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Post by PASTIE on Jan 27, 2008 22:41:11 GMT -1
As Corridor 7 nears its inevitable demise, I suspect that I shall soon need to find the wherewithall to create Corridor 8. Even I can only spout so much bullsh!t so I'm looking for help with #8. All I need is a PM from anybody who feels that they are worthy of a place in the next corridor of gloom, dank and idleness. Think of it as being like a job interview for the afterlife/underworld. I would like just two things from you - One: Why do you Prowl? Two: How would you characterise the nature of your Prowling? What is your general ambience among the gloom? I intend publishing here anything that you put so no need to worry yourselves about confidentiality as I shall flout it utterly. Deadlines are dependent upon when the sky falls in on #7 and I find a spare moment (or an hour) to launch #8. Established Prowlers need not worry about applying, although I really think that you should.
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Jan 28, 2008 20:18:38 GMT -1
I am not applying for this, as i think i've more than earned my prowling stripes. BUT, i do think that most prolwers are taken for granted by the the other dark seekers so maybe a reminder as to why i'm here eh?? 1. Who else would remind PASTIE to take out the bins?? This may seen a small, insignificant contribution but without it the effects could snowball into something catastrophic! Imagine PASTIE forgets the bins, the bin men come and go and PASTIE has to make a trip every day to the local tip. As well as having to make idle chit chat with the 'tip rats' he would miss valuable drinking time thus removing precious typing errors and stories with which to RBNO. Mrs Pastie would leave him as he would begin to smell like the tip and PASTIE would be forced to seek shelter in the only place he's ever felt truly at home...exeter services. We would lose the corridor founder, and the whole evening experience would fizzle out into nothing. Without this place, we would no doubt all have to go to the pub to fill the dreary hours of between 8pm and 2 am and we would all end up like Flash Harry the tramp...homeless, drunk and miserable! And we dont want that do we?? do we?? 2. Somebody has to check the ceiling to ensure it doesnt collapse - seing as how its 45 ft up then only one person can do that - its fine by the way! 3. Without me prowling around picking up little gems of information for RBNO then you would all just become too slack in your day to day lives and become a joke with all who know you - rather be known as a bit of a twat in here than an almighty bell-end with the neighbours (this doesnt apply to the Stafford Krays who know this about each other and tell us all). By keeping you all on your toes, determined not to fuck up, i'm stopping you all becoming Frank Spencer. Thats just 3 off the top of my head, but i am invaluable dont'ya think??
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Post by PASTIE on Jan 28, 2008 20:22:08 GMT -1
;D Glad to see you gave it a moment's thought I'd exalt but I just did for the latest smokeless day... Next....?
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Goalposts for Jumpers
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Jan 28, 2008 20:29:23 GMT -1
As Corridor 7 nears its inevitable demise, I suspect that I shall soon need to find the wherewithall to create Corridor 8. Even I can only spout so much bullsh!t so I'm looking for help with #8. All I need is a PM from anybody who feels that they are worthy of a place in the next corridor of gloom, dank and idleness. Think of it as being like a job interview for the afterlife/underworld. I would like just two things from you - One: Why do you Prowl? Two: How would you characterise the nature of your Prowling? What is your general ambience among the gloom? I intend publishing here anything that you put so no need to worry yourselves about confidentiality as I shall flout it utterly. Deadlines are dependent upon when the sky falls in on #7 and I find a spare moment (or an hour) to launch #8. Established Prowlers need not worry about applying, although I really think that you should. Application for the post of prowler on the 606 type board. Why do I prowl? Why not? I dip into the dark recesses of this site , often with out logging on to read and inwardly digest the plethora of bollocks spouted by all manner of people. I then consider the inwardly digested diatribes...and piss it all over the corridor's sofa. The ambience of prowling is like Nirvana and commonly only fully achieved when in an extreme state of refreshment. A true and loyal prowler will report on drunken activity by using a strange almost alien form of communication....punctuated by grunts and strange words....adf,jhv adjac c d kdl etc. We fight the light that steals our threads and occasionally our fellow prowlers. No-one truly escapes the gloom and even GB can vouch for the strength of the bonds of prowling kinship. We are a collective of one. A dominant force without limits. Yet despite our one-ness, we are alone and with the desolation comes purity of mind, thought and the word "fuck"
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Jan 28, 2008 20:54:27 GMT -1
;D ;D
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Post by PASTIE on Jan 28, 2008 21:10:20 GMT -1
;D Ah, you did find it I see! Glad you gave it a moments thought as well
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Post by PASTIE on Jan 28, 2008 21:10:36 GMT -1
Next?
