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Post by C@V on Sept 15, 2006 16:24:22 GMT -1
[size=8 ][shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300] DAN![/glow][/shadow] [/size] **nods head**[/quote] Hey up mate did something go tits up there??[/quote] yep the tits ;D |
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Post by danthered on Sept 15, 2006 16:27:34 GMT -1
Hey up mate did something go tits up there?? yep the tits ;D Always better pointing north than south though this time dude  |
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Post by C@V on Sept 15, 2006 16:28:16 GMT -1
hows it go big jo
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Post by danthered on Sept 15, 2006 16:30:03 GMT -1
Cool dude very cool ta, hows married life? |
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Post by C@V on Sept 15, 2006 16:31:19 GMT -1
Cool dude very cool ta, hows married life? I've lost my ring!  |
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Post by peter2dc on Sept 15, 2006 17:18:18 GMT -1
is that another way of saying you've popped your cherry?
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Post by danthered on Sept 15, 2006 17:30:07 GMT -1
Cool dude very cool ta, hows married life? I've lost my ring! Check between your cheeks mate |
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Post by danthered on Sept 15, 2006 17:30:46 GMT -1
is that another way of saying you've popped your cherry? Evening Pete mate |
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Post by danthered on Sept 15, 2006 18:06:38 GMT -1
 While Pete is on his lunch at the Embassy it's nice to know the interests of the British Folk in the USA are being well taken care of |
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Post by danthered on Sept 16, 2006 20:27:14 GMT -1
 Yeh!! oh Hello love, Yeh im outside the Hotel now - Raining no!! someone has turned a tap on; says Gresley |
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Sept 16, 2006 20:28:31 GMT -1
Yeh!! oh Hello love, Yeh im outside the Hotel now - Raining no!! someone has turned a tap on; says Gresley not far wrong that DTR - exept i was in a dinner jacket, and was unable to speak!! ;D ;D ;D Free bar mate  ;D |
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Post by danthered on Sept 16, 2006 20:30:48 GMT -1
 Gresley's mate Leicesterlad leaving the Kebab shop with his own Kebab in his right hand and Gresley's in his left |
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Post by danthered on Sept 16, 2006 20:35:19 GMT -1
 Gresleys local Kebab shop employs a few more people to cope when Gres is out on the town and hungry for a Kebab |
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Post by danthered on Sept 16, 2006 20:45:33 GMT -1
 After hearing of Gresleys liking for urinating on Hotel walls local Stafford hoteliers club together to ensure enough CCTV cameras are operating |
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Post by danthered on Sept 16, 2006 20:47:43 GMT -1
 Staffords new Anti Urination CCTV team room opens in time for Gresleys visit for the RBNO bash |
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Sept 16, 2006 21:49:48 GMT -1
All quality mate - have an exalt!! I had to lead you there, but once you had the 'scent' it was all over!! TOP work, especially the CCTV one - made me laugh!! |
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Post by gtnffc on Sept 16, 2006 22:27:51 GMT -1
Well I hope these are ok chaps 1. I had to go to hospital with my ex girlfriend after smoking super skunk and ‘losing feeling in my legs’ 2. I have a completely numb patch on my right leg after cutting a section of deep skin away while trying to impress a girl skateboarding down a huge slide on a skateboard when I was 13 3. I climbed up a rock face in the Peak District before all my mates and it took 90 minutes to talk me into climbing down after I had looked down 4. I was once invited onto a rock band’s tour bus before being chucked off for being too pissed. 5. I once ate half a powdered bath bomb belonging to my flatmate. 6. I once drank several shots of TCP while stoned, after my mate insisted it was Absinthe. 7. When drunk I once insisted a window had to be opened outwards (when it was opened up and down) to the point where I insisted my new flamates ‘stood back while the expert sorts it’. Cue one pane of glass all over the door step and me in hospital with a slashed wrist 8. I once was party to the theft of a temporary traffic light, which we procured by cutting the cable with household scissors, charging down the street with it, being photo-ed with it before sticking it in a random person’s wheelie bin Am I in or are is there an imbalance of too many stories about me putting myself in hospital or mortal danger? I lost my virginity to ‘Animal’ by ‘Def Leppard’ if you want an extra |
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Sept 16, 2006 22:31:40 GMT -1
 Having lost his virginity to a Muppet, GT wasnt quite so ashamed to admit he supported Forest! |
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Post by gtnffc on Sept 16, 2006 22:32:29 GMT -1
That was quick ;D. I'm going to enjoy it on here  |
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Sept 16, 2006 22:34:56 GMT -1
 Four weeks after his 'super skunk' night, GT could finally laugh about losing the use of his legs!! |
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