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Post by PASTIE on Oct 10, 2006 21:51:12 GMT -1
Were it not for the sheer size of the customer, Gres's fridge mechanic would have challenged the big man's claim that his appliance was "nearly new".
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Post by PASTIE on Oct 10, 2006 21:53:15 GMT -1
In the end, Gres got it working himself, and proved the point to the repair man.
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Post by PASTIE on Oct 10, 2006 21:56:17 GMT -1
Even after a bottle of Captain Morgan, the music plays on for PastyDuchy
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Post by PASTIE on Oct 10, 2006 21:59:08 GMT -1
Having four nipples and being really into folk were just two of the more minor characteristics for most of the Liskeard locals.
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Post by PASTIE on Oct 10, 2006 22:01:05 GMT -1
Bumped for ease of reference Bloody hell, I go to say bye bye and they're all at it: and rnbo here goes finally.... 1. ive never broken a bone in my body 2. ive been run over before 3. ive fallen out of a car before whilst moving 4. i actually do college work 5. im an alholic in training 6. ive thrown up once in all the bins up our street when comming home from the pub once 7. took a piss at greggs window 8. i sat on my mate once and broke his finger... there you go enjoy Those are from ade... I really do need to go to bed. Get to work people...!
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Post by PASTIE on Oct 10, 2006 22:04:08 GMT -1
Ade's neighbours knew he'd been on the fairy cake again.
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Post by PASTIE on Oct 10, 2006 22:07:49 GMT -1
Puking in all the bins on Ade's street was no mean feat.
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Post by PASTIE on Oct 10, 2006 22:09:54 GMT -1
Graciously, Ade always remembers to mark the bins he has visited.
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Post by PASTIE on Oct 10, 2006 22:14:45 GMT -1
As Dan leans forward to offer just one more of his cakes, Roaster tells himself,
"I've got to stop doing this..."And that'll be my night's work...
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Post by Pasty Duchy on Oct 11, 2006 14:09:17 GMT -1
Having four nipples and being really into folk were just two of the more minor characteristics for most of the Liskeard locals. I have just fouled myself laughing. NURSE!!
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Oct 11, 2006 19:22:03 GMT -1
Were it not for the sheer size of the customer, Gres's fridge mechanic would have challenged the big man's claim that his appliance was "nearly new". Exalt returned for this effort mate....nearly fell off my chair!! ;D ;D
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Oct 11, 2006 20:21:56 GMT -1
Sterland made his own way to Stafford.
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Oct 11, 2006 20:23:59 GMT -1
Gres' fridge mechanic did home calls and pick up.
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Oct 11, 2006 20:25:22 GMT -1
Dans' photo album was his pride and joy.
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Post by danthered on Oct 12, 2006 21:16:31 GMT -1
Gres was happy his fridge was fixed as he can chill his tools again now
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Post by PASTIE on Oct 12, 2006 21:40:17 GMT -1
The minute Scaramanga found out about the fourth nipple, PastyDuchy knew he was in for trouble.
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Post by PASTIE on Oct 12, 2006 21:41:07 GMT -1
The minute Scaramanga found out about the fourth nipple, PastyDuchy knew he was in for trouble. Sterland watched on with amusement.
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Post by PASTIE on Oct 12, 2006 21:46:44 GMT -1
8. PD is married to Mrs Pasty - a woman worshipped as a goddess in several continents.PastyDuchy met his wife at the hairdressers.If she's reading these I assume that she's in on the act
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Post by PASTIE on Oct 12, 2006 22:04:01 GMT -1
With just 5 minutes until PastyDuchy was due on stage, the crowd at the Cambridge Folk Festival were starting to wriggle with excitement.
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Post by danthered on Oct 12, 2006 22:09:14 GMT -1
Pastyduchy's 4 nipples (This photo has been deemed too pornographic)
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