flame for fear of melting her perkiest, candlepin bowling ball-iest assets, and her windswept, asymmetrical peroxide bob worked better on that guy from Flock of Seagulls, but we love how she isn't afraid to go for broke on the red carpet. On the left, the Tang-tinted mother of three ironically tweaks the up-with-estrogen theme of the UK Glamour Awards, where she was honored as both Woman and Entrepreneur of the Year (no, really). She slithers her carb-deprived bod into couture underpants, a rib-cracking Cavalli corset, perilous platform peep-toed stilettos, No Nonsense panty hose in "nude," Judd Nelson's fingerless gloves from "The Breakfast Club" and a jacket stolen off the world's teeniest bellhop. Meanwhile, at the MTV Movie Awards, Victoria pays tribute to the tackier members of the animal kingdom in a second-skin zebra-print girdle, which she gives some extra lift (not to mention maximum separation) with a reinforced bubblegum pink bra. (Eamonn McCormack/WireImage.com & Sara De Boer/Retna Ltd.) |
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jun 8, 2007 6:37:22 GMT -1
she looks like a waxwork model  |
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Post by spurrsgirl on Jun 8, 2007 6:38:12 GMT -1
I really don't dislike her I have to be honest (even feel a bit sorry for her sometimes) but jeez she needs to put a bit of weight on. How can she think she looks good looking like a twig ?  |
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Post by Stan on Jun 8, 2007 6:39:07 GMT -1
I would  |
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Post by spurrsgirl on Jun 8, 2007 6:40:05 GMT -1
I would but only ever so gently eh? Just in case she snapped ?  |
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Post by Stan on Jun 8, 2007 6:41:10 GMT -1
I would but only ever so gently eh? Just in case she snapped ? I can do gentle! |
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Post by Giar on Jun 8, 2007 6:41:11 GMT -1
she looks rough as fuck..........ide be worried about wrapping those legs round me just incase i got splinters, bloody stick woman |
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Post by spurrsgirl on Jun 8, 2007 6:42:19 GMT -1
but only ever so gently eh? Just in case she snapped ? I can do gentle! I think you'd bloody need to looking at those pics ;D |
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Post by Stan on Jun 8, 2007 6:46:38 GMT -1
I can do gentle! I think you'd bloody need to looking at those pics ;D Does that mean I could be rougher with you SG...?  |
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Post by Giar on Jun 8, 2007 6:51:06 GMT -1
she likes it that way  |
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jun 8, 2007 6:52:45 GMT -1
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Post by spurrsgirl on Jun 8, 2007 6:53:28 GMT -1
I think you'd bloody need to looking at those pics ;D Does that mean I could be rougher with you SG...? How has this turned round to me lol ?! I thought we were talking about Mrs B  ;D |
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Post by HURLOCK on Jun 8, 2007 6:56:07 GMT -1
Bet she's as tight as a virgin, bet she had that sewn up after the kids............... |
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