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Post by Argyle_Smurf on Jan 29, 2008 1:26:34 GMT -1
i must be a prowler. 1. I prowl because I can. Its a blowout better than any night out, especially where combined with alcohol. And at 2am after a fourteen hour shift, there is little better to do. Besides, the dank reminds me of my own flat. 2. What can I bring? Pizza. does anything else matter? i bring typos and drunkeness, and plenty of moaning. And the title of Corridor 6 chief prowler.
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Post by Imp on Jan 29, 2008 19:01:24 GMT -1
I hereby wish to be considered as a Prowler (I thought my 30-odd posts wouldn't be enough to afford me immunity) for the following reasons: Why do I prowl? Well, how else on earth would I know what Si really gets up to? It's like having the key to his soul ;D
What do I bring? Pink fluffiness for the Prowlers to sully and destroy, thus keeping you greatly amused. If this isn't enough of a reason, I'll also forward any potential RBNO material that Si lets slip, for you all to do with as you see fit! ;D
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Jan 29, 2008 19:17:56 GMT -1
As Corridor 7 nears its inevitable demise, I suspect that I shall soon need to find the wherewithall to create Corridor 8. Even I can only spout so much bullsh!t so I'm looking for help with #8. All I need is a PM from anybody who feels that they are worthy of a place in the next corridor of gloom, dank and idleness. Think of it as being like a job interview for the afterlife/underworld. I would like just two things from you - One: Why do you Prowl? Two: How would you characterise the nature of your Prowling? What is your general ambience among the gloom? I intend publishing here anything that you put so no need to worry yourselves about confidentiality as I shall flout it utterly. Deadlines are dependent upon when the sky falls in on #7 and I find a spare moment (or an hour) to launch #8. Established Prowlers need not worry about applying, although I really think that you should. Job Interview for Board Prowler Status.1. Why do I prowl? I prowl because, hmmm, why do I prowl? I prowl to keep the maintain the standard of shite spoken on here for one.. To entertain as another.. To log on to the board and keep up the veritable plethora of bollocks spouted. I feel as though it is one of a few roles I attempt to play within the context of this online wonderland. The dark, often dirty corridors are known to attract many a person within the spectrum of life and i'm proud to say I have been part of it. 2. How would you characterise the nature of your Prowling? What is your general ambience among the gloom? I think i may be something of an enigma to some, but to those I have met (and those who've got plastered on quad vods with me) and to some of those i haven't - there is indeed a strong bond between fellow prowler types, this bond is unexplainable - it is just there. All for one and one for all. I like to think I bring a little joy to proceedings, lightening the mood when needed. There is always a time for a dancing banana to be posted. My general ambience could often be accurately described as 'off my tits' or 'Just chillin'. Oh yeah and I also prowl to see if Gresley posts a picture of him riding PASTIE's bike, that alone is a reason to prowl.
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Post by PASTIE on Jan 29, 2008 20:04:50 GMT -1
i must be a prowler. 1. I prowl because I can. Its a blowout better than any night out, especially where combined with alcohol. And at 2am after a fourteen hour shift, there is little better to do. Besides, the dank reminds me of my own flat. 2. What can I bring? Pizza. does anything else matter? i bring typos and drunkeness, and plenty of moaning. And the title of Corridor 6 chief prowler. Interesting approach. He comes here for a blow and because there's little else to do? I feel a characterisation coming on...
