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Post by peter2dc on Sept 17, 2006 14:22:28 GMT -1
 GT paralysed by smoking ganja, had its up side |
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Post by peter2dc on Sept 17, 2006 14:25:08 GMT -1
 GT was never thrown off the bus...he just couldnt afford the ticket! |
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Post by peter2dc on Sept 17, 2006 14:30:37 GMT -1
 When Mini gres was sent to meet peter...he was a little early! |
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Post by peter2dc on Sept 17, 2006 14:33:13 GMT -1
 Jen and Jen(?) decide to show up at the RBNO bash...and organise the parking! |
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Post by peter2dc on Sept 17, 2006 14:57:34 GMT -1
 DTR 'the bouncer' changed careers. It seemed noone took him seriously! |
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Post by peter2dc on Sept 17, 2006 15:07:07 GMT -1
 for first time since the 70's...leeds fans show some honesty! |
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Post by peter2dc on Sept 17, 2006 15:11:12 GMT -1
 Roaster invites women to the RBNO bash only under certain pre conditions... |
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Post by peter2dc on Sept 17, 2006 15:29:24 GMT -1
 Pastie's teaching method about tree reproduction |
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Sept 17, 2006 18:10:23 GMT -1
 After coming out of his skateboard induced coma, GT's first words were "I'll be up her arse in a week, just you watch me"! |
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Sept 17, 2006 18:11:53 GMT -1
 GT's abseil was going ok, until TGI had a quick piss over the edge of the cliff! |
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Sept 17, 2006 18:17:37 GMT -1
 It wasnt just GT that had to leave the bus. After a particularly nasty GT 'Kebab' fart, the whole band were evacuated for health reasons! |
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Sept 17, 2006 18:19:28 GMT -1
 GT had been on the skunk again, this time his legs were fine, but he'd lost the use of his body from the waist up! |
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Sept 17, 2006 18:24:29 GMT -1
 Having told his ex missus that the window opened outwards, GT was understandably upset by her horrible death. "she had such a nice arse" he said! |
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Sept 17, 2006 18:27:29 GMT -1
 It was a bad night for GT. He'd been drinking Diesel, thinking it was Absynth, then he tried to light another joint while opening the window outwards. "oh well.....at least it'll impress the ladies" he thought as he plummetted towrds the ground!! |
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Sept 17, 2006 18:28:50 GMT -1
 GT couldnt understand why he was never invited to 'Bring a Bottle' parties! |
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Post by PASTIE on Sept 17, 2006 20:36:24 GMT -1
Well I hope these are ok chaps  1. I had to go to hospital with my ex girlfriend after smoking super skunk and ‘losing feeling in my legs’ 2. I have a completely numb patch on my right leg after cutting a section of deep skin away while trying to impress a girl skateboarding down a huge slide on a skateboard when I was 13 3. I climbed up a rock face in the Peak District before all my mates and it took 90 minutes to talk me into climbing down after I had looked down 4. I was once invited onto a rock band’s tour bus before being chucked off for being too pissed. 5. I once ate half a powdered bath bomb belonging to my flatmate. 6. I once drank several shots of TCP while stoned, after my mate insisted it was Absinthe. 7. When drunk I once insisted a window had to be opened outwards (when it was opened up and down) to the point where I insisted my new flamates ‘stood back while the expert sorts it’. Cue one pane of glass all over the door step and me in hospital with a slashed wrist 8. I once was party to the theft of a temporary traffic light, which we procured by cutting the cable with household scissors, charging down the street with it, being photo-ed with it before sticking it in a random person’s wheelie bin Am I in or are is there an imbalance of too many stories about me putting myself in hospital or mortal danger? I lost my virginity to ‘Animal’ by ‘Def Leppard’ if you want an extra  I've been away and shall return to this. Exalted and welcome! |
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Post by PASTIE on Sept 17, 2006 20:42:35 GMT -1
 Taking no chances, the next time GT was on skunk he took along spares. |
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Post by PASTIE on Sept 17, 2006 20:45:00 GMT -1
 GT's mates had such a giggle with the absynthe gag that the Ecstasy prank just had to be done. |
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Post by peter2dc on Sept 17, 2006 20:45:49 GMT -1
that one didnt work pastie...no pic  |
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Post by PASTIE on Sept 17, 2006 20:47:55 GMT -1
 Meanwhile in the Peak District they finally found someone to persuade GT down. |
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