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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Apr 20, 2008 17:34:19 GMT -1
chat chat chat
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Post by El Morto La Hoja! on Apr 20, 2008 17:39:47 GMT -1
i'm not sure i've many interesting secrets.... 1. I've met 4 members of 606 in person and talked to 2 other members on the phone. 2. The closest thing i have to an irrational fear is a hatred of talking on phones. 3. i have a track record of injurying friends while playing football; one broken leg, 2 almost broken arms.... etc 4. First Time i got properly drunk, me and friend drank between us 3 (5 pint) pitches of lager inbetween 2 bottles of whiskey, (could probably do that with easy these days) and i subsequently got alcohol poisoning. But more disturbingly, as Hurlock remembers, the remenant of the Tescos Whiskey had things living in it when we found it a month afterwards. As such i've an aversion to Tesco's Whiskey... 5. It was reported to me, when i worked in the local pharmacy, by my gran and aunt, that numerous oaps were heard to be talking about the "lovely lad" that worked in the pharmacy, when having their hair do.... there is only one local pharmacy and i was there only bloke working there - i had an oap fan club 6. My first memory is watching Sheffield United play Huddersfield in 1987. 7. Inspite of being 23 i can still pass as a teenager 8. I've numerous large scars on my back i can't account for 9.... erm, can't think of any more ^^^^^^^^^^ there you go..... ----------------- sorry for the bad grammar, pastie
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Post by El Morto La Hoja! on Apr 20, 2008 17:40:58 GMT -1
Ten. Photos are optional but always warmly welcomed. i'll try and come up with 2 more... *thinks*
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Post by El Morto La Hoja! on Apr 20, 2008 17:54:37 GMT -1
i'm not sure i've many interesting secrets.... 1. I've met 4 members of 606 in person and talked to 2 other members on the phone. 2. The closest thing i have to an irrational fear is a hatred of talking on phones. 3. i have a track record of injurying friends while playing football; one broken leg, 2 almost broken arms.... etc 4. First Time i got properly drunk, me and friend drank between us 3 (5 pint) pitches of lager inbetween 2 bottles of whiskey, (could probably do that with easy these days) and i subsequently got alcohol poisoning. But more disturbingly, as Hurlock remembers, the remenant of the Tescos Whiskey had things living in it when we found it a month afterwards. As such i've an aversion to Tesco's Whiskey... 5. It was reported to me, when i worked in the local pharmacy, by my gran and aunt, that numerous oaps were heard to be talking about the "lovely lad" that worked in the pharmacy, when having their hair do.... there is only one local pharmacy and i was there only bloke working there - i had an oap fan club 6. My first memory is watching Sheffield United play Huddersfield in 1987. 7. Inspite of being 23 i can still pass as a teenager 8. I've numerous large scars on my back i can't account for 9.... erm, can't think of any more ^^^^^^^^^^ there you go..... ----------------- sorry for the bad grammer, pastie 9. A couple of years back a male friend tried to kiss me and by certain accounts thought he was in love with me .... you should note the word tried as in failed to! 10. On numerous occasions i've projectile vomited in public and ONCE due to a mix of alcohol and badly prepared food, had violent diarrhea behind a bus shelter ;D do ya worst
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Apr 20, 2008 18:04:59 GMT -1
The reason for the scars on Morts back were becoming more obvious once the pictures were developed
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Post by T C on Apr 20, 2008 18:08:16 GMT -1
This is what you get when you spend hours doing Self " MORTification you stupid boy ! said the doctor
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Post by T C on Apr 20, 2008 18:18:54 GMT -1
will someone resize for me please
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Post by Travis on Apr 20, 2008 18:33:55 GMT -1
will someone resize for me please LOL! You weren't joking when you said you were f*cking useless with the piccies! ;D Can't resize it as the original jpeg on Imageshack is that size! Would need a direct link to the site you got it from. Got home alright then TC? I felt a bit rough this morning. I blame that Ruby Red shit we drank! ;D
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Apr 20, 2008 18:38:42 GMT -1
How can you almost break an arm?
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Apr 20, 2008 18:46:48 GMT -1
Like all good prossers,Morts wouldn't let clients kiss him.
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Post by T C on Apr 20, 2008 18:53:17 GMT -1
will someone resize for me please LOL! You weren't joking when you said you were f*cking useless with the piccies! ;D Can't resize it as the original jpeg on Imageshack is that size! Would need a direct link to the site you got it from. Got home alright then TC? I felt a bit rough this morning. I blame that Ruby Red shit we drank! ;D hiya Trav... I was supping til 3 ! seen the taxi joke ?
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Post by T C on Apr 20, 2008 18:53:56 GMT -1
Like all good prossers,Morts wouldn't let clients kiss him. PMSL ;D
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Post by Travis on Apr 20, 2008 18:55:57 GMT -1
LOL! You weren't joking when you said you were f*cking useless with the piccies! ;D Can't resize it as the original jpeg on Imageshack is that size! Would need a direct link to the site you got it from. Got home alright then TC? I felt a bit rough this morning. I blame that Ruby Red shit we drank! ;D hiya Trav... I was supping til 3 ! seen the taxi joke ? Guess I'm just not cut out to be a top alcoholic! I have, but I don't know how appropriate it is! ;D
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Post by T C on Apr 20, 2008 18:57:42 GMT -1
After failing to pull the fit blond bird, Trav had to make do with a quickie with a young lad in the bogs !
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Post by Travis on Apr 20, 2008 19:03:30 GMT -1
As TC freely admitted, after a few pints he could go for anything with tits!! ;D
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Post by Kentucky Kid on Apr 20, 2008 19:04:43 GMT -1
As TC freely admitted, after a few pints he could go for anything with tits!! ;D lmfao well done trav exalted
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Post by Travis on Apr 20, 2008 19:09:21 GMT -1
As TC freely admitted, after a few pints he could go for anything with tits!! ;D lmfao well done trav exalted Cheers KK! You always have to have a 'come back' in reserve when the old sod's about! ;D Not a bad result for Villa today, was it? ;D
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Post by T C on Apr 20, 2008 19:12:35 GMT -1
As TC freely admitted, after a few pints he could go for anything with tits!! ;D lmfao well done trav exalted you turncoat KK ! PMSL Trav ;D
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Post by Kentucky Kid on Apr 20, 2008 19:14:27 GMT -1
tc that was fucking quality from trav
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Post by T C on Apr 20, 2008 19:18:56 GMT -1
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