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Post by PASTIE on Jan 29, 2008 20:05:30 GMT -1
I hereby wish to be considered as a Prowler (I thought my 30-odd posts wouldn't be enough to afford me immunity) for the following reasons: Why do I prowl? Well, how else on earth would I know what Si really gets up to? It's like having the key to his soul ;D What do I bring? Pink fluffiness for the Prowlers to sully and destroy, thus keeping you greatly amused. If this isn't enough of a reason, I'll also forward any potential RBNO material that Si lets slip, for you all to do with as you see fit! ;D A spy and a blackmailer! Looking good for Imp
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Post by PASTIE on Jan 29, 2008 20:07:08 GMT -1
As Corridor 7 nears its inevitable demise, I suspect that I shall soon need to find the wherewithall to create Corridor 8. Even I can only spout so much bullsh!t so I'm looking for help with #8. All I need is a PM from anybody who feels that they are worthy of a place in the next corridor of gloom, dank and idleness. Think of it as being like a job interview for the afterlife/underworld. I would like just two things from you - One: Why do you Prowl? Two: How would you characterise the nature of your Prowling? What is your general ambience among the gloom? I intend publishing here anything that you put so no need to worry yourselves about confidentiality as I shall flout it utterly. Deadlines are dependent upon when the sky falls in on #7 and I find a spare moment (or an hour) to launch #8. Established Prowlers need not worry about applying, although I really think that you should. Job Interview for Board Prowler Status.1. Why do I prowl? I prowl because, hmmm, why do I prowl? I prowl to keep the maintain the standard of shite spoken on here for one.. To entertain as another.. To log on to the board and keep up the veritable plethora of bollocks spouted. I feel as though it is one of a few roles I attempt to play within the context of this online wonderland. The dark, often dirty corridors are known to attract many a person within the spectrum of life and i'm proud to say I have been part of it. 2. How would you characterise the nature of your Prowling? What is your general ambience among the gloom? I think i may be something of an enigma to some, but to those I have met (and those who've got plastered on quad vods with me) and to some of those i haven't - there is indeed a strong bond between fellow prowler types, this bond is unexplainable - it is just there. All for one and one for all. I like to think I bring a little joy to proceedings, lightening the mood when needed. There is always a time for a dancing banana to be posted. My general ambience could often be accurately described as 'off my tits' or 'Just chillin'. Oh yeah and I also prowl to see if Gresley posts a picture of him riding PASTIE's bike, that alone is a reason to prowl. "A plethora of bollocks" So classy to get in a collective noun that nobody has heard of before.
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Post by unkownperson on Jan 29, 2008 20:12:31 GMT -1
Why do i Prowl? because i can and i actually like all of ya What do i bring... The randomness as well as the info for people to use on RBNO... As well as letting the crazy Girlfriend use the computer to come on prowlers ;d
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Post by PASTIE on Jan 29, 2008 22:33:58 GMT -1
Why do i Prowl? because i can and i actually like all of ya What do i bring... The randomness as well as the info for people to use on RBNO... As well as letting the crazy Girlfriend use the computer to come on prowlers ;d She does what???
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Jan 29, 2008 22:52:44 GMT -1
Job Interview for Board Prowler Status.1. Why do I prowl? I prowl because, hmmm, why do I prowl? I prowl to keep the maintain the standard of shite spoken on here for one.. To entertain as another.. To log on to the board and keep up the veritable plethora of bollocks spouted. I feel as though it is one of a few roles I attempt to play within the context of this online wonderland. The dark, often dirty corridors are known to attract many a person within the spectrum of life and i'm proud to say I have been part of it. 2. How would you characterise the nature of your Prowling? What is your general ambience among the gloom? I think i may be something of an enigma to some, but to those I have met (and those who've got plastered on quad vods with me) and to some of those i haven't - there is indeed a strong bond between fellow prowler types, this bond is unexplainable - it is just there. All for one and one for all. I like to think I bring a little joy to proceedings, lightening the mood when needed. There is always a time for a dancing banana to be posted. My general ambience could often be accurately described as 'off my tits' or 'Just chillin'. Oh yeah and I also prowl to see if Gresley posts a picture of him riding PASTIE's bike, that alone is a reason to prowl. "A plethora of bollocks" So classy to get in a collective noun that nobody has heard of before. Yet I just realised - GFJ said 'plethora of bollocks' before i even entered this thread Spooky... Looking forward to the next installment of the corridors oh pastie one
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Post by PASTIE on Jan 29, 2008 22:54:53 GMT -1
I had to check back and by God you're right. We're on to something here
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Post by unkownperson on Jan 29, 2008 23:27:00 GMT -1
Why do i Prowl? because i can and i actually like all of ya What do i bring... The randomness as well as the info for people to use on RBNO... As well as letting the crazy Girlfriend use the computer to come on prowlers ;d She does what??? im not saying to come to prowlers i ment
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Post by PASTIE on Jan 29, 2008 23:28:43 GMT -1
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Post by unkownperson on Jan 30, 2008 21:37:13 GMT -1
to come onto prowlers... there done it...
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