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Post by JJ on Dec 7, 2006 12:21:09 GMT -1
The world's foremost authority on wasps is walking down the street when he sees a record in the window of a charity shop "Wasp noises from around the world". Intrigued, he goes into the shop and asks if he can listen to it. "Certainly," says the shop assistant and pops it onto his turntable.
After listening to the first track for a while, the world's foremost authority on wasps is a bit confused. "I don't recognize any of these noises, and I'm the world's foremost authority on wasps! Can you play the next track please?"
The assistant obliges and skips the needle onto the next track, after a while the world's foremost authority on wasps is still confused "No, I still don't recognize any of these wasps. Can you try the next track?"
The assistant skips the needle on, and the world's foremost authority on wasps listens for a little while longer before shaking his head. "It's no good. I just don't recognize any of these wasps" The assistant peers at the label of the record and says..
"Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I was playing the bee side"
;D
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Post by C@V on Dec 7, 2006 12:24:07 GMT -1
Thats a good joke JJ a bit of a sting in it!
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Post by JJ on Dec 7, 2006 12:26:04 GMT -1
BOOM BOOM Cav!!!
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Post by C@V on Dec 7, 2006 12:26:55 GMT -1
I got a buzz out of it!
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Post by JJ on Dec 7, 2006 12:28:07 GMT -1
Quit whilst your ahead!
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Post by C@V on Dec 7, 2006 12:29:26 GMT -1
Ok honey!
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Post by JJ on Dec 7, 2006 12:30:19 GMT -1
I was waiting for that one ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png)
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Post by Billy on Dec 7, 2006 12:45:57 GMT -1
very good JJ! Have an exalt ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png)
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Post by JJ on Dec 7, 2006 14:12:49 GMT -1
Cheers Billy. Right back at ya. As for your PM, I agree. Hope it's not true ![:(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/sad.png)
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Post by C@V on Dec 7, 2006 14:14:13 GMT -1
Cheers Billy. Right back at ya. As for your PM, I agree. Hope it's not true ![:(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/sad.png) It's bound to be! ![:(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/sad.png)
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Post by gt on Dec 7, 2006 14:16:15 GMT -1
It’s a hive of activity in here isn’t it
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Post by JJ on Dec 7, 2006 14:17:51 GMT -1
Not sure tbh Cav. That wasn't meant to be another pun about the joke was it? Don't YOU start, GT!!! ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) Cheers Billy. Right back at ya. As for your PM, I agree. Hope it's not true ![:(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/sad.png) It's bound to be! ![:(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/sad.png)
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Post by C@V on Dec 7, 2006 14:20:08 GMT -1
Not sure tbh Cav. That wasn't meant to be another pun about the joke was it? Don't YOU start, GT!!! ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) It's bound to be! ![:(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/sad.png) No Billy has pm'd me also! Don't worry mums the word!
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Post by JJ on Dec 7, 2006 14:29:26 GMT -1
Bless him! He's such a worrier ![:'(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/cry.png)
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Post by Dr LuKas on Dec 7, 2006 14:43:59 GMT -1
A record shop?! Where are we, in the sixties!?
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Dec 9, 2006 0:32:09 GMT -1
JJ - shocking mate! You the fucker who stole Bob Monkhouses's joke book then ;D
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