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Post by PASTIE on Oct 19, 2006 18:17:05 GMT -1
Applications are welcome for an individual or a group of people to occupy and maintain a well frequented corridor for up to one week.
The corridor has a very special ambience largely generated by its subdued lighting and unusual essence. It is decorated in a minimalist style, complete with sofa and personalised wine rack, a mirror and one or two other installations left by its many generous visitors.
The corridor will require a live-in manager or team of managers whilst the incumbent proprietor, PASTIE, moves house. Over the next few days he will be gradually packing away PASTIE mansions and at some point that will involve the closure of his PC. There will no doubt be a transition period whilst PASTIE maintains limited internet access, but certainly from Monday until at least next Thursday all internet activity will be temporarily suspended. It is hoped that Telewest will have their act together sufficiently to reconnect the original Prowler on that date, but there are no guarantees.
The successful applicant can expect to occupy the corridor rent free, with the added bonus of being able to collect as many of the toppled ten pence pieces on the floor as they can find.
Prospective applicants for this temporary position are invited to post their Curriculum Vitae on this thread.
Thank you for your interest.
PASTIE
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Oct 19, 2006 18:52:15 GMT -1
Well, my first reaction would be to say that all of the prowlers keep the corridors intact until your hotly anticipated arrival.
I imagine that it'd be tough for one individual to live up to the orginal Prowler's standards within the said corridor.
Others may have differing feelings though.
Whatever happens, I still expect my beer to be cold.
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Post by peter2dc on Oct 19, 2006 20:43:06 GMT -1
...and there's me thinking i was a second string janitor...pah!...last time i take out the bins!
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Post by JJ on Oct 19, 2006 20:52:07 GMT -1
Which corridor are you referring to? Certainly not the Prowler's one from that description
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Post by peter2dc on Oct 19, 2006 20:54:29 GMT -1
decription?...coded corridors?
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Oct 19, 2006 20:58:07 GMT -1
Applications are welcome for an individual or a group of people to occupy and maintain a well frequented corridor for up to one week. The corridor has a very special ambience largely generated by its subdued lighting and unusual essence. It is decorated in a minimalist style, complete with sofa and personalised wine rack, a mirror and one or two other installations left by its many generous visitors. The corridor will require a live-in manager or team of managers whilst the incumbent proprietor, PASTIE, moves house. Over the next few days he will be gradually packing away PASTIE mansions and at some point that will involve the closure of his PC. There will no doubt be a transition period whilst PASTIE maintains limited internet access, but certainly from Monday until at least next Thursday all internet activity will be temporarily suspended. It is hoped that Telewest will have their act together sufficiently to reconnect the original Prowler on that date, but there are no guarantees. The successful applicant can expect to occupy the corridor rent free, with the added bonus of being able to collect as many of the toppled ten pence pieces on the floor as they can find. Prospective applicants for this temporary position are invited to post their Curriculum Vitae on this thread. Thank you for your interest. PASTIE i'd best make sure the Week 3 caption pics are posted this Sunday then. I'll do the marking on Monday instead!!! |
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Post by JJ on Oct 19, 2006 20:58:45 GMT -1
 decription?...coded corridors?
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Post by peter2dc on Oct 19, 2006 20:59:39 GMT -1
sorry JJ...just being pedantic...must be my pms
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Post by PASTIE on Oct 20, 2006 10:21:52 GMT -1
...and there's me thinking i was a second string janitor...pah!...last time i take out the bins! I know, sorry Pete. Its an equal opportunities thing. Apparently the position had to be advertised. Rules is rules...  |
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Post by PASTIE on Oct 20, 2006 10:22:51 GMT -1
Applications are welcome for an individual or a group of people to occupy and maintain a well frequented corridor for up to one week. The corridor has a very special ambience largely generated by its subdued lighting and unusual essence. It is decorated in a minimalist style, complete with sofa and personalised wine rack, a mirror and one or two other installations left by its many generous visitors. The corridor will require a live-in manager or team of managers whilst the incumbent proprietor, PASTIE, moves house. Over the next few days he will be gradually packing away PASTIE mansions and at some point that will involve the closure of his PC. There will no doubt be a transition period whilst PASTIE maintains limited internet access, but certainly from Monday until at least next Thursday all internet activity will be temporarily suspended. It is hoped that Telewest will have their act together sufficiently to reconnect the original Prowler on that date, but there are no guarantees. The successful applicant can expect to occupy the corridor rent free, with the added bonus of being able to collect as many of the toppled ten pence pieces on the floor as they can find. Prospective applicants for this temporary position are invited to post their Curriculum Vitae on this thread. Thank you for your interest. PASTIE i'd best make sure the Week 3 caption pics are posted this Sunday then. I'll do the marking on Monday instead!!! Thanks! I'll do all I can to find a time slot - not done this weeks yet - not even the UCC - could be panic by the end of the weekend! |
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Oct 20, 2006 12:07:49 GMT -1
mmmmm......its a job with a lot of responsibility PASTIE - but why not just trust the prowlers to maintain the corridors in there current condition til you return! Any unwanted changes and you can sort them when you return from your house move!
*im taking Janners argyle Poster down regardless - we dont have wall decorations - i'll have a word in his shell like!!*
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Post by Main Admin Account on Oct 20, 2006 19:37:48 GMT -1
OI! Get off the poster Gres  Its down in PASTIES meditation corner |
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Oct 20, 2006 20:13:23 GMT -1
OI! Get off the poster Gres Its down in PASTIES meditation corner shut it whipper snapper - you dont know who your messing with!! If PASTIE wanted a poster, he'd have put one up - now leave it before i start making up RBNO secrets about you!!  ;D |
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Post by PASTIE on Oct 21, 2006 10:07:21 GMT -1
OI! Get off the poster Gres Its down in PASTIES meditation corner I have a meditation corner? I had no idea I was such a hippy... |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Oct 21, 2006 21:39:08 GMT -1
It ain't - it's where your wine rack is stood ;D
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Post by darrenwooler on Oct 21, 2006 23:20:46 GMT -1
Applications are welcome for an individual or a group of people to occupy and maintain a well frequented corridor for up to one week. The corridor has a very special ambience largely generated by its subdued lighting and unusual essence. It is decorated in a minimalist style, complete with sofa and personalised wine rack, a mirror and one or two other installations left by its many generous visitors. The corridor will require a live-in manager or team of managers whilst the incumbent proprietor, PASTIE, moves house. Over the next few days he will be gradually packing away PASTIE mansions and at some point that will involve the closure of his PC. There will no doubt be a transition period whilst PASTIE maintains limited internet access, but certainly from Monday until at least next Thursday all internet activity will be temporarily suspended. It is hoped that Telewest will have their act together sufficiently to reconnect the original Prowler on that date, but there are no guarantees. The successful applicant can expect to occupy the corridor rent free, with the added bonus of being able to collect as many of the toppled ten pence pieces on the floor as they can find. Prospective applicants for this temporary position are invited to post their Curriculum Vitae on this thread. Thank you for your interest. PASTIE OK I'll do it if ya want... lol |
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Post by PASTIE on Oct 23, 2006 22:28:11 GMT -1
All I can say is that it is lucky that I didn't disconnect my internet connection like I was meant to. What would you have all done?!? |
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Its down in PASTIES meditation corner 
