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Post by PASTIE on Aug 28, 2007 23:37:21 GMT -1
PASTIEs elephant made almost as much mess in Exeter high street as its owner!! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by PASTIE on Aug 28, 2007 23:37:48 GMT -1
PASTIEs elephant made almost as much mess in Exeter high street as its owner!! Too High-Tech, not enough Cobbles. Oh, and too many people around, too.... Can't be Exeter. He said the high street, not the football ground
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Aug 28, 2007 23:37:54 GMT -1
PASTIEs elephant made almost as much mess in Exeter high street as its owner!! Too High-Tech, not enough Cobbles. Oh, and too many people around, too.... Can't be Exeter. OI smurfie - you cant pick fault with captions mate, not even i can find a picture of an actual elephant shitting in exeter - its called poetic licence! ;D ;D
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Post by PASTIE on Aug 28, 2007 23:39:15 GMT -1
At RBNO2 it wasn't just PASTIE making excuses when Gres started to play the pick of his record collection.
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Post by PASTIE on Aug 28, 2007 23:39:48 GMT -1
Talking of which, do we have any secrets on Ro-land?
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Post by PASTIE on Aug 28, 2007 23:43:17 GMT -1
Stranger things have happened in Exeter...
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Post by officergroyman on Aug 28, 2007 23:46:02 GMT -1
Unfortunately life after the zoo was still shit for Pastie as he contimplated briefly a career in the vetrinary arts!!
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Post by PASTIE on Sept 2, 2007 22:32:55 GMT -1
Mrs PASTIE, upon picking up PASTIE's notebook doodles, began to fear for his state of mind going into the new term.
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Post by PASTIE on Sept 2, 2007 22:33:59 GMT -1
She also was unsure about the new addition to his teacher wardrobe.
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Post by danthered on Sept 3, 2007 10:59:12 GMT -1
Chaos ensued in a Derby Garage when mechanics realised that the junior had fitted one of Gresley's exhaust pipes to another customers car
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Post by danthered on Sept 3, 2007 11:02:38 GMT -1
On his return to work Pastie was unsure as to the level of Education in his new class...though he couldn't fault the logic
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Post by danthered on Sept 3, 2007 11:06:06 GMT -1
At last a drink that Tom thought had been invented just for him
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Post by PASTIE on Sept 4, 2007 22:10:31 GMT -1
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Sept 14, 2007 19:47:23 GMT -1
MMMMMMM NOTE TO SELF:
PASTIES SPERM COUNT, PASTIE - SANTAS LITTLE HELPER, PASTIES ALCOHOLIC APPROACH TO TEACHING, ROASTER WANTS ANOTHER KID, GFJ'S FRIDGE.
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Sept 14, 2007 19:50:51 GMT -1
Despite only ever having one sperm, PASTIE's was top of the range, with outboard motor and built in Sat Nav!
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Sept 14, 2007 19:54:00 GMT -1
PASTIE didnt really like his job in the Christmas department, but he made sure Santas little 'Helpers' really did 'Help'!
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Sept 14, 2007 19:55:19 GMT -1
PASTIE lost his Xmas job after mixing business with pleasure!!
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Post by PureOldGold on Sept 14, 2007 19:57:19 GMT -1
PASTIE lost his Xmas job after mixing business with pleasure!! LOL ;D
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Sept 14, 2007 20:02:05 GMT -1
Mrs PASTIE had to perform a strange 'mouth to mouth' to resucitate him after he'd overloaded his sacks!
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Sept 14, 2007 20:03:58 GMT -1
PASTIE made sue PMV wasnt too excited about Xmas!!
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