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Post by danthered on Sept 9, 2006 21:29:58 GMT -1
 Pete was a tad dissapointed when his lift didnt turn up at Heathrow [/i][/quote] FPML ohh that is a wipe beer off me screen moment |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Sept 9, 2006 21:31:44 GMT -1
 Ro's fart in a jar was finally dug up, and the public duely warned! What fucking fart?  ? If it's the one I did 22 years ago in 5th Year Biology - then sorry - the fucking UN will be confiscating said jar and contents. Fuck even the memory is making me wanna to spew ;D |
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Post by tgiwatford on Sept 9, 2006 21:32:34 GMT -1
Ro's fart in a jar was finally dug up, and the public duely warned! What fucking fart? ? If it's the one I did 22 years ago in 5th Year Biology - then sorry - the fucking UN will be confiscating said jar and contents. Fuck even the memory is making me wanna to spew ;D  |
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Sept 9, 2006 21:32:39 GMT -1
Weapon from ass destruction. Ro's fart in a jar was finally dug up, and the public duely warned! What fucking fart? ? If it's the one I did 22 years ago in 5th Year Biology - then sorry - the fucking UN will be confiscating said jar and contents. Fuck even the memory is making me wanna to spew ;D |
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Post by tgiwatford on Sept 9, 2006 21:35:58 GMT -1
 Even as a baby, Ro know not to fuck around when his friends tried to convert him to Man Utd! |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Sept 9, 2006 21:37:21 GMT -1
 Stafford girls, come with there own warning signs[/i] |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Sept 9, 2006 21:38:30 GMT -1
 TGI started his liking of the OLDER lady at an early age[/i] |
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Sept 9, 2006 21:39:33 GMT -1
 Ro,biology,1985. |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Sept 9, 2006 21:39:54 GMT -1
Even as a baby, Ro know not to fuck around when his friends tried to convert him to Man Utd! Stop fucking swearing!!!! ;D |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Sept 9, 2006 21:47:54 GMT -1
Ro,biology,1985. ;D As an aside - who remembers the old "gas taps" in school science labs - the ones the Bunsen Burner was attached too? Fuck- that pic the stream of flames when you lit one of those fuckers (with no Bunsen attached) was double that size and singed everying in its path. Did it once and me best mate was snoozing on his bag across the desk. Poor fucker awoke to a singed bag - no eyebrows and fringe and wondering why his sleeves were smoking ;D |
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Sept 9, 2006 21:51:46 GMT -1
This dozy twat in our class was fucking about with the pipe when it came off and caught the flame. Oh fuck my mother i pissed myself that much TGI was queuing for the overfill. Ro,biology,1985. ;D As an aside - who remembers the old "gas taps" in school science labs - the ones the Bunsen Burner was attached too? Fuck- that pic the stream of flames when you lit one of those fuckers (with no Bunsen attached) was double that size and singed everying in its path. Did it once and me best mate was snoozing on his bag across the desk. Poor fucker awoke to a singed bag - no eyebrows and fringe and wondering why his sleeves were smoking ;D |
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Sept 9, 2006 22:13:30 GMT -1
Goalposts joined the ranks of Heathrow baggage handlers -"Fuck I wish I'd never left me cushy office job in Brum" he sighed after the first flight from Alicante landed! [/i][/quote] FPML ohh that is a wipe beer off me screen moment[/quote] Ha! PMSL.. ;D |
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Post by shinny on Sept 9, 2006 22:17:01 GMT -1
Ro,biology,1985. ;D As an aside - who remembers the old "gas taps" in school science labs - the ones the Bunsen Burner was attached too? Fuck- that pic the stream of flames when you lit one of those fuckers (with no Bunsen attached) was double that size and singed everying in its path. Did it once and me best mate was snoozing on his bag across the desk. Poor fucker awoke to a singed bag - no eyebrows and fringe and wondering why his sleeves were smoking ;D that the one you were telling us about thurs Ro? |
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Post by PASTIE on Sept 9, 2006 22:54:39 GMT -1
 Pastie forgets himself when he realises his hotseat questions are commingStill waiting for them...  |
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Post by PASTIE on Sept 9, 2006 22:57:03 GMT -1
 After another heavy night on the lash, PASTIE gets a couple of hours shut eye before lessons start!PMSL Gross sod |
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Post by PASTIE on Sept 9, 2006 22:58:42 GMT -1
Here goes... 1. I once drank a sample of my own piss as a dare for 15 pounds. 2. I fancy my best friends older sister. 3. My older sister dressed me up as Celine Dion when i was VERY little! 4. I once stayed up all night playing Sonic Heroes on Nintendo game cube for the sheer hell of it! 5. I have an OCD where when i am eating every door in the room has to be shut 6. I once asked my year two teacher (Female sheffield United fan) to sleep with me in French. 7. I hate watching footy on TV. (I only like live football) 8. I support Scotland over England 8 secrets. Dont be too mean though! Just before I vacate this page I felt that these needed to be posted again lest they should be forgotten...  |
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Post by PASTIE on Sept 9, 2006 23:00:24 GMT -1
I never got a chance to see all y'alls secrets so i have no idea! well sterland is 6ft 3 but thats compared to me at 6ft 6 (hence all the giant captions on RBNO1) RO @ 6ft 4 and GFJ at 6 ft 4ish so we dubbed sterland a dwarf!  <<Pastie breathes sigh of relief that his own height is not yet known...>> |
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Post by PASTIE on Sept 9, 2006 23:09:19 GMT -1
 TGI's Year two French Teacher teaching her ass off it's no wonder he fancied her so much, not bad for a blades fan
Donald was happy to travel to the RBNO piss up on the condition that they didn't go to "any old Mickey Mouse nightclub". |
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Post by PASTIE on Sept 9, 2006 23:11:24 GMT -1
Stafford girls, come with there own warning signs |
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Post by peter2dc on Sept 10, 2006 10:45:17 GMT -1
 DTR's looks improve drastically when smoking his favourite bong |
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