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Post by Remember Jesus on Nov 23, 2006 10:38:08 GMT -1
My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when,on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I've a full time job,
To find the fucking thing!
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues,
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!
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Post by Mrs H on Nov 23, 2006 10:40:57 GMT -1
That's just beautiful RJ. Is it about anyone in particular?  |
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 23, 2006 10:42:15 GMT -1
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't frightfully good to have a dong? (ding-dong) It's swell to have a stiffy, it's divine to have a dick From the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick! So three cheers for your willy, or john thomas! Hooray - for your one-eyed trouser snake Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your percy or your cock You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stick it in a sock! But don't get it out in public or they will put you in the dock, And you won't come back! (ah thangou very much...  |
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Post by Remember Jesus on Nov 23, 2006 10:43:31 GMT -1
That's just beautiful RJ. Is it about anyone in particular? Somebody just sent it to me in a text. he had a hot date last night and it seems the old todger let him down. |
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Post by Remember Jesus on Nov 23, 2006 10:44:33 GMT -1
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't frightfully good to have a dong? (ding-dong) It's swell to have a stiffy, it's divine to have a dick From the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick! So three cheers for your willy, or john thomas! Hooray - for your one-eyed trouser snake Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your percy or your cock You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stick it in a sock! But don't get it out in public or they will put you in the dock, And you won't come back! (ah thangou very much... ;D |
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Post by travisfickle on Nov 23, 2006 10:54:55 GMT -1
And cue Mr Creosote!!!!.......  Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't frightfully good to have a dong? (ding-dong) It's swell to have a stiffy, it's divine to have a dick From the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick! So three cheers for your willy, or john thomas! Hooray - for your one-eyed trouser snake Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your percy or your cock You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stick it in a sock! But don't get it out in public or they will put you in the dock, And you won't come back! (ah thangou very much... ;D |
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 23, 2006 11:03:54 GMT -1
And cue Mr Creosote!!!!....... Indeedy-oh! "I hope sir was not overdoing it last night?!" "fuck off!" "d'accord!" ;D |
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Post by travisfickle on Nov 23, 2006 11:07:41 GMT -1
"oh come on sir.......eeets only waffer theeen!"
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Post by gt on Nov 23, 2006 11:08:24 GMT -1
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Post by gt on Nov 23, 2006 11:09:55 GMT -1
  ;D |
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 23, 2006 11:11:34 GMT -1
"oh come on sir.......eeets only waffer theeen!" "an' don't skimp on the paté!" "Oh sir, I can assure you, just because eet ees mixed up with all ze other theengs in a buck-et, we would not dream of giving you less than ze full amount! In fact - I shall personally ensure zat you receive a double 'elping!" ;D |
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