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Post by Travis on Apr 20, 2008 19:20:22 GMT -1
I've always considered KK as a man with a great mind!!
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Post by Kentucky Kid on Apr 20, 2008 19:21:20 GMT -1
I've always considered KK as a man with a great mind!! PASTIE IS SHOUTING NO CONVERSATIONS! but i agree with you trav
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Post by T C on Apr 20, 2008 19:35:23 GMT -1
The two young ladies puzzled over the instructions for their new mobile phone so had to go to the bog to discuss it
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Post by PASTIE on Apr 20, 2008 22:57:12 GMT -1
i'm not sure i've many interesting secrets.... 1. I've met 4 members of 606 in person and talked to 2 other members on the phone. 2. The closest thing i have to an irrational fear is a hatred of talking on phones. 3. i have a track record of injurying friends while playing football; one broken leg, 2 almost broken arms.... etc 4. First Time i got properly drunk, me and friend drank between us 3 (5 pint) pitches of lager inbetween 2 bottles of whiskey, (could probably do that with easy these days) and i subsequently got alcohol poisoning. But more disturbingly, as Hurlock remembers, the remenant of the Tescos Whiskey had things living in it when we found it a month afterwards. As such i've an aversion to Tesco's Whiskey... 5. It was reported to me, when i worked in the local pharmacy, by my gran and aunt, that numerous oaps were heard to be talking about the "lovely lad" that worked in the pharmacy, when having their hair do.... there is only one local pharmacy and i was there only bloke working there - i had an oap fan club 6. My first memory is watching Sheffield United play Huddersfield in 1987. 7. Inspite of being 23 i can still pass as a teenager 8. I've numerous large scars on my back i can't account for 9.... erm, can't think of any more ^^^^^^^^^^ there you go..... ----------------- sorry for the bad grammer, pastie 9. A couple of years back a male friend tried to kiss me and by certain accounts thought he was in love with me .... you should note the word tried as in failed to! 10. On numerous occasions i've projectile vomited in public and ONCE due to a mix of alcohol and badly prepared food, had violent diarrhea behind a bus shelter ;D do ya worst Ammunition abounds. YOu may have to wait until after Wednesday, but I won't forget...
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Post by DTR on Apr 22, 2008 12:48:33 GMT -1
Is this not a CAPTION thread? Ster will be mad when he sees all the chit chat on here
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Apr 22, 2008 17:07:30 GMT -1
Si tries out a new range from M&S for his summer Hols
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Apr 22, 2008 17:10:29 GMT -1
Si liked to use his favourite bra for his Spiderman impressions
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Apr 22, 2008 17:29:11 GMT -1
It was Si's party tricks which caused his man boobs and hence the need for a bra
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Apr 24, 2008 21:03:49 GMT -1
Pastie explained to the class the pay rise he was hoping for
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Apr 24, 2008 21:17:09 GMT -1
Pastie loved his new suit that much he wore it to school.
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Apr 24, 2008 21:23:02 GMT -1
Even Santa was pissed off with his pay offer
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Post by PASTIE on Apr 24, 2008 21:34:38 GMT -1
Pastie explained to the class the pay rise he was hoping for Just for a laugh, after forty years of increasingly bitter teaching experience, PASTIE chose to reveal in one of his sex eduxation lessons what he believed to be the average human penis size.
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Apr 28, 2008 18:10:38 GMT -1
It wouldnt be long before the guys realised going into a bar named Golden Showers wasnt such a good idea
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Post by PASTIE on Apr 28, 2008 18:59:38 GMT -1
It wouldnt be long before the guys realised going into a bar named Golden Showers wasnt such a good idea Gres's magnetic hair gel was a rampant success.
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Apr 28, 2008 20:39:56 GMT -1
LOL - a good start! ;D
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Post by Mrs H on Apr 28, 2008 21:08:48 GMT -1
KK on Facebook - "I'm looking for Michelle Ramsden"
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Apr 28, 2008 21:10:22 GMT -1
;D
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Apr 30, 2008 6:30:48 GMT -1
;D
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Apr 30, 2008 6:32:32 GMT -1
Silky's night came to an abrupt end when some random German Bird wearing a rather large strap on bumped into him
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Apr 30, 2008 7:13:14 GMT -1
;D ;D
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