Goalposts for Jumpers
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Jul 30, 2006 19:39:40 GMT -1
 Chopper models the latest in "Community Friendly" uniforms in rural Derbyshire |
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Goalposts for Jumpers
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Jul 30, 2006 19:43:43 GMT -1
 Peter2DC is rightly proud as he chats to his mates in the pub:
"I told the President to say that!"(note - think Jack Ryan in Clear and Present Danger) |
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Goalposts for Jumpers
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Jul 30, 2006 19:46:30 GMT -1
 GFJ's response to the girl who answered "not fertilised" to his tried and tested "How do you like your eggs done" chat up line was unusually classy |
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Jul 30, 2006 19:50:31 GMT -1
 "If you can't re-house them kittens luv, don't flush em down the bog," said GFJ with a glint in his eye to his wife. Then unzipping his fly, "there is another way....." |
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Goalposts for Jumpers
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Jul 30, 2006 19:53:07 GMT -1
 Think I'll opt for the closed coffin when I turn up my toes! |
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Jul 30, 2006 19:57:37 GMT -1
 PASTIE was beside himself with joy on seeing this invention on Tomorrow's World, "no more 'caught short with no bog roll' problems for me at service stations!"
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Goalposts for Jumpers
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Jul 30, 2006 20:00:54 GMT -1
 "Now, I like his thinking!" Quips GFJ to the Prowlers....(way to reach 6,700!) |
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Post by danthered on Jul 30, 2006 20:03:58 GMT -1
 Sterland was Really missing his car |
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Post by danthered on Jul 30, 2006 20:07:55 GMT -1
 MGJ decides to pop along to the RBNO Stafford pissup |
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Jul 30, 2006 20:08:00 GMT -1
Sterland was Really missing his car ;D |
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Post by danthered on Jul 30, 2006 20:10:14 GMT -1
 DTR stands back and admires his handywork That foooking wireless network will bloody fly now |
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Post by danthered on Jul 30, 2006 20:12:38 GMT -1
 MrsH's secret to the fine cleavage was finally exposed |
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Jul 30, 2006 20:12:55 GMT -1
DTR stands back and admires his handywork That foooking wireless network will bloody fly now MGJ decides to pop along to the RBNO Stafford pissup Exalted for great work Dan!!!! ;D |
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Jul 30, 2006 20:15:31 GMT -1
 I've just succeeded in doing something OG has never done - got a pic on here of a lady with her legs open and her pussy in full view that won't be removed!!!! ;D |
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Post by danthered on Jul 30, 2006 20:18:08 GMT -1
 Chop and the boys in blue looking for GFJ find these discarded pants with a well used magic pocket entry point |
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Jul 30, 2006 20:20:56 GMT -1
officer holding pants: "I think we have the proof we need. It aint just bears that shit in the woods - I do believe we are on the trail of the man they call PASTIE"
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Post by danthered on Jul 30, 2006 20:21:33 GMT -1
 After a hard day plastering the walls Gresley just couldnt find the new puppy |
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Post by danthered on Jul 30, 2006 20:22:18 GMT -1
I've just succeeded in doing something OG has never done - got a pic on here of a lady with her legs open and her pussy in full view that won't be removed!!!! ;D FPML GFJ 1 OG 0 ;D |
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Post by danthered on Jul 30, 2006 20:25:52 GMT -1
 GFJ had his cat well trained for his PARTY nights |
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Post by danthered on Jul 30, 2006 20:27:35 GMT -1
 MrsH's new mushroom crop was comming along nicely |
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