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Post by Sterland (S4E) on Dec 7, 2006 21:50:09 GMT -1
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Dec 7, 2006 21:59:13 GMT -1
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Dec 9, 2006 0:29:43 GMT -1
He He!!
Always remember having one of these online consumer surveys telephone me. Now in the past I've completed questionairres (with a free biro) and posted them off. Depending on the compnies backing the market research I've usually received vouchers / gifts etc. relating to the survey e.g. a months free newspapers, sample cigarettes (as part of a tasting campaign), booze vouchers and general money off vouchers.
After listening to this pratt rabbit on for 10 mins the questions suddenly took a turn away from the usual lifestyle questions e.g. newspapers, sporting events, social activiteis, booze etc. and concerned hair products, beauty products and women's sanitary products.
At this point I explained to the surveyor, I have to answer I don't know to all these questions; I no queer tranny and what the fuck do I want with money off vouchers for winged tampons .....and hung up.
They've never called back....
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Post by Pete the Wolf on Dec 10, 2006 19:11:05 GMT -1
Bloody hell! That just brought tears to my eyes listening to it!  This is gonna do no justice to that one, but here's a few things I picked up as well: 10. When they ask "How are you today?" Tell them! "I'm so glad you asked because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died..." 9. If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary. 8. Cry out in surprise, "Judy! Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have you been?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of pause as she tries to figure out where the hell she could know you from. 7. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends Plan, reply, in a SINISTER voice , "I don't have any friends - would you be my friend?" 6. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. 5. Tell the telemarketer you are on "home incarceration" and ask if they could bring you a case of beer and some chips. 4. After the telemarketer gives their spiel, ask him/her to marry you. When they get all flustered, tell them that you could not just give our credit card number to a complete stranger. 3. Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask them if they will give you their HOME phone number so you can call them back. When the telemarketer explains that they cannot give out their HOME number, you say "I guess you don't want anyone bothering you at home, right?" The telemarketer will agree and you say, "Now you know how I feel!" Say good bye and hang up. 2. Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. "Come on Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your momma?" And first and foremost: 1. Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down |
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