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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Sept 14, 2007 20:06:41 GMT -1
After quiting his Xmas job for a better paid Easter one, PASTIE let his previous employer know what he thought of them!
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Sept 14, 2007 20:22:06 GMT -1
After a particularly heavy weekend on the sauce, PASTIE was hoping the schoolkids wouldnt notice he'd not washed his hair!
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Sept 14, 2007 20:23:51 GMT -1
PASTIE couldnt believe it, he'd only stopped for 40 winks at lunchtime and some little bugger nicked his bike and his shoes!
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Sept 14, 2007 20:26:09 GMT -1
While holidaying in Cuba, PASTIE wished he'd taken more than $20 to spend. Still........where there's a will...
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Sept 14, 2007 20:27:31 GMT -1
Even the homeless had heard about 606's impending MOD Election!
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Sept 14, 2007 20:29:31 GMT -1
Having had his shoes and bike nicked, It was the last straw when some dirty tramp nicked PASTIEs sign!
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Post by PureOldGold on Sept 14, 2007 20:31:00 GMT -1
Even the homeless had heard about 606's impending MOD Election! hands off, she's already promised me her vote ;D
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Sept 14, 2007 20:35:15 GMT -1
"It's alright for you - after your ten minutes of fun you roll off, go to sleep then 9 months later you piss off to work all day" ROASTER was starting to regret the last 20 seconds of his '10 minutes of fun'
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Sept 14, 2007 21:32:09 GMT -1
PASTIE couldnt believe his luck. On his 1st visit to stafford, GFJ had only gone and left his fridge open!
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Sept 14, 2007 22:15:57 GMT -1
AFTER A LONG PERIOD OF FUN AND FROLICKING RO FORGOT WHERE TO DEPOSIT HIS SWIMMERS
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Post by PASTIE on Sept 16, 2007 19:37:55 GMT -1
MMMMMMM NOTE TO SELF: PASTIES SPERM COUNT, PASTIE - SANTAS LITTLE HELPER, PASTIES ALCOHOLIC APPROACH TO TEACHING, ROASTER WANTS ANOTHER KID, GFJ'S FRIDGE. Nothing, nothing is ever missed...
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Post by PASTIE on Sept 16, 2007 19:39:32 GMT -1
After a particularly heavy weekend on the sauce, PASTIE was hoping the schoolkids wouldnt notice he'd not washed his hair! Been laughing my way through these but this one cuts. That could be me. What time I did text you this week?
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Post by PASTIE on Sept 16, 2007 19:41:15 GMT -1
And exalted for it, of course. Great work
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Sept 16, 2007 19:49:23 GMT -1
After a particularly heavy weekend on the sauce, PASTIE was hoping the schoolkids wouldnt notice he'd not washed his hair! Been laughing my way through these but this one cuts. That could be me. What time I did text you this week? 3am mate - and the text said you couldnt walk!!
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Sept 16, 2007 19:57:01 GMT -1
EVER THE GOOD MATE,GRES LOANED PASTIE HIS BIKE
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Post by PASTIE on Sept 16, 2007 22:08:18 GMT -1
Been laughing my way through these but this one cuts. That could be me. What time I did text you this week? 3am mate - and the text said you couldnt walk!! I totally couldn't. Mate wanted a Poker night as a way of spending his birthday. Duly obliged whilst drinking copious amounts of Bombadier. Somebody gave me a lift home, which was a result. Irony was I broke even on the night - not bad for somebody literally crippled by drink
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Post by PASTIE on Sept 16, 2007 22:14:07 GMT -1
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Sept 19, 2007 15:09:32 GMT -1
EVER THE GOOD MATE,GRES LOANED PASTIE HIS BIKE PMSL ;D
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Sept 19, 2007 15:11:02 GMT -1
Gres indicated he needed 2 more beers to steer this barge in a straight line
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Sept 19, 2007 15:42:22 GMT -1
Gres thought this would be essential reading for the coming trip
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