Post by Kentucky Kid on Dec 26, 2007 23:28:12 GMT -1
Sheffield United to Sue Again
Sheffield United’s M-owners are now set to sue the nineteen other Premiership clubs from last season in a bid to win compensation for their relegation to the Championship.
A speaking person said, “We have evidence that clearly indicates that these clubs were purposely trying to beat us by taking advantage of the fact we had an attack as sharp as a sponge and a defence as strong as wet toilet paper. It just wasn’t cricket, which is what we thought we were playing.”
The Blades aren’t ready to stop there if they fail with their weekly campaign known as ‘Operation Straw Clutch’, another person with speaking capabilities said, “If this fails we’ll just take Tottenham Hotspur to court as we know they’ll lose to anyone.”
Sheffield United’s M-owners are now set to sue the nineteen other Premiership clubs from last season in a bid to win compensation for their relegation to the Championship.
A speaking person said, “We have evidence that clearly indicates that these clubs were purposely trying to beat us by taking advantage of the fact we had an attack as sharp as a sponge and a defence as strong as wet toilet paper. It just wasn’t cricket, which is what we thought we were playing.”
The Blades aren’t ready to stop there if they fail with their weekly campaign known as ‘Operation Straw Clutch’, another person with speaking capabilities said, “If this fails we’ll just take Tottenham Hotspur to court as we know they’ll lose to anyone.”
