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Post by HURLOCK on Nov 20, 2007 14:42:32 GMT -1
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in
front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks.
One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small.
Uncharacteristically, the husband comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper, and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asks.
"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?"
The husband shrugs. "Why not, it worked for your arse didn't it?"
He lived, and, with a great deal of therapy, he might walk again....
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 20, 2007 14:46:21 GMT -1
PMSL that's brilliant Hurls! ;D
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Post by Arnold on Nov 20, 2007 18:41:42 GMT -1
PMSL exalted  |
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Post by mortontheblade on Nov 20, 2007 18:46:38 GMT -1
;D
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Post by Rulesaints on Nov 20, 2007 18:49:18 GMT -1
A woman stands in front of the mirror and says to her husband "My tits are sagging, my arse is gettig bigger and I'm getting shorter. Please tell me a compliment"
To which the man replies "You've got great eyesite!"
;D
(written by me so may not be as funny as the orginal I read ages ago)
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Post by mortontheblade on Nov 20, 2007 18:51:00 GMT -1
;D twas good ;D
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Nov 20, 2007 18:52:19 GMT -1
Perfect breasts
(o)(o)
Fake silicone breasts
( + )( + )
Perky breasts
(*)(*)
Big nipple breasts
(@)(@)
A cups
o o
D cups
{ O }{ O }
Wonder bra breasts
(oYo)
Cold breasts
( ^ )( ^ )
Lopsided breasts
(o)(O)
Pierced Breasts
(Q)(O)
Hanging Tassels Breasts
(p)(p)
Against The Shower Door Breasts
( )( )
Android Breasts
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Nov 20, 2007 18:58:01 GMT -1
There was a competition to cross the English channel doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde.
After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest. About 40 minutes later, the redhead crawled up on the shore and was declared the second place finisher.
Nearly 4 hours after that, the blonde finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers.
When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race, she replied, "I don't want to sound like I'm a sore loser, but I think those two other girls were using their arms..."
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