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Post by fcredblue on Oct 23, 2007 12:49:58 GMT -1
dont put this on the jokes area as there is nobody there to talk or get a reply from...
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Post by Neko Bazu on Oct 23, 2007 13:26:32 GMT -1
*waits for the mods to come and do their job* ;D  |
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Post by PureOldGold on Oct 23, 2007 16:56:53 GMT -1
sorry mate, thats why we have different boards.
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Post by Katiekins on Oct 23, 2007 17:33:19 GMT -1
LOL ;d
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Post by Rulesaints on Oct 23, 2007 17:34:25 GMT -1
Owned  |
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Post by Katiekins on Oct 23, 2007 17:36:09 GMT -1
Thats what i was thinking lol
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Post by Katiekins on Oct 23, 2007 17:37:06 GMT -1
I got a couple of joke texts i may aswel post |
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Post by Katiekins on Oct 23, 2007 17:39:36 GMT -1
Dr Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt really guilty. No matter how hard he tried, the sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he's hear an internal reassuring voice say 'Dave don't worry about it. You aren't the first Doctor to sleep with one of your patients and you won't be the last and you are single, jsut let it go.' But inveriably the other voice would bring him back to reality whispering....
'Dave you're a fucking vet'
;d
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Post by Katiekins on Oct 23, 2007 17:42:02 GMT -1
A convict breaks into a house and ties up the husband and wife . He jumps on the wife, kisses her ear, then runs to the bathroom. The husband whispers to his wife 'Satisfy him, or he'll kill us. I saw the way he kissed you, just be strong, I love you!' The wife replies 'He didn't kiss me, he whispered in my ear he's gay, horny and looking for vaseline. I told him it's in teh bathroom. Let's see who's fucking strong now!'
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Post by Rulesaints on Oct 23, 2007 17:43:33 GMT -1
How do they fit in one text?  |
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Post by Katiekins on Oct 23, 2007 17:45:21 GMT -1
They don't they are about 2 or 3 lol
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Post by Katiekins on Oct 23, 2007 17:51:17 GMT -1
A man is driving along one day, when he accidently bumps into a car in front of him. The man waits for the other driver to get out and yell at him, when he is surprised to see the other driver is a dwarf. The dwarf walks over to the car and says "I'm not happy!"
"no?" says the man, "then which one are you?"
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Post by Cappsy-DCFC on Oct 23, 2007 19:48:05 GMT -1
i have a harsh one but it wont go on here ;D
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Post by Argyle_Smurf on Oct 26, 2007 21:11:18 GMT -1
Dr Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt really guilty. No matter how hard he tried, the sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he's hear an internal reassuring voice say 'Dave don't worry about it. You aren't the first Doctor to sleep with one of your patients and you won't be the last and you are single, jsut let it go.' But inveriably the other voice would bring him back to reality whispering.... 'Dave you're a fucking vet' ;d LMFAO |
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